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Aug 19th, 2009 04:54 PM
ZeldaQueen Maybe he didn't have a drill handy.
Aug 19th, 2009 11:59 AM
Dimnos He should have wondered what it would be like to screw his ear with a drill.
Aug 19th, 2009 03:39 AM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by MrSmiley381 View Post
Well, the beholder had sex with a bench. The beholder was more than likely blind.
Or bored. Maybe he had an hour to kill and thought "I wonder what it'd be like to screw a bench?"
Aug 18th, 2009 09:03 PM
MrSmiley381 Well, the beholder had sex with a bench. The beholder was more than likely blind.
Aug 17th, 2009 11:22 AM
stevetothepast Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Aug 17th, 2009 03:42 AM
Dr. Boogie
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X View Post
Well I guess that makes sense. Its hard when its engorged with blood, and if the hole was restricting blood flow and preventing it from going down, then the logical thing to do would be to drain the blood to make it flaccid so it could slip out.
In spite of the fact that the cops were draining blood from his penis, in spite of the fact that firemen were operating a screeching saw mere inches from his penis, in spite of the fact that he was howling in pain, he still kept it up.

To me, the real story is that this guy is seriously rough trade.
Aug 17th, 2009 02:53 AM
Zhukov
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... then the logical thing to do would be to drain the blood to make it flaccid so it could slip out.
Did you really have to say "slip out"? It's just put images in my head that he either lubricated it first or that he managed to ejaculate.

On a related note, a friend of a friend of mine was caught humping his couch. He will never, ever, ever live it down.
Aug 17th, 2009 01:57 AM
MattJack "After the night of heated passion reports are coming in that the man will not return the bench's calls, and has actually removed the bench from his Facebook account."
Aug 17th, 2009 01:44 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen View Post
Maybe the way they did it was faster so the poor guy wasn't stuck in public attached to a bench like that.
I think it would've been easier to move him with just a square sheet of metal rather than having to lift an entire bench.
Aug 17th, 2009 01:19 AM
ZeldaQueen
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I don't see why they cut the whole steel bench free. Couldn't they have just cut the part that his penis was stuck inside of free and took him to the hospital like that, leaving the rest of the bench behind?
Maybe the way they did it was faster so the poor guy wasn't stuck in public attached to a bench like that.
Aug 17th, 2009 12:43 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie View Post
"However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole."

Way to add insult to injury, newslady.


And did I misread the subtitles, or did they say that the police tried bloodletting on his penis?
Well I guess that makes sense. Its hard when its engorged with blood, and if the hole was restricting blood flow and preventing it from going down, then the logical thing to do would be to drain the blood to make it flaccid so it could slip out.

I don't see why they cut the whole steel bench free. Couldn't they have just cut the part that his penis was stuck inside of free and took him to the hospital like that, leaving the rest of the bench behind?
Aug 16th, 2009 09:51 PM
Wiffles You must admit tho, thats one attractive park bench ^_~
Aug 16th, 2009 01:31 PM
ZeldaQueen Yes, they tried bloodletting.

I guess they figured that if it couldn't come out, it couldn't have been that small...
Aug 16th, 2009 07:02 AM
Dr. Boogie And how does him getting his dick stuck in a small hole on a park bench prove that not all asian men are small?
Aug 16th, 2009 06:58 AM
Dr. Boogie "However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole."

Way to add insult to injury, newslady.


And did I misread the subtitles, or did they say that the police tried bloodletting on his penis?
Aug 16th, 2009 03:29 AM
Tadao They plump when you cook em.
Aug 16th, 2009 03:04 AM
ZeldaQueen
Man So Desperate To Have Way With Park Bench His...Thing Gets Stuck


Yeah.

And if anyone wonders, I found it in the article The 6 Strangest Objects People Were Caught Having Sex With.

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