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| Nov 17th, 2008 07:37 PM | |
| Aaarg | saddle up a dachshund |
| Nov 17th, 2008 07:14 PM | |
| Sam |
She is so going to do it, I bet. 
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| Nov 17th, 2008 06:37 PM | |
| Zomboid |
LOL STUPID BITCHES  The other day, this girl from school told me that her friend wants to fuck, so I went on her wall on facebook and said "HEY RIDE MY WEINER K?" I HAVE YET TO BONE THIS GIRL BUT WITH A LINE LIKE THAT, IT'S A SURE-THING! |
| Nov 17th, 2008 01:43 PM | |
| darkvare |
macs suck dick... nah i'm kidding girls do. Lulz see what i did there |
| Nov 17th, 2008 06:29 AM | |
| Aaarg | its true |
| Nov 16th, 2008 08:45 PM | |
| Sam |
WOMEN 
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| Nov 16th, 2008 08:35 PM | |
| Esuohlim |
WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER DRIVE? A: BECAUSE SHE'S TOO BUSY SUCKING MY D*CK
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| Nov 16th, 2008 08:23 PM | |
| Sam |
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID "IF YOU DON'T HAVE WINDOWS, HOW DO YOU SEE OUTSIDE?" AND IT WOULD HAVE CONFUSED HER FOR A SECOND BECAUSE SHE IS A WOMAN.
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| Nov 16th, 2008 08:11 PM | |
| Esuohlim | She's all like "what does a touchdown do with the football?" Haha ok there don't hurt yourself thinking too hard there missy just go back to sucking my d*ck |
| Nov 16th, 2008 08:10 PM | |
| Esuohlim | Girls sure are dumb right haha |
| Nov 16th, 2008 05:07 PM | |
| Aaarg |
she is using the computar machine Here is a girl I used to date. She has a MacBook Pro. her: my computer just did a really weird thing me: wazzat her: like I was on myspace her: and then all of a sudden this thing popped up her: saying there is spyware on my computer? me: an ad? her: and like, then it was doing a windows xp thing me: hahaha me: that would be an ad. her: okay her: it freaked me out her: because I was like, uuuuuuuh her: it just went straight from myspace to that ad me: if a windows prompt comes up on your screen, it's an ad. me: that would be a pop-up? her: but like my safari was like her: weird me: . . . her: I just got afraid that there is spyware on my computer her: and I was like, why i WINDOWS SAYING THIS? her: I DONT HAVE WINDOWS her: but yeah |
