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Sep 10th, 2008 05:40 PM
Bod
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I would spend the rest of my life looking for more people because there's no way I'd be able to convince myself that I'm the only one left. Then I would probably go insane with paranoia thinking there are people lurking in the shadows purposely hiding from me.
That is exactly what I would do.

But I would hope that I would try to fly a small plane, break into top secret laboratories in the hope of finding aliens and learn how to use nasa equipment to send a message to the stars for company.
Sep 8th, 2008 10:12 PM
Pram Maven I would break into the most expensive mansions and just pee everywhere.
Sep 8th, 2008 08:55 PM
Dannibal I would so do the Firefly/Serenity marathon I've been thinking about doing.

And eat lots of M&M pancakes.
Sep 8th, 2008 04:55 PM
MarioRPG I'd guess it would largely depend on if the bodies of the dead were still around.
Sep 8th, 2008 04:52 PM
medlar I would spend the rest of my life looking for more people because there's no way I'd be able to convince myself that I'm the only one left. Then I would probably go insane with paranoia thinking there are people lurking in the shadows purposely hiding from me.

I'm thinking of that Twilight Zone episode where the one guy left on the planet is all happy that he can finally read all the books he wants in peace. Then he smashes his glasses.
Sep 8th, 2008 04:19 PM
pac-man Or just live in cars and Winnebago's that have DVD players and A/C.
Sep 8th, 2008 04:17 PM
Tadao I guess you could siphon gas from cars.
Sep 8th, 2008 04:15 PM
pac-man
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Nobody else alive would mean there's no one running the power plants, so almost all of the things said so far in this thread (the plausable things, that is) would sadly be impossible

To answer the question, I'd probably just kill myself.
Generators and gasoline would still exist, I imagine.
Sep 8th, 2008 03:13 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Go online and get the record for the cowboy song.
Sep 8th, 2008 12:04 PM
Jeanette X
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But most importantly, I wouldn't do a GD thing I didn't wanna' do.
That's the spirit!

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Pig wombs have other uses, such as fashionable head gear.
Eeew. I think my crown would be more attractive:
http://www.gimizu.de/sgmcol/html/crown.html

Or perhaps one of these? http://www.albionart.com/eng/muse/special2/index.html

Lookit the shiny-shinies. Nobody around, all mine. Mine.

This one is my favorite. http://www.albionart.com/eng/muse/belle/belle_11.html

Lookit me! I'm a Valkerie! Bold, yet feminine.
Sep 8th, 2008 11:51 AM
McClain Destruction. Lots of it. Burning, breaking, shattering, shooting, smashing, bashing, toppling, crashing, tossing, stomping... to name a few. I'd defecate wherever. Probably on a department store countertop. Then I'd look over at a mannequin, grab its clothes and wipe my ass while saying, "Don't mind if I do!" I'd then put the clothes back on the dummy and spend a good hour insulting it. "Look at you. You filthy piece of shit!" /spit

Like Chojin said, I'd try and procure a good amount of arms and munitions. Have to get some explosives somehow, too. Then I'd make my way to a large city. Probably Chicago. After that I'd get serious about securing as much non-perishable food as possible.

I'd spend a day hauling a toilet up a high rise (no electricity = no elevators) just to drop it from a height and on top of an expensive car. I'd probably take a shit in it before I dropped it... for my own ironic posterity.

I'd spend a day breaking into homes and plundering through belongings, because as sad as it sounds, I'd probably find it wildly amusing. Of course I'd be hoping to find something erotic. I'd spit wherever the fuck I wanted to spit, too. I'd light money on fire. I'd burn entire buildings just to watch them burn.

I'd spend a lot of my time watching television and playing video games, masturbating, bringing destruction, and reading books about Armageddon and survival. And I would totally make a badass garden. Something like this one:
http://www.botany.org/bsa/psb/2003/oriental_gardens.jpg

But most importantly, I wouldn't do a GD thing I didn't wanna' do.
Sep 8th, 2008 10:56 AM
Guitar Woman
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
set. EVERYTHING. ON. FIRE!
I'd do this too!
Sep 8th, 2008 10:22 AM
Esuohlim
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I would find me one of those doctgory labs with the genetic manipulation stuff. and I would play around in there until the frustration of beong too stupid to clone myself a mate over came me & I trashed the place. I would then find another such lab.

I would also switch the Large Hadron Collider on & walk away. Sad in the knowledghe that it didn't blow me up in some cool way. I would also learn all the words to a movie. I don't know which one. I know cars already pretty well, but I don't know if that would be cool.
But before you did any of that you'd post in the chat room thread continuously for four hours
Sep 8th, 2008 08:42 AM
Pram Maven With all due respect, I changed it back...
I-Bapery looks cool, but on my monitor (gamma's slowly going out) it's hard to read.
Sep 8th, 2008 08:13 AM
executioneer
Sep 8th, 2008 08:12 AM
DuFresne That's what I'm hoping will happen with I-Bapery.
Sep 8th, 2008 07:58 AM
executioneer set. EVERYTHING. ON. FIRE!
Sep 8th, 2008 05:13 AM
Pram Maven I would drink an entire bottle of maple syrup. Then, I'd stuff pancakes down my throat with a kabob, and make a mental bet about how many of the pancakes would be saturated by the syrup before I choked.

So basically, I would bore myself to death.
Sep 8th, 2008 04:59 AM
Chojin I would explore! Load up on ammunition and all sorts of weapons and shit.

I would also get a spanish galleon, just to cross that off 'the list'.
Sep 8th, 2008 04:04 AM
Dixie Maybe The Rapture happened in this hypothetical situation. Some stuff would run for a little bit in a quick vanishing.
Sep 8th, 2008 03:57 AM
DuFresne Nobody else alive would mean there's no one running the power plants, so almost all of the things said so far in this thread (the plausable things, that is) would sadly be impossible

To answer the question, I'd probably just kill myself.
Sep 8th, 2008 03:13 AM
Dixie Technically I can't really create either (which is a good thing I assure you), which is why I'd need to perfect an artificial womb.
Pig wombs have other uses, such as fashionable head gear.
Sep 8th, 2008 03:09 AM
Pram Maven I would animate dead people, pose-to-pose... like King Kong.
Sep 8th, 2008 03:02 AM
Pub Lover Mine was that I din't have the system to create young inside me. You ladies have, what? Seven-Eight years & you have a fully functional counterpart.

I have a pig womb & a lot of alcohol. That shit ain't flying.
Sep 8th, 2008 02:57 AM
Dixie That's why it'd be an experiment.
I'd try to grow one in an artificial sterilized womb.
And name it Gladys.
Not saying it'd work, just saying I'd try as well.
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