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| Nov 29th, 2008 11:08 PM | ||
| pac-man |
"Frequent sexual intercourse and masturbation protects men against a common form of cancer, suggests the largest study of the issue to date yet." Kill two birds with one stone, guys. |
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| Nov 29th, 2008 09:20 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
yea i think dying in my 50's or whenever people usually die from prostate cancer is a reasonable exchange for not having a strangers finger in my ass.
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| Nov 29th, 2008 01:51 PM | ||
| Tadao | I can offer you the family pack if you like. | |
| Nov 28th, 2008 10:45 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
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I have yet to get any of those tests done to me, but my mom always comes back from getting a mamogram complaining about how her breasts are squashed in the process. And the heck of it is, I just know when it's my turn and I get all nervous about it my mom will keep telling me it's perfectly alright. Just like the tetnis shot (which, prior to my needing it, my parents told me tales of how they got it and couldn't lift their arm after). And my brother has yet to get his prostate examined, but I'm sure that after he does, he'll have a long rant about it. |
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| Nov 28th, 2008 09:28 PM | ||
| Crimson Ghost | That's where you mom sticks her tongue. | |
| Nov 28th, 2008 09:26 PM | ||
| awesome bill |
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| Nov 28th, 2008 09:11 PM | ||
| Crimson Ghost | Maybe if you got your dentist drunk first. | |
| Nov 28th, 2008 08:58 PM | ||
| pac-man |
No, but then again he's not the best dentist. 
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| Nov 28th, 2008 08:12 PM | ||
| Crimson Ghost | Business... Your dentist doesn't check yours? | |
| Nov 28th, 2008 02:45 AM | ||
| WhiteRat | As someone who has had two uncles die from prostate cancer, I look forward to the day when my asshole is getting explored (under my own terms of course). | |
| Nov 28th, 2008 12:03 AM | ||
| pac-man |
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I don't too much worry about the eventuality of having to get my prostate checked: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352278,00.html |
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| Nov 27th, 2008 09:58 PM | ||
| Crimson Ghost | My dentist checked my prostate once. | |
| Nov 27th, 2008 09:15 PM | ||
| darkvare | i skipped the dentist and and one of my teeth got destroyed now is round and useless | |
| Nov 27th, 2008 08:54 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman | A lot | |
| Nov 27th, 2008 08:54 PM | ||
| Bod | How long? | |
| Nov 27th, 2008 08:52 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
I avoid medical attention wherever I can. Ask me how long it's been since I've seen a dentist! |
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| Nov 27th, 2008 08:05 PM | ||
| spazboy |
Not me, no sir, have never paid for a prostate check and probably never will. I have free medical you see :D |
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| Nov 27th, 2008 08:00 PM | ||
| Bod |
So at some point in your life, being a guy means someone sticks fingers up your arse. Whoopy. Women from an early age have to have clamps stuck up their vags then be scraped out. It is vile. One time I got so tense the nurse couldn't pull the clamp back out. She had both hands on it yanking away telling me to relax! She then pottered around the surgery until I finally decided to relax. The last time the nurse couldn't find my cervix which I find very bizarre. It was 'hiding' apparently. I was told to cough! Three clamps later and I was told it was to the left and at an odd angle. I'm so grateful they are made out of plastic these days. I remember when evil nurse shoved cold metal ones up you and I'd be grateful when the nice ones warmed them up with hot water. Then after shoving it in and opening up, they then screw some mechanism, I've no idea what, I've never been in the position to see. YOU MEN, you don't know you're born |
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| Nov 25th, 2008 05:17 PM | ||
| ElPila666 |
Those gape porn movies are really disgusting 
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| Nov 25th, 2008 03:53 PM | ||
| Dimnos |
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| Nov 25th, 2008 03:33 PM | ||
| RaNkeri |
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| Nov 25th, 2008 03:27 PM | ||
| Sacks | Why are you pointing fingers, Glowbelly? Do they not get enough attention? Hearty sausage like attention? | |
| Nov 25th, 2008 03:22 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
AND YOU OVER THERE! YES YOU 
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| Nov 25th, 2008 03:20 PM | ||
| glowbelly | AND YOU TOO | |
| Nov 25th, 2008 03:20 PM | ||
| glowbelly | i bet you are too | |
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