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Mar 7th, 2008 02:03 AM
executioneer i'd rather not give someone i cared about permanent emotional trauma, no
Mar 7th, 2008 12:32 AM
JediScum It's probably not what happened, but he did have pre-existing heart conditions. Though the image may not be pleasant, I would like to think that Gary "felt it coming on" and decided to "make love" once more before going.

If you were going to die, would you rather be slumped over a gaming table with a d4 sticking in yer eye, friends all sobbing....

Or would you rather have your wife's ass on your face in bed, kicking the headboard because you hit "that spot" more than once?

And i was wrong, he was married twice, but whatever.
Mar 7th, 2008 12:07 AM
Dr. Boogie
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Oops! My bad. I thought it said "Gary Gygax dead FROM 69" not "AT".
So you thought he died in some sexual mishap?
Mar 7th, 2008 12:03 AM
Tadao I can't go near mirrors, I get trapped by my handsomeness.
Mar 6th, 2008 11:54 PM
JediScum Yes, Tadao, you have excellent GAY-dar. How does it register when you walk by a mirror?
Mar 6th, 2008 08:47 PM
Tadao
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He did inspire some of us to dream.
I caught gayness from reading that.
Mar 6th, 2008 08:41 PM
JediScum Oops! My bad. I thought it said "Gary Gygax dead FROM 69" not "AT".

After reading that he was still DMing until January of this year, had six kids and a wife, with nothing being mentioned of any previous marriages, I thought, "DAMN!!!! I hope I can go out that way!!".

He did inspire some of us to dream.
Mar 6th, 2008 08:11 PM
Dr. Boogie Well you're right. He was 69, not 70.
Mar 6th, 2008 07:50 PM
JediScum I was acually a bit shocked reading he died... not so much for the dying, but I never thought he was 70 by now.
Mar 5th, 2008 08:57 PM
Colonel Flagg
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I was wrong. Penny Arcade came up with a good one
Short and sweet. I like it. Thanks for the link, Doc.
Mar 5th, 2008 04:35 PM
darkvare
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i always hated acoustic guitars they remind me of my hatred for electric guitars
you do realize is the rock band guitar and therefore not a real guitar
Mar 5th, 2008 03:35 PM
Dr. Boogie
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i've never played any sort of DnD-esque game but i've sat in on a few and they seem fun. i just wish there were people around here to play with who weren't total geek dork fag asses.
Way to project.

He did a VO for a dungeon in D&D Online. It was hilariously bad.
Mar 5th, 2008 02:18 PM
liquidstatik
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..i just wish there were people around here to play with who weren't total geek dork fag asses.
iknowright ;_;
Mar 5th, 2008 01:02 PM
bigtimecow i heard on the radio that he used to hold DnD games at his house. man, he must've been the best DM ever

i've never played any sort of DnD-esque game but i've sat in on a few and they seem fun. i just wish there were people around here to play with who weren't total geek dork fag asses.
Mar 5th, 2008 12:32 PM
DeadKennedys
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i always hated D&D it reminds me of my hatred for turn based videogames
i always hated acoustic guitars they remind me of my hatred for electric guitars
Mar 5th, 2008 12:21 PM
Dr. Boogie I was wrong. Penny Arcade came up with a good one:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic
Mar 4th, 2008 09:48 PM
Colonel Flagg The last page of the Codex of the Infinite Planes has been turned. RIP E. Gary. G.
Mar 4th, 2008 06:08 PM
Pentegarn Geeks everywhere (myself included) will mourn.
Mar 4th, 2008 05:38 PM
Emu I always thought, somehow, that Ed Greenwood would go first. It would've made me feel better.
Mar 4th, 2008 05:37 PM
liquidstatik well if his party wouldn't have left him, i bet he could've taken it ;_;
Mar 4th, 2008 05:28 PM
Zomboid A hill giant with a +5 sling did him in
Mar 4th, 2008 05:16 PM
Dr. Boogie Egg roll failed!
Mar 4th, 2008 05:06 PM
darkvare trhows dies "pat pat" oops i got less than five -joke failed
i always hated D&D it reminds me of my hatred for turn based videogames
Mar 4th, 2008 04:56 PM
executioneer SYSTEM SHOCK ROLL FAILED
Mar 4th, 2008 04:26 PM
Dr. Boogie Saving throw. I've thought about it for the past hour, and there's really no better joke than one about saving throws. Fortitude, death, the thing that killed him, they all point to saving throw being the best route for a joke about his death. What, is someone going to post some shit about owlbears? Fuck no.
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