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| Apr 4th, 2008 05:26 AM | ||
| J. Tithonus Pednaud |
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 Poor Carney as well, I can completely relate... |
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| Apr 3rd, 2008 03:28 AM | ||
| Sam | That story would have been incredible if you had shat instead. | |
| Apr 3rd, 2008 03:25 AM | ||
| Schimid |
I love T-Rex. Not exactly about poop, but while on the subject of gross-out stories, I have a very weak stomach and back in middle school, me and about six of my friends went to a carnival and went on about five horizontal spinning rides in a row, and finally we got into one of those spin-the-middle-platform things shaped like a giant bear. About halfway through the ride, I can feel myself going, I told all of them to stop, stop, please, oh, please, stop. They didn't listen. In frustration, I vomited all over the center table as it was spinning, projecting vomit onto all of my friends. Afterwards, my best friend, who only vomits at the smell of vomit, attempts to climb up the wall to get away--and vomits over everyone else in the car, from the high ground. We left and told the carnie we'd be back to help him clean up. We left. I am petrified by rides that spin on a horizontal axis. |
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| Apr 2nd, 2008 11:55 PM | ||
| Terra | Good God. I'm getting too old for this sort of shit. | |
| Apr 2nd, 2008 03:05 PM | ||
| argonath |
Fortunately you had the shower going already. I have been so sick that I blacked out after puking and standing up too fast, fell, hit my head on the bathtub, and diarrhea-crapped my boxers. Pooping's fun until you uncontrollably do it outside a toliet. . . |
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| Apr 2nd, 2008 10:41 AM | ||
| T-Rex |
My friend claims he was laying on his side while puking and had projectile diarrhea. The two oposing propulsions from his mouth and ass were so great, that his whole body began spinning like a merry-go-round. I think they did this experiment on Mythbusters once. |
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| Apr 2nd, 2008 10:21 AM | ||
| Angryhydralisk | Ain't that some shit. | |
| Apr 2nd, 2008 08:47 AM | ||
| Kitsa |
You were born for poopreport, zomboid. I hope you feel better soon. I have a poop story involving a yard sale, an old woman and $300 in damage. Remind me to tell you sometime. |
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| Apr 1st, 2008 02:49 AM | ||
| J. Tithonus Pednaud |
Wow. That's a pretty shitty experience. I once punched a guy in the face and he shit himself, but I've never shit myself. I'm sure it will be routine in about 20 years. |
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| Apr 1st, 2008 01:36 AM | ||
| Durin |
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You sit on the toilet with a trash can in your lap. And I speak from personal experience, sadly. |
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| Apr 1st, 2008 01:28 AM | ||
| terrva | So, one could say that the sneeze took the shit out of you! | |
| Apr 1st, 2008 12:24 AM | ||
| Terra | I think Zomboid has figured out a new way to chat up the tootsies. | |
| Mar 31st, 2008 11:18 PM | ||
| BurntToShreds | I laughed, but at the same time, I died a little inside. | |
| Mar 31st, 2008 08:20 PM | ||
| Colonel Flagg |
Ditto - uncontrollable . The imagery is something I will take to the grave.
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| Mar 31st, 2008 07:49 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
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| Mar 31st, 2008 07:34 PM | ||
| Pub Lover | You sit back, spread your legs & vomit through the gap. | |
| Mar 31st, 2008 06:56 PM | ||
| Pandajuice |
Thanks for sharing Zomboid, my life is a little bit darker now. Actually, I've always had the lingering fear that, when really ill, I'd need to vomit and shit at the same time. I still haven't worked out how I'd accomplish that inevitable problem without making a huge mess. |
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| Mar 31st, 2008 05:56 PM | ||
| MattJack |
I thought this thread was going to be about you falling in the love with the Wii and giving up Xbox360  I hope I never get the shit sneezes man |
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| Mar 31st, 2008 05:43 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | Now you know the value of two toilets. | |
| Mar 31st, 2008 05:20 PM | ||
| Zomboid |
A peculiar thing happened today Lately I've been pretty sick. The symptoms are diarrhea, head aches, sneezing, coughs, and sore throat. Well, this morning when I was about to have a shower, I realize I have to pee. Since I'm not too keen on standing in my own urine while showering, I went over to the toilet to let it rip. I'm completely naked, the shower is running, I'm standing in front of the toilet, and I'm cold. It takes a couple seconds to relax, but when I do, I start peeing happily. Pretty soon I get a familiar feeling that often comes up when I'm peeing. I have to shit too. Not just any shit, but diarrhea. I can feel the remaining solid turds in my bowels liquefying. No big deal. I keep pissing, knowing that when I'm done, I'll just turn around and sit down on the can and let loose a brown explosion. Then it happens. I sneeze. It loosens up my entire body and I cringe because I know what's coming next. Before I can prepare for it, a chunky brown stream spurts out of my ass and splashes onto the rim of the toilet bowl and the floor. I clean up the toilet and the floor before I hop into the shower to wash any residual feces off of my lower half. One of the most interesting, funny, and disgusting mornings of my entire life. |
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