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May 17th, 2003 02:33 PM
Mockery The Matrix is gonna be used to promote all sorts of shit, that's only natural. Huggies will be releasing Matrix diapers soon I'm sure. How all the product tie-ins could have any effect on how you enjoy or don't enjoy the actual movie, however, is beyond me.
May 17th, 2003 02:05 PM
wreckreation like hell it is. The matrix is in fucking powerade commercials.
May 16th, 2003 05:29 PM
theapportioner You could review it like the Onion did, as a standard fare movie. Or you could analyze it like Salon does. I think it's the type of movie that transcends the popular ways of reviewing films. Unlike say, "Dumb and Dumberer", studying "The Matrix Reloaded" from an academic perspective is warranted.
May 16th, 2003 12:07 PM
Anonymous I thought the fight scenes were cool, but the dialogue was so dry and mechanical-sounding that it made me seem energetic and high-strung.

Plus, just knowing that every aspect of the movie will be parodied into oblivion between now and when the next one comes out is an unpleasant notion.
May 16th, 2003 11:18 AM
FlakTrooper
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mockery
90 minutes? Nope.

From IMDB:

Runtime: USA:138 min
Eh I drifted in and out.
May 15th, 2003 11:57 PM
Protoclown I fucking LOVED it.
May 15th, 2003 01:25 PM
Mockery 90 minutes? Nope.

From IMDB:

Runtime: USA:138 min
May 15th, 2003 12:58 PM
AChimp 90 MINUTES??!?

Is it really that short? What kind of bullshit is this?
May 15th, 2003 10:55 AM
James I tend not to listen or read reviews of movies I intend to see. But I always value the option of Garth over at Dark Horizons, even if I don't agree with him (which I can't remember the last time that happened).

In any case, he made some very valid points, if any of you are interested. http://www.darkhorizons.com/reviews/matrix2n.htm
May 15th, 2003 09:39 AM
FlakTrooper I saw it last night. The theater was packed full of people who were nearly having orgasms over the movie. Personally, I thought it was ok. The fight scenes were rather cool. Maxtrix Reloaded added nothing new as the original did (but how could anyone expect it to) It was a fanboy's wet dream and a casual fan's 90 minute distraction.
May 15th, 2003 02:33 AM
Geggy The sad thing is that I agree with the person who wrote the review.
May 14th, 2003 04:28 PM
AChimp
May 14th, 2003 04:23 PM
Les Waste
May 14th, 2003 12:47 PM
Daphne maybe it's her g-g-ghost? 8-)
May 14th, 2003 12:37 PM
Protoclown
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noob3
spoiler

TRINITY DIES
NICE TRY JERKFACE

I GUESS THAT'S WHY SHE'S IN THE THIRD MOVIE, HUH??
May 14th, 2003 09:36 AM
Daphne from ain't it cool news about the new Matrix movie: "Though I hear there was a screening in New York, that the cast of Saturday Night Live attended, and after the film as the credits rolled the audience booed the movie, and the SNL folks got up and did improv riffs on the film"
May 14th, 2003 02:37 AM
noob3 spoiler

TRINITY DIES
May 14th, 2003 01:06 AM
Protoclown I'm not reading a damn thing about this movie until I've seen it.
May 14th, 2003 12:53 AM
Les Waste I know you bastards can see this.
May 13th, 2003 04:49 PM
Les Waste
Review of the new Matrix movie

The Matrix: Reloaded was reviewed in this week's Onion AV Section, which I trust for reviews more than any other media outlet.
http://www.theonionavclub.com/review...4&issue_id=103

I was afraid of this. They compared it to the last two Star Wars movies (episodes I and II).


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