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| May 9th, 2003 06:17 PM | |
| FS |
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already told her twice! 
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| May 9th, 2003 05:59 PM | |
| Helm |
-How do you expand a woman's vital space? -You make the kitchen bigger. |
| May 8th, 2003 08:08 PM | |
| whoreable |
I hope he is writing these down they are HILARIOUS! Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?? A. Just in case you miss Q. What's the one thing worse that a male chauvinist pig? A. A woman who won't do what she's told. Q. Why do women talk so much and men are so smart? A. Women have 6 lips and men have 2 heads. Q: What do u call a woman with 2 brain cells? A: GIFTED Q. Why don't women's guts fall out of their cunts ? A. 'Cause of the vacuum in their heads! Here are few that I think we can all agree are funny becasue they are so true! |
| May 8th, 2003 07:52 PM | |
| ziggytrix |
A little boy and little girl are playing "doctor" when the little girl notices the boy has a penis. She asks if she can touch and the boy says NO YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS OFF!!!
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| May 8th, 2003 03:05 PM | |
| pjalne |
"1. You can enjoy a beer all night long." I think this one belongs in the "Why beer is better that men" list. |
| May 8th, 2003 02:57 PM | |
| Daphne |
What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant. Women die later (from being mean)Hey Jixby BEER is better than women, how about that? Here's what hilarious websites say about that: 1. You can enjoy a beer all night long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer. 4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football. 5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out. 6. Beer is never late. 7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. 8. Hangovers go away. 9. Beer labels come off without a fight. 10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer. 11. Beer never has a headache. 12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. 13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer. 14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head. 15. A beer goes down easy. 16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty. 17. You can share a beer with your friends. 18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer. 19. Beer is always wet. 20. Beer doesn't demand equality. 21. You can have a beer in public. 22. A beer doesn't care when you come. 23. A frigid beer is a good beer. 24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good. 25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony. 26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer. 27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason. 28. A beer is always satisfying. 29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it. 30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun. 31. A beer does not come with in-laws. 32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good. 33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box. 34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak. 35. Beer doesn't complain about farting. 36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom. 37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party. 38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought. 39. Beer won't drive you to drink. 40. You can shoot a beer. 41. A beer chaser is easier to catch. 42. You don't need a license to live with a beer. 43. A tree is good enough for a beer. 44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't. 45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn. 46. Beer and "ice" don't mix. 47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily. 48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it. 49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car. 50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning. 51. Beer never complains about a wet spot. 52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight. 53. A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month. |
| May 8th, 2003 02:17 PM | |
| Anonymous | ok i got one...a man walks into a bar and a woman puts one in her vagina! |
| May 7th, 2003 05:41 PM | |
| Krythor |
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN? MEN DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THEIR UNDERWEAR OFF TO GET WHAT THEY WANT.
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| May 7th, 2003 12:43 PM | |
| sadie |
i don't know if this applies or not, but when i heard it, it made me , so... a man walks in a drugstore and asks for directions to the tampons. a few minutes later, he returns to the counter with a bag of cottonballs and a ball of string. "didn't you ask about tampons earlier?" the clerk asked him. "yes," the man replied. "when i sent my wife to the store yesterday for a carton of cigarettes, she brought me a tin of tobacco and a pack of rolling papers. 'it's cheaper this way,' she told me. "then, today, she asks me to go to the store to buy her a box of tampons. and i figure, if i have to roll my own, so does she."
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| May 7th, 2003 02:54 AM | |
| Jixby Phillips |
MAN-WOMAN JOKES! I need some jokes about the differences between Men and Women, mostly ones that are anti-woman. That would be fantastic. Thank you, Jixby Phillips, internet user |
