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| May 13th, 2009 12:43 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
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| May 3rd, 2009 03:36 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
 just keep your staph infected penis to yourself where it belongsalso you can't "Make shit up out of blue" what the fuck? Where did you get your engineering degree from anyway
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| May 3rd, 2009 03:24 PM | ||
| Tadao | Medical school? Oh yeah, you forgot to take your pills again and you are just making up shit out of the blue. | |
| May 3rd, 2009 03:20 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
lotioning a rotting appendage doesn't help keep it disease free  seriously where the fuck did you people go to medical school
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| May 3rd, 2009 03:12 PM | ||
| Tadao |
Unkempt? I lotion it every day! 
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| May 3rd, 2009 03:04 PM | ||
| kahljorn | toilet water from a regularly cleaned bowl is more sanitary than an unkempt sausage. | |
| May 3rd, 2009 12:52 AM | ||
| Dixie | WITH A CAR | |
| May 2nd, 2009 03:44 PM | ||
| Tadao | I'd wreck that pussy. | |
| May 2nd, 2009 03:20 PM | ||
| Bod | MY cat drinks straight from the toilet, so I'm not concerned | |
| Apr 27th, 2009 05:35 AM | ||
| kahljorn | tadao is going to give your cat food poisoning with his unkempt sausage. | |
| Apr 25th, 2009 10:28 PM | ||
| Tadao |
So, if I finalize my divorce can we get married and I'll live over there and feed your cat. In more ways than one. 
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| Feb 25th, 2009 05:45 PM | ||
| Tadao |
AH! I can be the rag you wipe off with after a long hard ride
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| Feb 25th, 2009 04:46 PM | ||
| Bod | Don't be sad, he's too big to get into the house. I tried, but failed. | |
| Feb 18th, 2009 05:29 PM | ||
| Tadao | She's got a new boyfriend now. His name is Yamaha. | |
| Feb 18th, 2009 05:38 AM | ||
| Shrubfest |
You had to say that, didn't you? Do you really want the answer? |
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| Feb 18th, 2009 12:54 AM | ||
| kahljorn | lol you could do that without a keg penis though. And would you really want to fill her butt with your disgusting beverage? | |
| Feb 18th, 2009 12:36 AM | ||
| Tadao | Yeah but I could turn her around and tap that ass. | |
| Feb 18th, 2009 12:29 AM | ||
| kahljorn |
if you really had a keg tap instead of a penis you could only get like pee, blood and other gross chunky things in the cup. And tops your blood alcohol level would be like .2%-.4% so I can't really see that being a satisfying beverage. kind of disgusticating! |
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| Feb 16th, 2009 01:32 PM | ||
| Bod |
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Am drooling. Do that and I will love you for a good few weeks. |
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| Feb 15th, 2009 09:09 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | a.k.a. Marionette Syndrome. | |
| Feb 15th, 2009 08:40 PM | ||
| Tadao | That sounds painfull. | |
| Feb 15th, 2009 08:28 PM | ||
| Supafly345 | My mom has like the opposite of what tadao has, where here bones are becoming detatched from eachother. Maybe she's your Mr Glass Tadao. | |
| Feb 11th, 2009 11:27 AM | ||
| Dixie | Do both and you won't have to drug her! | |
| Feb 11th, 2009 11:26 AM | ||
| Tadao | Or replace my penis with a keg tap. | |
| Feb 11th, 2009 08:12 AM | ||
| Dixie |
Tad, smear yourself with Marmite. Marmite to Brits is like crack to Bobby Brown. THEY CAN'T RESIST IT! |
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