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Mar 23rd, 2008 09:25 AM | |
Pentegarn |
Every time I hear that song I think of the movie Dirty Work where Artie Lange and Norm MacDonald are about to get into a fight with those frat guys and Chris Farley excitedly goes over to the jukebox to play Rolling Stones "Street Fighting Man" and accidentally puts in the Pina Colada song ![]() |
Mar 23rd, 2008 04:30 AM | |
GADZOOKS |
My wife's favorite song, thank you Evil Robot ![]() |
Mar 23rd, 2008 04:12 AM | |
Evil Robot |
New flat panel TV has increased my killing power So now while playing COD4 I can make people out in the distance and pick them off with ease and impunity, black people in the movie "Blood Diamond" look even more ravaged by strife, and my Rupert Holmes box set now shows me every decrepid wrinkle on his anti semetic head. All in all I think it was worth spending $2500 on my TV. and with that I leave you with these words: I was tired of my lady We'd been together too long Like a worn-out recording Of a favorite song So while she lay there sleeping I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns There was this letter I read "If you like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you'd like making love at midnight In the dunes on the Cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape." I didn't think about my lady I know that sounds kind of mean But me and my old lady Have fallen into the same old dull routine So I wrote to the paper Took out a personal ad And though I'm nobody's poet I thought it wasn't half bad "Yes I like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon And cut through all this red-tape At a bar called O'Malley's Where we'll plan our escape." So I waited with high hopes And she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady And she said, "Oh it's you." Then we laughed for a moment And I said, "I never knew." That you like Pina Coladas Getting caught in the rain And the feel of the ocean And the taste of champagne If you'd like making love at midnight In the dunes of the Cape You're the lady I've looked for Come with me and escape High def kicks premium goods ass |