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Jul 20th, 2009 05:25 AM
Colonel Flagg Back in the late '80s the people on the production floor washed their hands with acetone. Very bad for the skin, but better than benzene, which was used in the 60's.
Jul 19th, 2009 11:35 PM
Terra Bleach rules. Never mind a little blister. It's all for the good.
Jul 19th, 2009 09:12 PM
Colonel Flagg How do you .... no, wait, I don't want to know.
Jul 19th, 2009 04:31 AM
ChrisGlass I only use it at work when I fart to try and cover up the smell.
Jul 14th, 2009 05:53 PM
Big McLargehuge YOUR GRANDPA SOUNDS COOL. I HOPE HE BEAT YOU.
Jul 14th, 2009 09:53 AM
Otto My grandpa wouldn't have made soap out of pine-tar, he would've made it out of Schlitz beer and misplaced anger.
Jul 14th, 2009 08:23 AM
AChimp If Tide detergent is good enough for my clothes, it's good enough for me to wash myself with, dammit.

Plus I can buy it in 10kg boxes.
Jul 14th, 2009 12:05 AM
Tadao Really? That's cool and a good idea. Too bad it smells like pine.
Jul 14th, 2009 12:03 AM
Big McLargehuge MY SOAP ENCORAGES BACTERIAL GROWTH, I AM A WALKING CDC HOTROOM.
Jul 13th, 2009 08:35 PM
Pipes McGee Eventually people will disinfect themselves enough to the point that a common cold will kill them. Use too much of that stuff, and your body has no use for an immune system anymore.
Jul 13th, 2009 06:56 PM
Big McLargehuge

This is the only soap i use. It makes you smell like a fucking bear.
Jul 13th, 2009 04:59 PM
Babs they're in the closet alcoholics
Jul 12th, 2009 10:08 PM
Tadao In this case, their son isn't getting to pick.
Jul 12th, 2009 09:59 PM
robo_rob We pick what to be ocd about.
Jul 12th, 2009 08:34 PM
Tadao What some people call regularly often means obsessively.
Jul 12th, 2009 08:31 PM
robo_rob I use hand sanitizer regularly but not to kill germs. I just prefer my hands to smell pleasant and I'm not fond of lotion.

Lava, yeah... that stuff will clean ANYTHING.
Jul 12th, 2009 06:06 PM
Tadao I used it a lot when I worked with bikes, both kinds.
Jul 12th, 2009 06:00 PM
Otto
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Real men use Lava

Man that brings back some memories of art school. I used to use this shit all the time to get the oil paint off of my hands.
Jul 12th, 2009 05:56 PM
MattJack And dead hooker blood.
Jul 12th, 2009 05:50 PM
Tadao Real men use Lava

Jul 12th, 2009 05:35 PM
MattJack I bite my nails, so I have to clean my hands constantly, but I do it with real soap like a real man would do it.
Jul 12th, 2009 04:36 PM
MarioRPG People abuse the crap out of this stuff. It's dumb.
Jul 12th, 2009 03:58 PM
Tadao My brother is not African, he knows you can't cure AIDS with Purell.
Jul 12th, 2009 03:54 PM
Evil Robot Maybe he has AIDS.
Jul 12th, 2009 03:37 PM
DevilWearsPrada It would be funny if the bacteria that have a high tolerance to rubbing alcohol all survive, reproduce, and become dominant in their house. Maybe they're trying to breed a super disease
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