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Apr 3rd, 2008 05:55 PM | ||
Dr. Octogonopus |
I wasn't expecting horror, but I just didn't find it as funny as I thought I would. It just wasn't very good to me. TheThing was more fun to watch. And I ALWAYS get the two mixed up, Evil Dead and Dead Alive. I dunno why. |
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Apr 3rd, 2008 12:09 PM | ||
Pandajuice |
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The Evil Dead films are some of the greatest campy horror flicks ever made. They're supposed to be silly, but also super cool. Evil Dead II was always my favourite, but the first one is cool too. It just doesn't get any better than Grandma zombie trying to bust out of the cellar with Ash sitting/bouncing on top of the hatch. I recommend as the others have that you go back and watch it again. Don't go into it expecting an intense horror experience, but rather a damn fun 90 minutes. |
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Mar 12th, 2008 08:12 PM | ||
Tadao | No, you'd want to use an ectoplasm rape kit first. | |
Mar 12th, 2008 08:00 PM | ||
Dr. Octogonopus | Would you need to take an imaginary shower afterwards? | |
Mar 10th, 2008 07:14 PM | ||
Tadao | In poltergeist, there is ghost rape. Bitch gets tore up. | |
Mar 10th, 2008 12:48 PM | ||
argonath | Just because there's weiner eatin' doesn't make it fellatio. There is some dead furry fellatio in The Shining though. | |
Mar 8th, 2008 10:24 AM | ||
Dr. Octogonopus | .... I don't remember that at all. Why do the movie classics keep ruining things for me? Tree rape, ectoplasmic fellatio.... :P | |
Mar 6th, 2008 04:01 PM | ||
Girl Drink Drunk | There's a poltergeist blowing some guy though :O | |
Mar 6th, 2008 03:43 AM | ||
executioneer | no tree rape, tho | |
Mar 5th, 2008 04:10 PM | ||
Girl Drink Drunk | You know what was another good film? Ghostbusters. | |
Mar 5th, 2008 02:22 PM | ||
liquidstatik | (OMGSHUTUP!!!) | |
Mar 5th, 2008 12:03 PM | ||
Fat_Hippo | Don't lie, Tadao. It's not rape if you enjoyed it! (OMGSMILEYOVERUSE!!!) | |
Mar 5th, 2008 01:30 AM | ||
Tadao | I was raped with a cucumber once. I hate plants. | |
Mar 5th, 2008 01:10 AM | ||
Obscurus Lupa |
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The professor was keeping a record of his research and recording it, and read the passage aloud. I'm pretty sure it was explained in the tape and it wasn't terribly hard to understand. They gave the professor more of a backstory in the second one, but really, it's not too difficult to understand. Demons don't need a motive for tree rape. I'm pretty sure the fact that they're demons covers it. |
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Mar 4th, 2008 10:19 PM | ||
Grislygus |
That's why it confuses the young childrens, gawd Besides, It just didn't do a good job of explaining why the tree rapists are around. We know they played the recording of the guy chanting, but why was he even doing that? I love tree rape as much as any other guy on these forums, but it helps when you have some clue as to why it's happening, or if you're not going to explain it, at least make it scarier than that. |
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Mar 4th, 2008 10:15 PM | ||
executioneer | tree rape is hawt | |
Mar 4th, 2008 09:56 PM | ||
Grislygus | Did I mention there was tree rape in it | |
Mar 4th, 2008 09:55 PM | ||
Grislygus | Tree rape makes young adolescents very confused when they watch it with their friends, and I believe Sam Raimi's decision to include it was insane and immoral | |
Mar 4th, 2008 09:54 PM | ||
Grislygus | What's with the tree rape, seriously. | |
Mar 4th, 2008 09:54 PM | ||
Grislygus |
What the hell is so hard to understand? Professor finds book, reads it, dies. New people find book, read it, dying. JESUS CHRIST, IT'S TRYING TO UNDERSTAND QUANTUM PHYSICS WITH TREE RAPE |
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Mar 4th, 2008 07:55 PM | ||
liquidstatik |
s'not the only thing you fail at ;o |
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Mar 4th, 2008 07:43 PM | ||
Dr. Octogonopus | I was watching the movie, and got to about 20 minutes of pointlessness so I skipped ahead to about where the spell started kicking in, then got confused and tried to understand, and failed. | |
Mar 4th, 2008 06:18 PM | ||
Girl Drink Drunk | Willie, you're awesome | |
Mar 4th, 2008 03:01 PM | ||
liquidstatik | ty | |
Mar 4th, 2008 02:57 PM | ||
executioneer | i think the reason the professor read the book is because he didn't realise he was in a horror movie where magic words actually do shit | |
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