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| Nov 8th, 2007 11:51 AM | |
| noob3 | new harold & kumar! :D yay one of the best movies of all time is getting a sequel! |
| Nov 5th, 2007 12:56 PM | |
| Grislygus |
Horror Predictions For The Coming Year! The Deaths of Ian Stone Groundhog Day meets Satan. Taking all bets regarding quality. Lake Dead Rental at best. The Mist Stephen King, Frank Darabont, Misty Gooey Monsters. Enjoyable way to pass an evening, guaranteed. The Torturer You can tell if you're going to watch this one from the title alone. I Am Legend You know how "I, Robot" took the title of Asimov's brilliant anthology and slapped it over the plot of Karn Evil 9? Yeah. Apply to Richard Mastheson. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Musical horror from Tim Burton based on Sweeney fucking Todd. Self promoting. 80% chance of awesome, 20% chance of flaming wads of shit. Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem Already discussed elsewhere. Supposedly less gay this time. Daybreakers Involves Ethan Hawke. 90% chance of having more in common with I AM LEGEND than the I AM LEGEND movie. One Missed Call 100% chance of dull crapfest. Rogue Water Monster Movie, 100% chance of me seeing it. The Eye If you are a horror fan, you should be interested in how this turns out. If you don't know what I'm talking about, look it up. Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo 87% chance of inducing similar audience reactions to the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Sex and the City: The Movie 50% chance of definitively proving the nonexistance of God. 50% chance of massive incidences of lightning killing individuals involved with making it. |
