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| Oct 25th, 2008 08:51 PM | |
| 10,000 Volt Ghost |
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image...ine=1214715864 You need to get one of these. |
| Oct 25th, 2008 04:46 AM | |
| DeadKennedys |
In this situation, use the Brad Pitt rule. "Could Brad Pitt be cockblocked?" The answer is no, no he couldn't. Therefore, she wasn't that in to you to begin with. |
| Oct 25th, 2008 04:02 AM | |
| pac-man |
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| Oct 24th, 2008 11:12 PM | |
| bigtimecow |
send 'em to the moon i say all of 'em |
| Oct 22nd, 2008 05:24 PM | |
| VaporTrailx1 | that probably takes the cake. |
| Oct 22nd, 2008 01:58 PM | |
| CharlieOKane |
I had a friend who couldn't talk to girls and he used to get jealous when he saw anyone esle doing so. One time I was chatting a woman up, he came over and shoved his hand down my pants. True story. |
| Oct 19th, 2008 10:59 PM | |
| Neen | http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2052/...867050.jpg?v=0 |
| Oct 19th, 2008 10:21 PM | |
| VaporTrailx1 |
I still consider it one. He purposely interrupted conversation cause he was pissed and wanted to leave. Preventing us from getting action. Cause by urbandictionary definition. "cockblock 1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action". damn stoners are unreliable. But anyways, lets here some other stories. |
| Oct 19th, 2008 09:00 PM | |
| bigtimecow |
was he talking to a girl when it happened? because then his beard would be a COCK BLOCK |
| Oct 19th, 2008 05:48 PM | |
| kahljorn |
one time the guy in my story tried to blow fire and lit his beard on fire lol 
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| Oct 19th, 2008 02:35 PM | |
| pac-man |
Yeah, not a cock block. Close thread. |
| Oct 19th, 2008 02:13 PM | |
| bigtimecow | that's not a cock block you fucking idiot |
| Oct 19th, 2008 02:09 PM | |
| VaporTrailx1 | Well, me and my buddy Dave were talking to these chicks at the bar. Then my other buddy walked up to Dave for some dumbass reason and asked him if he wanted to go home and hit the bong. Apparently they were'nt too happy about that. |
| Oct 19th, 2008 11:06 AM | |
| kahljorn | When i was younger i knew this big ugly fat guy who had various appropriate nicknames. Anyway, pretty much anytime anybody he knew was talking to a girl he'd walk up and start trying to pick up on them until they got annoyed enough to leave. Also he'd pretend to be all territorial like THESE ARE MY GIRLS AND IM THE ONLY ONE THATS GONNA IMPRESS THEM. |
| Oct 19th, 2008 05:21 AM | |
| Tadao | One time, I was cock blocked by this guy I didn't even know. He kept fucking my wife. |
| Oct 19th, 2008 05:15 AM | |
| executioneer | cock blocks are the best, i won't have you badmouthing cock blocks |
| Oct 19th, 2008 04:07 AM | |
| Tadao | Just joking Rofl. How did it happen? You didn't really tell us the story. |
| Oct 19th, 2008 04:03 AM | |
| Tadao | You can't get cock blocked if you have game. Maybe you're just a loser and she was looking for any excuse to get away from you. |
| Oct 19th, 2008 03:53 AM | |
| VaporTrailx1 |
Cockblocked. I got cockblocked tonight by my dumbasshole friend. Anyone got any messed up cockblock stories? |
