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May 2nd, 2003 10:54 PM
executioneer
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JOKE: why do men act like babies when they are sick?

BECAUSE THEY ARE BABIES WHEN THEY ARE SICK. REALLY. THEY ARE. THEY TURN INTO INFANTS. BABIES. ALL OF 'EM.
I don't

-willie
May 2nd, 2003 10:07 PM
Mockery You'd take that back if you knew you like we do.

:whateverthefuckthisis
May 2nd, 2003 03:30 PM
FS Dammit, I couldn't have had sex with ALL of you!

...could I?
May 2nd, 2003 03:04 PM
Zosimus Hormons do the wierdest shit to anyones head, not just guys! Plus, if you are cute, the line to your door will grow longer as you go along so, get used to it/deal with it!

Now,
If you have a nice ass... well, what the hell do you expect?! you have a nice ass damn it, it attracts attention!
May 2nd, 2003 02:42 PM
punkgrrrlie10
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let me guess... he lied to you?

I was thinking men in general, not a specific 'he'. Mine's included but several others were thought of in the process of introducing this thread. The guy at school who keeps asking me if I'm single yet. The guy at the gas station who stares at my ass while I'm washing my windows. my friend's b/f who is whining about...well everything it seems...Men.
May 2nd, 2003 02:35 PM
CyborgDuckPenis
May 2nd, 2003 02:04 PM
Zosimus
Re: Men

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Originally Posted by punkgrrrlie10
let me guess... he lied to you?
May 2nd, 2003 01:20 PM
Protoclown
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
damn men and their penises (except for fatsatans)
You'd ALL take that back if you knew FatSatan like I do.

:mangina
May 2nd, 2003 10:50 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
damn men and their penises (except for fatsatans)
You'd take that back if you knew FatSatan like I do.

:shrinkage
May 1st, 2003 02:29 PM
wreckreation You'd take that back if you knew FatSatan like I do.

:crabs
May 1st, 2003 01:18 PM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
damn men and their penises (except for fatsatans)
You'd take that back if you knew FatSatan like I do.

:herpes
May 1st, 2003 10:26 AM
kellychaos You can damn ME but you just leave my penis out of this.
May 1st, 2003 09:44 AM
glowbelly damn men and their penises (except for fatsatans)
May 1st, 2003 07:44 AM
Esuohlim LOL WHY WAS IT ILLEGAL FOR HELEN KELLER TO DRIVE?

SHE WAS A WOMAN
May 1st, 2003 06:04 AM
FS Men are scum, baby
May 1st, 2003 04:14 AM
UnDeath WOMEN DRIVERS
May 1st, 2003 03:10 AM
Krythor JOKE: WHY DID THE WOMAN CROSS THE ROAD????

BECAUSE SHE HAD TO BUY A TOILET BRUSH
May 1st, 2003 01:54 AM
glowbelly JOKE: why do men act like babies when they are sick?

BECAUSE THEY ARE BABIES WHEN THEY ARE SICK. REALLY. THEY ARE. THEY TURN INTO INFANTS. BABIES. ALL OF 'EM.

Apr 30th, 2003 10:22 PM
executioneer

-willie
Apr 30th, 2003 07:43 PM
Jixby Phillips JOKE: Why do women hate being stabbed? Because they don't want to get killed
Apr 30th, 2003 07:41 PM
Jixby Phillips Women are the dumb ones. How can we be expected to trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
Apr 30th, 2003 06:54 PM
punkgrrrlie10 no bleeding. I like how that's the first thing a man would go to as the excuse for why I'm annoyed at a man.

Perhaps it's just that men suck...alot, and there are no overactive hormones involved whatsoever on my part.
Apr 30th, 2003 06:49 PM
Helm More importantly, is it your own blood?
Apr 30th, 2003 06:09 PM
wreckreation is your cunt bleeding?
Apr 30th, 2003 05:05 PM
punkgrrrlie10
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