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| Sep 4th, 2008 02:19 AM | ||
| kahljorn | one time somebody told me that at some point in life you learn that everybody is a dick and just wants to screw you and you can either get mad or just let it go so I said that if these bitches ever double-crossed me I'd punch them in the face of their dick face! | |
| Aug 31st, 2008 08:35 PM | ||
| executioneer | no its a vet | |
| Aug 31st, 2008 07:22 PM | ||
| Girl Drink Drunk | Is this Zeldasbiggestfan? | |
| Aug 31st, 2008 07:08 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
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2. Meh, gotta' kill something. |
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| Aug 31st, 2008 06:37 PM | ||
| pac-man |
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| Aug 31st, 2008 06:22 PM | ||
| Bod | Why is it that when some people want to commit suicide that they feel obliged to shoot their family first? I have recently begun to wonder about this. | |
| Aug 30th, 2008 12:12 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | Make sure you take your bike seat too. My friend had her bike seat stolen and it was a rough ride home without it. | |
| Aug 30th, 2008 11:41 AM | ||
| Chojin |
Last time we drove through the city, we saw this young black gentleman strolling down the sidewalk, proudly carrying a bike with no tires in one hand. So, I'd recommend you don't do the tire trick. |
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| Aug 30th, 2008 03:23 AM | ||
| wobzire | My bike got stolen out of my backyard today too! Both tires were flat. | |
| Aug 30th, 2008 02:07 AM | ||
| DevilWearsPrada | The basement of the alamo. | |
| Aug 30th, 2008 01:49 AM | ||
| Evil Robot | Wouldn't it be funny if the person who stole it bombs a recruiting center like that other guy did in Times Square and they blame you and send you to Guantanimo? Shit, that would make this day seem like fun. | |
| Aug 29th, 2008 02:18 PM | ||
| McClain |
My old Asshole Mentor (Prof. Shamus Tweed) once told me that, "People only suck if you're a sucker." While that's not much solace for you G, it seems topical. ( ; |
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| Aug 29th, 2008 02:00 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
I've lost three bikes for three different reasons during my first year at school. I decided not to get a fourth one on account of spooky curse |
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| Aug 29th, 2008 01:10 PM | ||
| Dr. Boogie |
Well people do suck, there's no getting around that. Just get a U lock for your next bike. Or keep your bike/front tire in your apartment/slash dorm. |
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| Aug 29th, 2008 12:31 PM | ||
| Hugh_Bristic |
Weeping for Humanity (and Myself) This morning I woke up, made breakfast, made up my bed, showered and did my hair.* I then left half an hour early to go to a one-hour class, whereupon I discovered my bike (and sole transportation) had been stolen. I laughed thinking "Man, that sucks" and promptly walked to the bus stop four blocks away. I missed the bus. I missed class. And as I walked back, I sobbed my eyes out. It sucks that I'm screwed; it sucks I lost $250; it sucks I'll have to spend more money I don't have; it all around sucks. But I cry because I realized people suck. They're mean and rapacious and cruel. Stay tuned for my next installment entitled "The Price of Friendship is $428.50." *I also brushed my teeth; and if you must know, my hair looks great! |
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