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Sep 5th, 2008 11:50 AM
RaNkeri Since 1£ is almost 1,30 € I would pick it up regardless from the distance, as long as it wouldn't touch the turd.
Sep 5th, 2008 10:30 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
I think twenty centimeters would be the closest that I would pick up $AUD2.55. Actually, I would probably kick it away to a safer distance and pick it up from there, lest anyone think that I was inspecting the dog nest.
Dog nest? Dog's don't live in it!
Sep 5th, 2008 07:47 AM
Zhukov I think twenty centimeters would be the closest that I would pick up $AUD2.55. Actually, I would probably kick it away to a safer distance and pick it up from there, lest anyone think that I was inspecting the dog nest.
Sep 4th, 2008 05:10 PM
Jeanette X No less than 50$.
Sep 4th, 2008 01:32 PM
Tadao 20 Doesn't buy much anymore, so no.
Sep 4th, 2008 01:27 PM
Durin
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X View Post
Well for that kind of cash, sure. Provided I could wash throughly afterwards.

What's a little dogshit here and there when 500$ is involved?
Ok, how bout $20?
Sep 2nd, 2008 11:45 PM
Ploxtrot I wouldn't pick it up.

Though in US currency £1 in coins would pile up higher than the shit.
Sep 2nd, 2008 11:30 PM
Madonna
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Originally Posted by Durin413 View Post
How bout this one. Would you be willing to stick your entire arm 3 feet deep into extra foul smelling and fresh dogshit for $500 (or whatever that works out to in Europe money?
I posed for nude photos in '79 for 500$ because I really needed the cash. I wish I hadn't now that the pictures have come out all over the place. I guess I'll just tell the media that I'm not ashamed.
Sep 2nd, 2008 11:25 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Durin413 View Post
How bout this one. Would you be willing to stick your entire arm 3 feet deep into extra foul smelling and fresh dogshit for $500 (or whatever that works out to in Europe money?
Well for that kind of cash, sure. Provided I could wash throughly afterwards.

What's a little dogshit here and there when 500$ is involved?
Sep 2nd, 2008 10:46 PM
Durin How bout this one. Would you be willing to stick your entire arm 3 feet deep into extra foul smelling and fresh dogshit for $500 (or whatever that works out to in Europe money?
Sep 2nd, 2008 01:25 PM
McClain As long as the feces and currency weren't actually touching, it's considered fair game IMO.
Sep 1st, 2008 11:23 PM
pac-man This is simple. In the event of a one dollar coin, I'd pick it up and stick it in the poo where just enough of it is showing to show that it's money. If it is a bill, I would also pick it up; then I'd place it over the poo so that it covers the feces entirely and sticks to it.
Sep 1st, 2008 10:58 PM
Jimboroni Honestly, money in general has more germs on it than any other item, so I'd pick it up even if it was partially in the poo. Of course, I'd wipe it off before I put it in my pocket (the coin, not the poo).
Sep 1st, 2008 02:54 PM
Evil Robot I would probably be more suspicious as to what the money is doing near the shit in the first place. Was somebody walking thier dog and felt guilty about not cleaning it up so they put money on it?
Sep 1st, 2008 12:15 PM
bigtimecow oh my god those have to be the worst portraits ever. look at andrew jackson for chrissake

i would say as long as it's not on top of the shit, then i'm grabbing it
Sep 1st, 2008 11:59 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by AChimp View Post
Americans would not pick up a $1 coin because very few of them actually know what they look like.
There's actually a new line of dollar coins, each with a different president's face on them.
http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/....cfm?flash=yes

I've got a few. One of the few perks of being a cashier is finding unusual coins. I found a 19th century buffalo nickel and a mercury dime once, not to mention foreign coinage.

:numismatist
Sep 1st, 2008 11:52 AM
AChimp Americans would not pick up a $1 coin because very few of them actually know what they look like.



Canadians on the other hand would be all over that shit. We love picking up money.
Sep 1st, 2008 11:25 AM
Fathom Zero I stick money in my mouth.

I'm sure I've got all the best kinds of hepatitis.
Aug 31st, 2008 09:32 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia View Post
All money looks dirty. It's been fondled by children, coal miners and other filthy people.

It's the dog shit you should be worrying about.
Hmm. I'm not really sure. I don't think I'd know until I saw a series of pictures with the money at varying distances. Its more like a visceral instinct than a reasoned response, really.
Aug 31st, 2008 09:21 PM
MetalMilitia All money looks dirty. It's been fondled by children, coal miners and other filthy people.

It's the dog shit you should be worrying about.
Aug 31st, 2008 09:06 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia View Post
You won't know until you pick it up. Hence the dilemma.
No, I was asking if it looked dirty.
Aug 31st, 2008 09:05 PM
Madonna Well nowadays I'd walk right past it, but back before I was making any money I'd have been on it pretty damn fast, dogshit or no dogshit. It wasn't easy being a struggling young dancer in NYC.
Aug 31st, 2008 09:03 PM
MetalMilitia You won't know until you pick it up. Hence the dilemma.
Aug 31st, 2008 09:02 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia View Post
Extremely, and it smells particularly foul.
Is the money dirty in any way?
Aug 31st, 2008 08:56 PM
MetalMilitia Extremely, and it smells particularly foul.
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