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Jan 14th, 2008 09:39 AM
Zbu Manowar This would only work if the film had Jan-Michael Vincent going after the guy who was planning to remake 'The Mechanic' and taking him out with Airwolf. Because honestly? The first one is perfect enough.
Jan 12th, 2008 07:19 PM
Sacks D:
Jan 10th, 2008 07:09 PM
Grislygus Thank you, it was the Garden of Earthly Delights. Been driving me nuts.
Jan 10th, 2008 06:59 PM
Desert_Screams That resume doesn't inspire a lot of confidence. This is gonna be another in a looooooong line of WTF remakes.

The painting....I remember it was a Bosch, but that's about it.
Jan 10th, 2008 12:43 PM
Grislygus
Why, God? Why?

The Mechanic, circa 2008.

Seriously?
I mean, of all the fucked up remakes I've ever heard of...

Seriously?


I mean, forget the faggoty revisionist plot for a second, let's just look at this guy's fucking credentials.
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  1. Reckless (2008) (pre-production) (written by)
  2. AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem (2007) (written by)
    ... aka Aliens vs. Predator 2 (Singapore: English title)
    ... aka AvP2 (USA: short title)
    ... aka AvPR (International: English title: short title)
  3. "UC: Undercover" (11 episodes, 2001-2002)
    - The Sins of Sonny Walker (2002) TV episode (creator) (teleplay)
    - Teddy C (2002) TV episode (story) (teleplay)
    - Zero Option (2001) TV episode (teleplay)
    - The Siege (2001) TV episode (creator) (teleplay)
    - City on Fire (2001) TV episode (creator)
    (6 more)
  4. Shaft (2000) (screenplay) (story)
    ... aka Shaft - Noch Fragen? (Germany)
  5. Armageddon (1998/I) (adaptation)
  6. "New York Undercover" (3 episodes, 1995-1996)
    ... aka Uptown Undercover
    - Sympathy for the Devil (1996) TV episode (written by)
    - Color Lines (1995) TV episode (written by)
    - Digital Underground (1995) TV episode (written by)
  7. Sundown: The Future of Children and Drugs (1991)
Also, to all my fellow artfags and film nuts, can anyone remember the name of the painting that Bronson was so obsessed over in the original?

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