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Jan 7th, 2009 11:29 PM | |
ZeldaQueen | Maybe they don't know that one? I just overheard some kid sitting behind me in Psychology talking about it. He was in the middle of telling a story when I came in, which went something like this: "So we told Billy that he was going to come to his room. So when he knocked on the door, Billy opened the door and punched him in the face. And after that we put a sign on Billy's door that said 'Kung Foo Panda lives here'". |
Jan 7th, 2009 08:40 PM | |
kahljorn |
My only regret is that you have bonitis ![]() |
Jan 7th, 2009 07:04 PM | |
Tadao | My only regret is that I have Bonitis! |
Jan 7th, 2009 06:59 PM | |
kahljorn | Tadao, you being alive is living irresponsibly. No story needed there, no blanks to fill. Anecdotes are unnecessary. Good day. |
Jan 7th, 2009 05:17 PM | |
Fathom Zero | And technically, Tadao isn't an american. |
Jan 7th, 2009 05:04 PM | |
Tadao | I've called the county that all this happened in, and they said that they can't release that information without proof of identity. |
Jan 7th, 2009 05:00 PM | |
kahljorn | Have you tried calling them or are you just saying that because you're a douchebag who wants something to complain about? |
Jan 7th, 2009 04:58 PM | |
Tadao | Nah, all signs point to me showing up in person to a police department. That happens on Monday. I always expect the worse. |
Jan 7th, 2009 04:54 PM | |
kahljorn |
"hey ladies, I like to live life dangerously and on edge. I have four warrants out for my arrest. Three of them are speeding tickets because i went FIFTEEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT. Potentially, I could serve 2 hours in court waiting for my turn. I also have another warrant out for not properly labeling girl scout cookies when i resold them to my aunt for a 22% profit. Bazing, bitches, I've got capital. That stunt could snag me 4-6 hours in front of the judge. I'm all yours, ladies." Can't you just call the court's IRS whatever it is called? The place that usually keeps a record of how much you owe and sets up payment plans. Give them a call, they might be able to help keep you out of jail |
Jan 7th, 2009 04:44 PM | |
kahljorn |
that's not really a warrant wouldn't that be a bench warrant? What was your other fine for selling expired girl scout cookies jesus I HOPE YOU DONT GO TO JAIL FOR SELLING EXPIRED GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ILLEGALLY ![]() |
Jan 6th, 2009 08:57 PM | |
10,000 Volt Ghost |
![]() I think you only need a credit card and a hammer to break into a room. |
Jan 6th, 2009 08:30 PM | |
Tadao |
That's only a small portion. I have done many reckless things. Drugs lower your inhibitions. The only thing dental floss, a coat hanger and a cd in a dorm room should be used for is to hold the girls legs up while you perform an abortion while listening to Slayer. |
Jan 6th, 2009 07:54 PM | |
ZeldaQueen |
Wow. Crazy livestyle there. ![]() The craziest I've heard of is the boys that live in the dorms are able to break into other people's rooms using dental floss, a coat hanger, and a CD. Oh, and I also heard stories of people getting shrink wrapped to their beds. |
Jan 6th, 2009 05:50 PM | |
Tadao | I think the worst that will happen is that the courts will hold me hostage for payment of the fines, my loving parents will pay the fines, I'll pay them back like I always do, I am free and clear. I might do a week tops. One thing I do know, never expect things to unfold the way you envision them. |
Jan 6th, 2009 05:44 PM | |
Tadao |
"The only way to really know is to walk into the police station and ask." Yeah. That's the scary part. |
Jan 6th, 2009 05:39 PM | |
10,000 Volt Ghost | Can you go to your local PD and have them check for you? |
Jan 6th, 2009 04:58 PM | |
Tadao |
So, I want to travel again, but I might have warrants in California ![]() So, maybe I'll be in jail for a spell? I know for sure I haven't learned my lesson. You pussy fags. |
Dec 29th, 2008 05:08 PM | |
Tadao |
If only Yukiko posted more. ![]() |
Dec 29th, 2008 04:54 PM | |
Kitsa |
tadao needs to stop giving me shitty raw material for photoshoppery. and her name was KAYAKO, kthx, played by the beautiful Takako Fuji. |
Dec 29th, 2008 02:27 PM | |
Tadao | Kinky, and yes I will have sex with you. |
Dec 29th, 2008 02:26 PM | |
Sam |
I was thinking more of the girl with the clicky breathing and the broken neck. ![]() |
Dec 29th, 2008 02:23 PM | |
Tadao | MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEORRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW |
Dec 29th, 2008 02:21 PM | |
Sam |
IT LOOKS LIKE "THE GRUDGE" OR SOMETHING. ![]() |
Dec 29th, 2008 01:23 PM | |
10,000 Volt Ghost |
Oh, I was kinda drunk last night when I saw that. I thought it was Tadao's face in a grainy old film at first. ![]() |
Dec 29th, 2008 07:45 AM | |
Kitsa | I AM AT YOUR SERVICE |
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