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Aug 4th, 2009 08:56 AM
LordSappington It's hard to punch someone when you've got carpal tunnel syndrome. Fatty.
Aug 3rd, 2009 09:07 PM
darkvare
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Originally Posted by Dimnos View Post
Darkvare your Mexican.... What does "Chato", I think thats how you spell it, mean to you? I know the literal translation is Blunt Nose or something like that. This mexican I work with is trying to tell me that among mexicans it means something else. I think he is full of shit.

Because this thread is lame anyway I have no qualms about derailing it to a better topic.
chato is another way of saying dude it also means blunt nosed it was made famous by a movie called "ahi esta el detalle chato" by the same actor who appeared in the oscar winning around the world in 80 days "cantinflas"
Aug 3rd, 2009 05:51 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Gangs are lame.

If Hangie and GW fight they need to fight by
Spoilers!
though
Aug 3rd, 2009 05:05 PM
Evil Robot A guy I work with got 17 stitches above his eye this weekend after some fuckheads in the Bronx started shit outside a bar. He thought could have taken the two of them but they had "their boys" in a nearby car so it turned into a cluster fuck.
Aug 3rd, 2009 04:31 PM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
Haha. That made me laugh.

It would be interesting to know who would win in a fight out of the whole message board. I would put money on either Willie or Evil Robot. From memory, Willie looks strong, and while I don't think I have seen Evil Robot, his posts show a fair amount of agression that I think would translate well in a fist fight.

I've taken a few hits to the face in my time but I have very few muscles and the best I can do is kick people when they are down.
if j. tithonius pednaud still posted often enough to be counted in this he would win 100%. dude is enormous and fit as hell and he frightens me

also there are probably some folks on here with actual fighting experience, i haven't been in any fights since elementary school so i'm liable to not know what the hell i'm doing
Aug 3rd, 2009 02:05 PM
Colonel Flagg
Aug 3rd, 2009 02:01 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I think it's Mexican for Charles Bronson.
Aug 3rd, 2009 01:35 PM
Dimnos Darkvare your Mexican.... What does "Chato", I think thats how you spell it, mean to you? I know the literal translation is Blunt Nose or something like that. This mexican I work with is trying to tell me that among mexicans it means something else. I think he is full of shit.

Because this thread is lame anyway I have no qualms about derailing it to a better topic.
Aug 3rd, 2009 11:39 AM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot View Post
Whatever slut, don't you give me the eye roll!
You misunderstand, kind sir. I merely was conveying my disdain to a thread that describes what surely would devolve into a sissy-slap fight.

DV has it spot on the money.
Aug 3rd, 2009 11:33 AM
Zhukov
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Originally Posted by darkvare View Post
both of you would break your hands hitting sheets of paper, so it would be a pointless and boring fight
Haha. That made me laugh.

It would be interesting to know who would win in a fight out of the whole message board. I would put money on either Willie or Evil Robot. From memory, Willie looks strong, and while I don't think I have seen Evil Robot, his posts show a fair amount of agression that I think would translate well in a fist fight.

I've taken a few hits to the face in my time but I have very few muscles and the best I can do is kick people when they are down.
Aug 2nd, 2009 11:32 PM
Evil Robot Whatever slut, don't you give me the eye roll! If I post a picture and it doesn't work after editing it ONCE, I just leave it since you fuckers aren't worth the effort.
Aug 2nd, 2009 09:29 PM
Colonel Flagg
Aug 2nd, 2009 06:51 PM
The Leader You left out the "h".
Aug 2nd, 2009 06:44 PM
Evil Robot [IMG]ttp://fawny.org/blog/images/Wanted-insufficientfunds-edited.jpg[/IMG]PLEASE ENTER THE URL OF THE PICTURE :::::
Aug 2nd, 2009 05:34 PM
darkvare both of you would break your hands hitting sheets of paper, so it would be a pointless and boring fight
Aug 2nd, 2009 03:33 PM
Guitar Woman Hangie plays WoW, too, that means he's fat
Aug 2nd, 2009 03:11 PM
MarioRPG Depends if either party is dressed like some anime character I guess.
Aug 2nd, 2009 02:33 PM
Guitar Woman Wait, what? You're like, 14. I'd bite your head off.
Aug 2nd, 2009 02:20 PM
elx i would win
Aug 2nd, 2009 11:58 AM
Evil Robot EL KABONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 2nd, 2009 08:20 AM
Supafly345 This just doesn't work when you make the thread about yourself.
Aug 2nd, 2009 07:15 AM
Hangie
Who would win in a fight between me and GuitarWoman?

We're near the same age, and I think I would have the strength and weight advantage. However guitarwoman would probably be more crafty and bring a shiv or something.

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