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Jan 3rd, 2009 10:47 PM | |
Jeanette X |
Dear Santa, Please get me into grad school as a matriculated student. If that isn't feasible, please get me a good job or an internship or something. If that isn't feasible, please at least send me a strapping young man who will let me ride him like a mechanical bull. Love, Jeanette X |
Jan 3rd, 2009 09:11 AM | |
XDW1 |
Dear Santa HAIL SATAN AND FUCK YOU |
Dec 27th, 2008 08:07 PM | |
10,000 Volt Ghost | It's gotta be from Santa's home. |
Dec 27th, 2008 04:54 PM | |
DevilWearsPrada | if it's home made then santa doesn''t need to bring it :/ |
Dec 27th, 2008 01:37 PM | |
Evil Robot | I want a home made flame thrower, a pile of cash, and a plane ticket to canada. Also some neosporin for my third degree burns. |
Dec 26th, 2008 02:25 PM | |
Tadao |
Dear Santa, Please fill others with so much depression that they go on a murdering rampage. The news is kinda boring today. Thanks for the socks! Sincerely, Tadao |
Dec 26th, 2008 05:16 AM | |
sspadowsky |
Dear Santa As much as I find the image of you unleashing wrath upon an unsuspecting public hilarious (strictly as a mental image), I humbly request that you spread your holiday goodwill by delivering an important message to other would-be murderers: Please, if you are suicidal, simply eliminate yourself. If you want to eat a shotgun, kindly have the decency to do it BEFORE aiming said shotgun at innocent civilians and setting fire to their home(s). This is my Christmas wish. Oh, and a brand-new fully-loaded Chevy Malibu, if you can fit it in between homicides. Love, sspadowsky P.S.- Seriously, eat that double-ought buckshot, but not before giving me that car. Prick. |