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| May 12th, 2003 03:04 PM | ||
| UnDeath |
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| May 12th, 2003 04:39 AM | ||
| n00bward |
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| May 11th, 2003 02:32 AM | ||
| Carnivore | I avoid this dilemma by simply working all day on Mothers' Day. | |
| May 11th, 2003 01:47 AM | ||
| carey |
my ma I'm getting my mom a pair of daisy-dukes and a jar of paste. I don't care if she uses them seperate or together. And what about your mother-in-law, george? If you won't give her a wiener, may I give her a wiener? oh, pleeeeeeze? Can I? Wiener? |
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| May 7th, 2003 09:44 PM | ||
| george |
your last point would have been much funnier if you told the truth and refered to yourself as a "meathead" accuracy is everything you know. |
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| May 7th, 2003 09:41 PM | ||
| Mütiilation |
flowers are overdone, wouldn't you agree? but if your hearts set on such a venture perhaps my suggestion will be of some service to you: yellow roses. I think they fit the occasion but in the event you can't splurge for such, try daisies... cheaper and "springy". Just keep in mind you're taking advice here from a metalhead |
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| May 7th, 2003 09:33 PM | ||
| george |
i am getting nancy a hard weiner and a twelve pack of milwaukees best. or something like that. and since i cant resist the easy joke: you should give her a nice hard punch in her face for spitting you out of her NO NO place. |
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| May 7th, 2003 10:01 AM | ||
| kellychaos | A bottle of laundry detergent ... mountain fresh scent. | |
| May 7th, 2003 12:36 AM | ||
| AChimp |
I bought my mom a frying pan so she can cook me more food. 
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| May 7th, 2003 12:17 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
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| May 6th, 2003 11:21 PM | ||
| Sergeant_Tibbs |
An iris look like shat compare to tiger lily.
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| May 6th, 2003 10:23 PM | ||
| executioneer |
irises -willie |
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| May 6th, 2003 09:58 PM | ||
| Sergeant_Tibbs | get some tiger lilies. | |
| May 6th, 2003 05:25 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
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And here is a nice mother's day idea for you all: http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/img247/sl048.gif[/img] |
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| May 6th, 2003 05:09 PM | ||
| mburbank | There's a Carnivorous Amazonian Rainforest plant that smells like rotting meat when in flower. That's always popular. | |
| May 6th, 2003 05:06 PM | ||
| sadie |
 i'm a wily one. :P
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| May 6th, 2003 03:59 PM | ||
| ItalianStereotype | SADIE IS A MOTHER! GET HER, GET HER! | |
| May 6th, 2003 03:18 PM | ||
| sadie |
sjjjjjjj, you fucking pervert.
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| May 6th, 2003 01:15 PM | ||
| ItalianStereotype | get her some white tulips, then take her down by the waterfront with some wine and candles so you can SEX HER UP REAL GOOD. A-HYUCK. | |
| May 6th, 2003 12:51 PM | ||
| kellychaos | Have you considered a plant? If she's into gardening, she'll get a lot more enjoyment from a plant since they last longer. You can get an idea of what she might want from what she's planted before ... maybe even plant it (or them) for her. | |
| May 6th, 2003 12:36 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
either works, just don't trust the florist, as he will try to sell you whatever he has too many of. i'm feeling grammatically challenged today
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| May 6th, 2003 12:28 PM | ||
| Protoclown | I think you should get some shitty flowers out of a dumpster, and make sure they smell like crap. Then you can be unique! | |
| May 6th, 2003 12:26 PM | ||
| ziggytrix | buy some that smell nice. | |
| May 6th, 2003 12:21 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
Mother's Day stuff I was going to ge my mom some nice flowers for Mother's Day, but it occurred to me that I have no idea which kind to get. Any suggestions? |
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