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| Mar 27th, 2009 07:50 AM | ||
| Zhukov |
I used to work as a night security guard at a wood chipping mill, my boss was a real arsehole, and he paid us in cash to save on taxes etc and sometimes didn't pay us if we were late. I got a call one night from someone claiming to be a detective and that they knew all about my boss' dodgy dealings, and that he was also being investigated for other criminal offenses. He said that they were sending a squad car to pick me up and that I should just leave the job and forget about it. Of course I believed it, so I called up my boss and told him to go fuck himself, and that the cops were comming to arrest him and that I had had enough of his shit, then I hung up on him and didn't answer when he tried to call back. While I stood at the entrance gate waiting for the police to come and make it all better, I got a call from my friends telling me it was all just a joke. I was pretty angry at the time. I had to hide in the bushes when my boss drove around to kick my arse, and he parked outside my house once or twice a week watching me for about a year. |
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| Mar 27th, 2009 12:52 AM | ||
| Zomboid | That's a pretty good prank too! | |
| Mar 26th, 2009 11:54 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
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Apparently the boy's mother couldn't figure out why there was always a weird smell out front. She thought it had something to do with the sewers. |
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| Mar 26th, 2009 10:31 PM | ||
| Sam |
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| Mar 26th, 2009 09:50 PM | ||
| Zomboid |
Oooooh you! 
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| Mar 26th, 2009 09:32 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
Aw, thanks! *hugs* And Taodo, I'm sure someone must. I distinctly remember seeing gardens in Indianapolis (nothing was growing in 'em as it was March, but still). |
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| Mar 26th, 2009 07:48 PM | ||
| Tadao | Who plants flowers in hell? | |
| Mar 26th, 2009 07:39 PM | ||
| Kitsa | It's kind of watching a bunch of guys piss on a flower garden, really. | |
| Mar 26th, 2009 07:25 PM | ||
| Pub Lover |
You're great, ZQ. Don't let the bastards get you down. 
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| Mar 26th, 2009 07:02 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen | My mom said that when she was in school, whenever they had a substitute teacher the students would sign the attendance sheet with made up names. Once, a kid put his name down as "Thor, God of Thunder". Apparently the principle called him up after to throw some lightning. | |
| Mar 26th, 2009 06:58 PM | ||
| Zomboid |
Guys, get this: One time, an Uncle of a classmate of mine, in his youth, called a local establishment and asked for an "Al Coholic." You see, the intent was to get the unsuspecting employee who answered the telephone to ask aloud for an "Al Coholic," which of course sounds quite similar to "alcoholic," but unfortunately the employee hung up the phone rather abruptly and the joke was rendered incomplete. Still, in light of the humorous spirit of this discussion, I thought it best to share it with you folks. *I* still got a real kick out of that joke. Can you imagine? Al Coholic?
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| Mar 26th, 2009 06:47 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
Alright, I get it, I'm boring! Shut up! 
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| Mar 26th, 2009 05:25 AM | ||
| executioneer | it's a health hazard is what it is | |
| Mar 26th, 2009 03:03 AM | ||
| kahljorn |
lol you know there's something ive never understood and im not sure if its a prank or what but like almost every bathroom i go into has gang names and stuff carved into the toilet seats -- right where the ass goes. IS IT A PRANK OR A THREAT? |
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| Mar 26th, 2009 12:25 AM | ||
| Big McLargehuge | Your life sounds so boring. | |
| Mar 25th, 2009 11:12 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
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| Mar 25th, 2009 07:58 PM | ||
| Kitsa | OHO, YOU HAVE ME NOW! | |
| Mar 25th, 2009 07:55 PM | ||
| Sam |
You use the boys toilet regularly? 
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| Mar 25th, 2009 07:54 PM | ||
| Kitsa |
Wow. I'm glad I didn't go to your school, I'm allergic and you might have been facing a murder charge. Dodged that bullet. One of the ER physicians where I used to work used to wait for someone to need a urine test for something. He'd go get a sterile cup, fill it with apple juice, and stroll into their room taking a long, theatrical swig from it. He'd say, "Nope, tastes fine to me." Some people were more appreciative than others. |
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| Mar 25th, 2009 07:28 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge | i never even made eye contact with him after that. | |
| Mar 25th, 2009 07:10 PM | ||
| Tadao |
did you call him honey buns from then on?
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| Mar 25th, 2009 07:07 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge | When i was in 7th grade i took honey to school and smeared it all over the toilets. I wasn't really thinking about what it would be like to go to take a shit and suddenly have an ass covered in honey, at school. One of my friends ratted me out and i had to go to the principal's office. When i got there i saw one of the indoor kids sitting in the corner with a look of utter shame and humiliation on his face, the principal made me apologize and i have never felt like a bigger piece of shit in my life. I welcomed saturday school in hope of cleansing my soul. I can still see the kids face. | |
| Mar 25th, 2009 06:40 PM | ||
| Zomboid | Your life sounds so boring. | |
| Mar 25th, 2009 06:01 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
My dad told me about an April Fool's Day joke some people at his company played on a co-worker. They told the co-worker that someone from a different company named "Hugh Jasshole" called and needed him to call back. According to my dad, the guy didn't pick up on it until he actually called the number. He said "I'd like to talk to Hugh please...Hugh Jasshole", then realized what he was saying and hung up. I'm not good at pranks, but in high school, when we were changing after gym, the other girls turned off the locker room lights to pretend that they were Helen Keller. I was annoyed by this, so I snuck up behind one of them and screamed. She freaked. XD |
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| Mar 25th, 2009 04:47 PM | ||
| Kitsa |
Google Earth hasn't linked to my real house in years. It's almost a whole street off 
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