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| May 13th, 2003 03:16 AM | ||
| sadie | of course it is. look who started it. :P | |
| May 6th, 2003 08:03 PM | ||
| executioneer |
this thread is silly  -willie |
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| May 6th, 2003 08:01 PM | ||
| punkgrrrlie10 |
So did the boys. 
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| May 6th, 2003 07:52 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
I'm going to claim the 2000th post of the Loveline forum. And I'm also going to say that girls are mean, manipulative people who you talk to and are nice to you and then they make fun of you with their stupid girlfriends every afternoon without you knowing until you finally find out weeks later, and then they make fun of you to your face every chance they get when they see you.  At least that's how it was in 5th grade. :/ |
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| May 6th, 2003 06:34 PM | ||
| punkgrrrlie10 |
YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE KITTY!!!! There is no secret girl network!!!  But I will tell you this' you can't really talk to girls. You have to club them over the head while they aren't looking, drag them home like the mongos that you are and brainwash them til they like you in which she is allowed to merge back into the world on your arm. 
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| May 6th, 2003 05:49 PM | ||
| GnrySgtHartman | Actually, willies statement was fucking genius because it involves logging off a message board for atleast one day. | |
| May 6th, 2003 05:45 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
Yeah, I'd talk to you IRL, Sadie. But you're not as scary because I kind of feel like I know you a little bit now. I'm always a bit unsure about that whole "be yourself" thing because my "yourself" is so uninteresting and boring because my interests involve things like D&D and comic books and Farscape and geek stuff like that, which is pretty much CHICK BANE. But I'm such an honest and open person that I can't NOT be myself. So I always either clam up and just don't say anything for fear of scaring people away or I don't even approach people in the first place. |
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| May 6th, 2003 03:25 PM | ||
| sadie |
and willie, you'd talk to me irl, too. sillies. :P |
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| May 6th, 2003 03:24 PM | ||
| sadie | proto, you'd talk to me irl. | |
| May 6th, 2003 01:26 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
Try the middle road: Going to match.com and talking to them over the internet. Thats how I met my bf.
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| May 6th, 2003 12:25 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Quote:
 Have you uncovered some of the other big secrets like ... Where did all the girls go to in the sixth grade when all the boys were sent to the gynasium to watch "E.T."?
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| May 6th, 2003 12:04 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
WILLIE, THIS IS AN URGENT TEXT MESSAGE FOR YOU!! I DO NOT KNOW WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS NEW PLAN, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN DECEVIED MY FRIEND! IT IS ILL-ADVISED TO ACTUALLY GO UP AND TALK TO GIRLS!! I WARN YOU, MY MAN, IF YOU DO THIS THING: THE GIRLS MAY IN FACT FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE A NERD (IF YOU ARE A NERD, WE ARE BEING HYPOTHETICAL HERE  ) OR THAT YOU ARE IN FACT BORING AND UNINTERESTING ALTOGETHER (ONCE AGAIN HYPOTHETICAL). IF THIS HAPPENS, THESE GIRLS WILL CONTACT ALL THE OTHER GRILS ON THE SECRAT FEMALE NETWORK AND THEN IT IS "CURTAINS" FOR YOU MY FRIEND! TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS, BUDDY. YOU ARE BETTER OFF ADMIRING THEM FROM AFAR.
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| May 6th, 2003 11:53 AM | ||
| Pub Lover |
Being myself & talking to girls at the same time...  No, that is too, damn, ludicrous.
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| May 6th, 2003 11:48 AM | ||
| kellychaos | Say!:snap ... that's just crazy enough to work. | |
| May 6th, 2003 11:37 AM | ||
| sadie | JUST BE YOURSELF. how hard is it? scared? | |
| May 6th, 2003 11:31 AM | ||
| Esuohlim |
Then they can fucking forget it.
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| May 6th, 2003 11:21 AM | ||
| kellychaos | Pony rides, Britney Spears, ice cream, unicorns ... | |
| May 6th, 2003 11:18 AM | ||
| Esuohlim |
If we really do have to talk to them, what are the appropriate topics? 
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| May 6th, 2003 11:13 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
It's cold out.
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| May 6th, 2003 11:08 AM | ||
| sadie | that's one shriveled-up pony you've got there, gramps. | |
| May 6th, 2003 10:58 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
I keep a pocket full of Werther's and invite them to pony rides.
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| May 6th, 2003 10:43 AM | ||
| sadie | and every one of those honeys is even more stupid than you. that's sad. | |
| May 6th, 2003 04:10 AM | ||
| BlueOatmeal |
Is talking a new slang term for walking up behand them, putting your penis in thier hair and then saying how much you like it when grandma comes over for foot rubs? Because if it does I have me ALOT of fine honeys!! 
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| May 6th, 2003 01:19 AM | ||
| Les Waste |
WILLIE YOUR THEORY IS RADICAL AND TOO EXTREME, YOU HAVE THOUGHT TOO FAR OUTSIDE THE BOX I WILL KEEP APPLYING MY PREVIOUS METHOD OF TRYING TO GET GIRLS TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND BY NOT TALKING TO THEM AT ALL EVER AND FANTASIZING ABOUT THEM, THAT IS THE TIME TESTED METHOD. |
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| May 6th, 2003 12:46 AM | ||
| AChimp |
This is the best thread ever.
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