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| Dec 17th, 2008 12:57 AM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
Yeah, some products just can't be pitched with any dignity. I personally found this commercial for some medicine (can't remember what it's called), which has a part where a man and woman are lying in adjacent bath tubs in the middle of a field, holding hands. It's like some bizarre Samuel Beckett play. I also laugh at pretty much any medicine commercial, since the last five minutes is always the narrator garbling out the side effects while they try to distract viewers with happy scenes of children playing and people having good reactions from the medication. Last one: I always crack up on those Charmin Bear commercials. The bears dance with the toilet paper and rub it on their faces like a security blanket, but never actually use it to wipe their butts. |
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| Dec 17th, 2008 12:00 AM | ||
| LittleDollClaudia |
We were watching TV last night and the damn funniest commercial came on. It was so serious and even made it out that "your insurance will cover it." It was a penis pump! Once I saw the apparatus sitting on the prop nightstand, I lost it. I understand some folks might need it, but wow what a horrible way to sell it. The couples were so white bread and terrible at their acting it made soda come out my nose. My fiancee was laughing so hard for 10 minutes afterward that he couldn't form words to ask if I was okay. |
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| Dec 16th, 2008 02:44 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
I laugh at those commercials too. I also laugh at those diet ones where they say "We'll send you meals and you lose weight! You can even eat chocolate!" Whoppe. Those only work because they're sending you smaller portions. |
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| Dec 16th, 2008 09:16 AM | ||
| Geggy |
Last week while I was warming up on a treadmill before working out at the gym, I was watching an informicial ad that was selling hip-hop workout video. As soon as it implied that you could eat at fast food joints such as KFC and BK and still lose weight, I nearly fell off the treadmill. Edit: brain fart |
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| Dec 14th, 2008 06:29 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen | I always get really loopy late at night. Pretty much anything seems funny to me. I also have a habit of watching Comedy Central stand-up late at night. The other night, I was watching Dana Carvey doing an impersonation of Andy Rooney on crack and laughed until I nearly fell off the sofa. | |
| Dec 14th, 2008 04:46 PM | ||
| KatiesGoldenDust | Last year, me and my roommate were making fun of how one of my other roommates laughs by imitating her. What started out as fake laughter quickly gave way to real laughter. Real, undeniable, laugh until you can't breathe with tears rolling down your face laughter. It was not enjoyable. | |
| Dec 14th, 2008 04:21 AM | ||
| executioneer | OH NO YOU DONT YOU GET BACK HERE | |
| Dec 14th, 2008 02:29 AM | ||
| Hugh_Bristic | Edit. | |
| Dec 12th, 2008 08:14 AM | ||
| Crimson Ghost | That's always fun. It's all fun and games untill someone finds an eye. | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 10:56 PM | ||
| darkvare | like making my friends pass out by choking them | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 04:28 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
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| Dec 11th, 2008 12:32 AM | ||
| darkvare | why everytime i do laugh until i cry is because of someone's misery? | |
| Dec 10th, 2008 10:41 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
My seventh-grade literature class was once reading the book Holes and our project was to give some sort of presentation on an aspect of the book. My group decided to have a re-enactment of Stanley's trial, with Mr. Sir and Zero giving evidence and the class being the jury (Stanley was voted "guilty" again, btw). When we were practicing, the boy playing Mr. Sir kept going on about how stupid Zero was. The boy playing Zero muttered "where's my shovel". For some reason, this made me laugh so hard I cried. My group stared at me like I just went nuts. Maybe I had. In my ninth-grade English class, we were reading Romeo and Juliet. To help us be more amused, we were acting it out. We were at the scene where Paris and the Capulets find Juliet seemingly dead. I was Paris and I was trying to read my lines all loud and sad and grief-driven. The upshot was that I was way too over the top. My teacher made some comment like "You could wake Juliet up if you're that loud". Again, I laughed until I cried. I wanted to stop because I was standing in front of my class like an idiot, but it took a while. |
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| Dec 10th, 2008 10:28 PM | ||
| glowbelly | it's kinda like an orgasm in that you want it to continue, but it may physically kill you if you don't stop. | |
| Dec 10th, 2008 08:29 PM | ||
| McClain | I did this the other day watching a random pedobear clip on youtube. | |
| Dec 10th, 2008 12:53 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
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| Dec 9th, 2008 10:30 PM | ||
| WhiteRat |
Some friends and I were drinking some brews one night when a friend told a funny story about a Captain we worked with. I don't remember the joke specifically, just that it made me laugh harder than I had ever laughed before. I was laughing so hard that tears were rolling down my face and my legs were kicking wildly. My laughs were more like shrieks as I clutched my stomach. This went on for about 2 straight minutes until my wildly flailing legs kicked a huge bowl of ranch dip off the coffee table and onto the carpet. Even while cleaning the mess up, I continued to laugh in spurts while everyone just stared at me. I don't know how to explain it, it was like I was possessed by some shitty comedian or something. |
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| Dec 9th, 2008 04:42 PM | ||
| MattJack | A BOX OF PENCIL SHAVINGS, THROAT HOLE, AND A TIRE IRON :COSMOTERRA | |
| Dec 9th, 2008 04:27 PM | ||
| Tadao | Funny how I came here just as he was leaving. | |
| Dec 9th, 2008 04:26 PM | ||
| glowbelly | you're becoming as predictable as cosmo's dick jokes, taddy boy. | |
| Dec 9th, 2008 01:53 PM | ||
| Tadao | ;( | |
| Dec 9th, 2008 01:48 PM | ||
| Misdemonar | HAHA SMALL PENIS | |
| Dec 9th, 2008 01:46 PM | ||
| Tadao |
It is if your penis is Japanese
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| Dec 9th, 2008 01:44 PM | ||
| glowbelly | that's not easy to do in your sleep | |
| Dec 9th, 2008 01:20 PM | ||
| Tadao | and make babies? | |
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