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| Mar 27th, 2013 04:56 PM | ||||
| Captain Conquest | X files: I want to believe was so unbelievably bad. Could be on of the worst high budget movies ever in my opinion, next to "Splice" | |||
| Feb 4th, 2011 12:01 AM | ||||
| darkkitten | Midnight meat train is a great movie but the ending struck me as dumb | |||
| Feb 3rd, 2011 11:55 PM | ||||
| darkkitten | Actually the aleins were speilbergs idea | |||
| Apr 6th, 2010 02:43 AM | ||||
| Scooter Atreides | As far as unappreciated Coen bros. films go, for my money they don't come any better than The Hudsucker Proxy. A 1950's Horatio Alger-esque story told as an urban fairy tale starring some of the coolest peple who ever lived. | |||
| Mar 11th, 2010 07:58 PM | ||||
| Ferrit |
Wow. Ask and ye shall receive. damn - shoulda asked for cash. |
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| Mar 10th, 2010 11:23 PM | ||||
| Mockery |
Funny you should bring it up. His 2009 awards article just went live! Take a look: http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/2009-movie-awards |
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| Mar 10th, 2010 11:17 PM | ||||
| executioneer | you'll have to wait til 2011, since he usually doesn't do them until the year is out (notice how THIS article was posted in feb '09 and is for 2008) | |||
| Mar 10th, 2010 08:07 PM | ||||
| Ferrit |
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Lets hope there is a 2010 Movie Awards article.... Proto? |
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| Mar 5th, 2010 08:37 AM | ||||
| StarscreamTheWaffle | Specifically: the Worst Raping of a Classic Franchise category. | |||
| Mar 5th, 2010 08:35 AM | ||||
| StarscreamTheWaffle | Don't forget to put Astro Boy as a nomination for the first category in the 2010 one. | |||
| Mar 17th, 2009 07:10 PM | ||||
| blipoids |
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"432" - by it's shorter title variant - it's like being compromised to having sex with a trans gender close-obnoxious-relative. I am a romanian, and a nationalist to top it. But this was an absolute awful piece of film about the coercitive and alienating sub-enterprises requiered to side chain excessively punitive laws in a - dare you guess! - redblotted regime ( + some emotional pickles everyone seems to be fond of). But all of this ended more or less with the '89 revolution. And since then there have been numerous exploitations of this intrigue, or more appropriate: 'franchise'. This movie was just oriented towards production value - that's where all the credit goes... but in reality it's an insult to everyone, to me, and to (most) of my friends. |
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| Mar 4th, 2009 05:01 PM | ||||
| Trickster |
THANK YOU for mentioning 4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days. It was an excellent film but no one I know's seen it. I was gonna give Burn After Reading a go too so I'll definitely try and get round to it now. Have to agree 100% about Indy though. Those were my childhood movies and it was just so... lame. Kinda left me feeling really deflated. It just didn't feel right from the very start and I was actually willing it to be over about half way in but forced myself to sit through it because, well, it's Indy. |
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| Mar 3rd, 2009 01:28 PM | ||||
| J. Tithonus Pednaud |
Be Kind Rewind had some awesome and highly creative visuals. In particular the snippets of documentary shown. What were you watching? Spot on about everything else though. Aliens in an Indy movie, ya. Problem is that if I'm going to give heart ripping occultists and face melting ghosts a pass, I feel I must also give the aliens equal suspension of disbelief credit. Still sucked hard though. |
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| Feb 28th, 2009 11:20 AM | ||||
| toolz88 | Good list especially giving honors to Hellboy 2 but I have to disagree with Burn after Reading.What a terrible movie that was, have'nt seen Be kind Rewind or Midnight Meat Train although I want to.Also really agree on Kung F Panda and The Happening alas I have made my peace on Indy 4 though | |||
| Feb 27th, 2009 11:54 AM | ||||
| Lenor |
1. Frost/Nixon 2. Pineapple express 3. Sex Drive  willie
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| Feb 27th, 2009 01:53 AM | ||||
| greenimp | yeah it does, "display picture" i've been using msn far too much | |||
| Feb 26th, 2009 07:22 AM | ||||
| executioneer | i also am confused but am going to assume it means 'avatar' or something similar | |||
| Feb 26th, 2009 07:04 AM | ||||
| RaNkeri |
DP? EDIT: never mind |
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| Feb 26th, 2009 06:47 AM | ||||
| greenimp | RaNkeri: please, for the love of god(s) and all that you hold dear, please, please please, dont make comments like your last one with a DP like that one, it scares me. | |||
| Feb 26th, 2009 04:00 AM | ||||
| RaNkeri |
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| Feb 26th, 2009 01:42 AM | ||||
| greenimp | Odd: you do, of course realise, that by vampire lore im speaking REAL lore, not one book, vampires, traditionally, were not like dracula at all, but rather repulsive, bloating corpses, closer to zombies than vampires really, but intelligent, and could never walk around in the daylight, lest they burn up. | |||
| Feb 25th, 2009 04:48 PM | ||||
| 0dd1 | My correction--it was supposed to be Boston. | |||
| Feb 25th, 2009 04:47 PM | ||||
| 0dd1 |
Well, actually, greenimp, I believe that in the original novel for Dracula, Dracula is able to be in the sunlight, even though it doesn't really happen too often. To be honest, I wish you'd mentioned "My Best Friend's Girlfriend" (an abomination that include the worst thing to hit "comedy"--Dane Cook) or "Everybody Wants to be Italian", an indie film that has absolutely nothing to do with its title, has generally unlikable characters, and tries in vein to be what "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" was...scratch that, I don't even think that the makers of that movie even put any effort into that film. They probably just got the actors and put them in what I think was supposed to be a cross between Baltimore and New York, and said "Okay, so you're two people who think the other is Italian!! Isn't that so funny?? And get this---we're only gonna mention or even do anything related to that plot point only twice in the entire movie!!!! IT'S BRILLIANCE EVEN YZMA COULDN'T EVEN THINK OF!!! And get this---you all play idiotic characters who don't even know what you're doing...so since you agreed to be in this movie, that shouldn't be too hard for you!!" BURN!!! |
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| Feb 25th, 2009 12:01 AM | ||||
| greenimp | i'd have to disagree with the most horrific abomination award, twilight was by far worse. if only for the brutal rape of all vampire lore etc... when in sunlight they burn they dont turn into ziggy fucking stardust. | |||
| Feb 24th, 2009 09:09 PM | ||||
| BurntToShreds |
Hmm.. Let me take my guess as to what 2009's "Worst Raping of a Classic Franchise" Oscar nominees will be: G. I. Joe Transformers 2: Rise of the Fallen Some Other Remake of a 30-minute Toy Commercial |
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