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| May 13th, 2009 01:43 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
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| May 3rd, 2009 04:36 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
 just keep your staph infected penis to yourself where it belongsalso you can't "Make shit up out of blue" what the fuck? Where did you get your engineering degree from anyway
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| May 3rd, 2009 04:24 PM | ||
| Tadao | Medical school? Oh yeah, you forgot to take your pills again and you are just making up shit out of the blue. | |
| May 3rd, 2009 04:20 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
lotioning a rotting appendage doesn't help keep it disease free  seriously where the fuck did you people go to medical school
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| May 3rd, 2009 04:12 PM | ||
| Tadao |
Unkempt? I lotion it every day! 
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| May 3rd, 2009 04:04 PM | ||
| kahljorn | toilet water from a regularly cleaned bowl is more sanitary than an unkempt sausage. | |
| May 3rd, 2009 01:52 AM | ||
| Dixie | WITH A CAR | |
| May 2nd, 2009 04:44 PM | ||
| Tadao | I'd wreck that pussy. | |
| May 2nd, 2009 04:20 PM | ||
| Bod | MY cat drinks straight from the toilet, so I'm not concerned | |
| Apr 27th, 2009 06:35 AM | ||
| kahljorn | tadao is going to give your cat food poisoning with his unkempt sausage. | |
| Apr 25th, 2009 11:28 PM | ||
| Tadao |
So, if I finalize my divorce can we get married and I'll live over there and feed your cat. In more ways than one. 
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| Feb 25th, 2009 06:45 PM | ||
| Tadao |
AH! I can be the rag you wipe off with after a long hard ride
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| Feb 25th, 2009 05:46 PM | ||
| Bod | Don't be sad, he's too big to get into the house. I tried, but failed. | |
| Feb 18th, 2009 06:29 PM | ||
| Tadao | She's got a new boyfriend now. His name is Yamaha. | |
| Feb 18th, 2009 06:38 AM | ||
| Shrubfest |
You had to say that, didn't you? Do you really want the answer? |
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| Feb 18th, 2009 01:54 AM | ||
| kahljorn | lol you could do that without a keg penis though. And would you really want to fill her butt with your disgusting beverage? | |
| Feb 18th, 2009 01:36 AM | ||
| Tadao | Yeah but I could turn her around and tap that ass. | |
| Feb 18th, 2009 01:29 AM | ||
| kahljorn |
if you really had a keg tap instead of a penis you could only get like pee, blood and other gross chunky things in the cup. And tops your blood alcohol level would be like .2%-.4% so I can't really see that being a satisfying beverage. kind of disgusticating! |
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| Feb 16th, 2009 02:32 PM | ||
| Bod |
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Am drooling. Do that and I will love you for a good few weeks. |
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| Feb 15th, 2009 10:09 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | a.k.a. Marionette Syndrome. | |
| Feb 15th, 2009 09:40 PM | ||
| Tadao | That sounds painfull. | |
| Feb 15th, 2009 09:28 PM | ||
| Supafly345 | My mom has like the opposite of what tadao has, where here bones are becoming detatched from eachother. Maybe she's your Mr Glass Tadao. | |
| Feb 11th, 2009 12:27 PM | ||
| Dixie | Do both and you won't have to drug her! | |
| Feb 11th, 2009 12:26 PM | ||
| Tadao | Or replace my penis with a keg tap. | |
| Feb 11th, 2009 09:12 AM | ||
| Dixie |
Tad, smear yourself with Marmite. Marmite to Brits is like crack to Bobby Brown. THEY CAN'T RESIST IT! |
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