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Jun 1st, 2008 01:47 AM
pac-man
Jun 1st, 2008 01:12 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Shrubfest View Post
WHAT? Thats even more impossible! Good god.
You seem to be assuming that he would be penetrating the bike, rather than the other way around.
May 23rd, 2008 03:15 PM
MarioRPG
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia View Post
Never underestimate a man's ability to have sex with something.
Hells yeah. That's one of the best posts I've read.
May 23rd, 2008 12:33 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by Shrubfest View Post
'Making love'? To a car? How?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI
May 22nd, 2008 04:16 PM
Shrubfest I laughed...

Sorry...
May 22nd, 2008 04:08 PM
Zomboid MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP POSTING
May 22nd, 2008 04:07 PM
MetalMilitia Please don't.
May 22nd, 2008 03:41 PM
JediScum I'm still trying to figure out how to work the "He was sent to blow up a car and burned his mouth on the tailpipe" joke into this......
May 22nd, 2008 03:23 PM
Chojin
May 22nd, 2008 03:12 PM
Zomboid It says him and the other car lovers were brought together by internet forums. We should find these forums and pretend to love trucks
May 22nd, 2008 11:39 AM
Shrubfest That wasn't the point. I was expressing an apreciation of male fantasy. I know i'd rather read a book and let him think of the kinky stuff.
May 22nd, 2008 11:17 AM
MetalMilitia Shooting it all over their face while the dog watches.
May 22nd, 2008 11:15 AM
T-Rex Unlikely. Someone once described comparing a womans fantasies with a mans as the equivalent of throwing a bullet at somebody, or shooting it at them.
May 22nd, 2008 11:15 AM
MetalMilitia Where do you think the expression "village bike" came from?
May 22nd, 2008 11:11 AM
Esuohlim Which part could you not have sex with

Those things are asking for it anyway
May 22nd, 2008 11:10 AM
Shrubfest T-Rex, you never know, we might like it....
May 22nd, 2008 11:10 AM
Shrubfest This is true...but still. A bike? Which part of a bike could you have sex with?
May 22nd, 2008 11:09 AM
T-Rex If women knew what men were capable of thinking up, you'd never stop slapping us.
May 22nd, 2008 11:05 AM
MetalMilitia Never underestimate a man's ability to have sex with something.
May 22nd, 2008 11:04 AM
Shrubfest WHAT? Thats even more impossible! Good god.
May 22nd, 2008 11:00 AM
MetalMilitia Is that the same guy that was caught having sex with a bicycle?
May 22nd, 2008 10:17 AM
Shrubfest 'Making love'? To a car? How?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask....
May 22nd, 2008 06:18 AM
T-Rex
If he doesn't wear a condom, is he at risk of contracting herbies?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...?source=rss&67

I'm amused at how he states he's not gay.

"Man, I hump Cameros, not dudes! I ain't hurtin' nobody, why guys always gotta make a thing??!".

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