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Aug 10th, 2008 01:27 PM
VaporTrailx1 I always wondered what the hell those other notches in the stapler were for.
Aug 7th, 2008 11:43 PM
Zomboid I'm more vet than you and I think you should STFU

edit: STFU FOREVER
Aug 7th, 2008 01:56 AM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
Yeah, Martin Luther King's english


MattJack's more vet than any y'all
Aug 7th, 2008 01:32 AM
pac-man Rodney King's english, more like it.
Aug 6th, 2008 03:02 PM
MattJack Yeah, Martin Luther King's english
Aug 6th, 2008 01:18 PM
Guitar Woman I think to be considered a vet you need to speak the King's English with relative fluency.

Maybe some grammar courses?
Aug 6th, 2008 11:24 AM
Tadao He would be the first vet here who could take a joke :thefinger
Aug 6th, 2008 11:08 AM
Zomboid Darkvare is fast approaching VET STATUS. Show some fucking respect, tadao.
Aug 5th, 2008 11:19 PM
darkvare i need 1000 lols for the achivement
Aug 5th, 2008 11:08 PM
Tadao Do you get more points per lol in a sentence?
Aug 5th, 2008 10:56 PM
darkvare
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Originally Posted by LordSappington View Post
Holy shit how did you get to 19k gamer points?!
playing games lol i only have halo 3 completed lol and had oblivion before shivering isles
Aug 5th, 2008 10:27 PM
LordSappington Holy shit how did you get to 19k gamer points?!
Aug 5th, 2008 10:27 PM
Tadao I'm gonna let that one slide.
Aug 5th, 2008 10:18 PM
darkvare i always thouht they were to staple two pages together side by side now i find it useles
Aug 5th, 2008 12:33 AM
Tadao ARE YOU HAPPY NOW EVIL ROBOT! CAUSE I'M NOT!
Aug 5th, 2008 12:30 AM
LordSappington Enjoy this shitty shoop I made JUST FOR YOU
Aug 4th, 2008 11:58 PM
Evil Robot I'm going to cornhole you.
Aug 4th, 2008 11:32 PM
J. Tithonus Pednaud You've answered your own question. Staples with prongs bent outward are for easy removal and for temporary document fastening. Staplers have this function because people use it. You don't need a staple remover to remove staples pounded in such a way, you just have to pull one end - it's like you're just pinning the papers.

As for the resume, I wouldn't hire somebody who didn't know how to use a stapler.
Aug 4th, 2008 11:14 PM
Evil Robot
Whats the deal with staplers?

Why does every stapler have that thing you can spin around to make the staples bend outward intead of in? Everybody I ask has a different answer like "they go through more pages that way" or "it's easier to remove" or "how the fuck should I know?". I've never seen ANYBODY ever use the outward side, people would think thier fucking crazy. If you stapled your resume that way they wouldn't even call for an interview, they would think your a trouble maker.

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