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May 22nd, 2003 07:08 PM
mburbank Is this the same thread as that other thread?
May 22nd, 2003 06:01 PM
Krythor hi dj bastard I remember you from the other thread
May 22nd, 2003 05:57 PM
Rongi
May 22nd, 2003 05:56 PM
dj bastard hi rongi hope your fine too.
May 22nd, 2003 05:49 PM
Rongi ITS ALSO NICE TO KNOW THAT YOU WILL DIE AND EARLY DEATH, SINCE YOU'RE A RAVER
May 22nd, 2003 05:48 PM
dj bastard
max

happy birthday old timer.
its nice to know at least one person here is older and more wrinkly than me.
May 22nd, 2003 05:23 PM
Rongi
May 22nd, 2003 05:20 PM
FS He is, but to a Haitian voodoo priest. Making Patrick Stewart immortal requires a lot of livers.
May 22nd, 2003 02:53 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by mburbank
AND, I'm not even very hung over today.

I should talk to Carni about my last wishes just in case. Right now I'm pretty much set on being left in the woods behind a crematorium.
Are you going to donate your organs?
May 22nd, 2003 01:11 PM
Zosimus Max, it is already one day into your new year, but nevertheless:

http://www.shabbir.com/romance/bday.html

Cheers!!!
May 22nd, 2003 09:34 AM
Carnivore
Quote:
Originally Posted by mburbank
Right now I'm pretty much set on being left in the woods behind a crematorium.
That's been done. I figure I'll just dig you a one-foot deep hole in a public park, half cover you with dirt, leave a shovel nearby, and let someone else finish the job. Oh, and would you like a wooden plank, a piece of styrofoam, or a piece of cardboard for a tombstone?
May 22nd, 2003 09:26 AM
Daphne Happy Belated Birthday, Max!
May 22nd, 2003 09:21 AM
mburbank AND, I'm not even very hung over today.

I should talk to Carni about my last wishes just in case. Right now I'm pretty much set on being left in the woods behind a crematorium.
May 22nd, 2003 05:20 AM
LegoLars HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX!

I like your style.
May 22nd, 2003 01:19 AM
Anonymous I know a guy who had an enema accident

They are no joke
May 22nd, 2003 01:05 AM
Pub Lover ditto to what everyone else said.
May 22nd, 2003 12:39 AM
Anonymous happy birthday n shit
May 22nd, 2003 12:20 AM
ItalianStereotype happy birthday max, you dirty old bastard. :bday
May 21st, 2003 11:48 PM
AChimp You live near Max, don't you, Carni? It would be pretty embarrassing for him if you ended up adding his tally to your signature.

Carni's on-the-job body count: 13
Last kill: Failed to read instructions on enema packaging
May 21st, 2003 11:47 PM
Sethomas Ooooooh, last birthday greeting for the day, if I make it on time, for you eastern bastards.
Happy birthday.
May 21st, 2003 11:39 PM
Carnivore I hope your birthday is miserable and it's the last one you ever have because you die soon

JK! LOL!
May 21st, 2003 10:15 PM
AChimp Happy birthday, Mr. Burbank! Just think, in about 8750 hours, you'll be 42!
May 21st, 2003 09:14 PM
Captain Robo I never understood the term "Shit-faced"
May 21st, 2003 08:45 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I'm about shitfaced myself...Samuel Smiths Oatmeat Stout......my new favorite.
May 21st, 2003 06:48 PM
sadie hey. i'm ready to pack a bong to get splifficated myself. :P
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