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Feb 27th, 2009 12:28 PM
b_squared your right, he does not drink other peoples sodas anymore.
Feb 26th, 2009 10:39 PM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by b_squared View Post
In all fairness it wasn't his fault. The fuel was poured into an empty soda can. The can was used as a better funnel than the gas can to fill the stove.

He thought it was a soda.

And no, I was not the one to pour it into the soda can....That would be my husband. If you want to call him dumb...feel free.
i'd bet he doesn't just go around drinking other people's sodas anymore now, huh

not his fault my eye
Feb 26th, 2009 09:28 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Should have went with Diet Poison Zero. Glad he's okay though.
Feb 25th, 2009 02:14 PM
b_squared
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
What a dumb kid.
In all fairness it wasn't his fault. The fuel was poured into an empty soda can. The can was used as a better funnel than the gas can to fill the stove.

He thought it was a soda.

And no, I was not the one to pour it into the soda can....That would be my husband. If you want to call him dumb...feel free.
Feb 25th, 2009 02:21 AM
pac-man Sa da tay!
Feb 25th, 2009 02:04 AM
Sam I'm all about that activated charcoal, son.
Feb 25th, 2009 01:58 AM
pac-man I didn't go to no fancy "school" like ZQ, but there are multiple reasons not to induce vomiting. Before I got this awesome job as a leech/message board regular, I used to do medical shit. It's all about the activated charcoal, son. It'll sop that poison up like gravy on a biscuit.
Feb 25th, 2009 01:21 AM
darkvare wow that's basic chemistry. Fuel has a low ph when it gets mixed with the ph of the stomach it goes higher making it less acid milk has a ph level of 6.7 so it can neutralize the effects of many acids, be wary water can set some chemicals on fire
Feb 24th, 2009 11:11 PM
ZeldaQueen No thank you...
Feb 24th, 2009 10:02 PM
Sam WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?
Feb 24th, 2009 09:43 PM
ZeldaQueen Oh shut up.
Feb 24th, 2009 09:02 PM
pac-man Thank you, ZQ. Short, but pointless.
Feb 24th, 2009 08:42 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by b_squared View Post
I had to call poison control once for my son. He drank some coleman fuel. He was two years old at the time.

I was told not to induce vomiting, but instead to give him milk to drink.

So either they will be told to vomit...or drink a glass of milk. Cookies are optional.
In school, we were always taught that you shouldn't try to make someone who swallowed a toxic substance vomit. This is because the poison might burn the throat as it comes back up.

I also remember being told to give them milk. We were told why, but I've forgotten...
Feb 24th, 2009 07:42 PM
Tadao What a dumb kid.
Feb 24th, 2009 06:24 PM
b_squared I had to call poison control once for my son. He drank some coleman fuel. He was two years old at the time.

I was told not to induce vomiting, but instead to give him milk to drink.

So either they will be told to vomit...or drink a glass of milk. Cookies are optional.
Feb 24th, 2009 01:34 PM
Gato I'd rather work a 9-1-1 line. Can you imagine the joys of putting someone on hold?
Feb 24th, 2009 03:11 AM
Evil Robot
I want to work for the poison control hotline

Think about it, what other job can you order people to throw up? Either that or I want to get a phone number thats one digit off from poison control.

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