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Apr 15th, 2009 04:38 PM
Tadao So this tree lung thing seems to be in the news today. I wanna see the xrays before I even consider believing it.
Apr 15th, 2009 03:08 PM
Dixie Withholding sex is stupid.
It leads to everyone being bitchy.
I distinctly remember a study a few years ago that said women who allow seminal fluid to be deposited in their vaginas are happier.
And for once, I'm serious.
Apr 15th, 2009 09:23 AM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by LordSappington View Post
We got the damn tanks, lady.
We can withhold the sex. You ever hear of Lysistrata?
Apr 15th, 2009 12:52 AM
Dimnos I cant believe you people. Russians would never lie!
Apr 14th, 2009 11:44 PM
Evil Robot This is bullshit he was faking it.
Apr 14th, 2009 11:04 PM
Babs THE TREES WANT ONLY HIS OXYGEN
Apr 14th, 2009 10:52 PM
Esuohlim did they find bat boy in his lung too
Apr 14th, 2009 10:38 PM
LordSappington We got the damn tanks, lady.
Apr 14th, 2009 10:10 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by Emu View Post
"Additionally, Gloda predicted that almost every country will be ruled by women in 2020."
What's so farfetched about that?
Apr 14th, 2009 09:58 PM
Emu "Additionally, Gloda predicted that almost every country will be ruled by women in 2020."
Apr 14th, 2009 09:51 PM
executioneer ehh i've seen worse on yahoo news :shrug
Apr 14th, 2009 09:42 PM
Emu http://www.mosnews.com/politics/2009/03/06/147/

this is one of their front page articles. this is the future of journalism
Apr 14th, 2009 09:35 PM
executioneer it doesn't really SEEM like a tabloid, but it is a russian news site, so i'd still doubt the truthfulness of it quite a handful
Apr 14th, 2009 09:24 PM
Emu You know this didn't happen and that website is a tabloid, right
Apr 14th, 2009 08:38 PM
ZeldaQueen If it were December, I'd wonder if it got there because there was a colony of tiny people living in those lungs celebrating Christmas.
Apr 14th, 2009 08:22 PM
Chojin I keep thinking this thread is called "Holy crap! Tree in luigi"
Apr 14th, 2009 08:10 PM
Jeanette X Pfft. Nothing compared to this:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...highlight=gawd
Apr 14th, 2009 04:03 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
Wasn't there a lady back in the mid-90s who inexplicably had a pork chop bone embedded in a buttcheek? I remember a radio interview with her where she claimed she never sat on one.
Can she account for every time she got drunk?
Apr 14th, 2009 02:32 PM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by J. Tithonus Pednaud View Post
I wrote about Dede the Tree Man and Ralph Krooner, a gentleman from the 50's with the same condition in treatment, over on my blog way back when Tree Man was just hitting the news. You can see the impact Dede's isolation had on the progress of the condition. http://thehumanmarvels.com/?p=136
Sorry I missed this. Very succinct evaluation and comparison, Mr. P. Thank you.
Apr 14th, 2009 02:28 PM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
Wasn't there a lady back in the mid-90s who inexplicably had a pork chop bone embedded in a buttcheek? I remember a radio interview with her where she claimed she never sat on one.
I remember reading about people who actually extrude metallic filaments from their skin - the medical community was skeptical, but apparently there is a plausible etiology behind it. However, pork out of a buttcheek ... hmmm ... I'm betting against an intraspecies extrudate.
Apr 14th, 2009 11:50 AM
Aaarg
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Originally Posted by darkvare View Post
if it grew inside shouldn't it have roots not just a little branch?
that's what i was thinking. seeds don't grow into branches!
Apr 14th, 2009 10:46 AM
Kitsa Wasn't there a lady back in the mid-90s who inexplicably had a pork chop bone embedded in a buttcheek? I remember a radio interview with her where she claimed she never sat on one.
Apr 14th, 2009 10:42 AM
J. Tithonus Pednaud I wrote about Dede the Tree Man and Ralph Krooner, a gentleman from the 50's with the same condition in treatment, over on my blog way back when Tree Man was just hitting the news. You can see the impact Dede's isolation had on the progress of the condition. http://thehumanmarvels.com/?p=136

I've come across people growing horns, people covered with moss and fungus, people infested with insects and maggots and even people with masses of vegetation removed from their intestine. Hell, I've seen cases of fetus in fetu - where a malformed being has resided in the abdomen or cranium of a sibling for decades.
Apr 14th, 2009 07:34 AM
ZeldaQueen Holy heck, I never saw treeman before. He reminds me of the cast of Freaks!

And wow, he swallowed a bud and that's how it got there? That's like something you tell a kid to scare them. "Careful if you swallow a seed Timmy, or it'll grow into a tree in your stomach!"
Apr 14th, 2009 06:27 AM
Colonel Flagg I saw that too. Zom's right, the picture of treeman is old; he had reconstructive/removal surgery and can now use his hands. He still does not look "normal" but he can function in his society, which is a HUGE improvement.

And, yes Willie, bathing in Compound W comes to mind when looking at his affliction. Ouch!

And, on topic, I'm skeptical - a green pine tree inside a dark lung?
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