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| Jun 6th, 2003 01:02 PM | |
| Cosmo Electrolux | Hey Max...maybe you can produce the senior adults rendition of the sins of David....or the Men's Sunday School version of the story of Onan...... |
| Jun 5th, 2003 02:51 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips |
I'M REPLYING TO EVERY TOPIC 
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| Jun 5th, 2003 10:36 AM | |
| mburbank |
They are not paying me shit. I actually attend said Unitarin church. The wife and kids are members and the minister is a friend of mine. Doing a children's play as community service is so priceless it makes me want to go out and commit a crime, but with my luck I'd end up getting brutally sodomized while doing five to ten. Years, that is. Boy, start out talking about a Sunday school pageant, end up talking about sodomy. Why anyone trusts me to do this is beyond me. Did I mention the very next day I'm presenting an award on behalf of the alumni association at my highschool? Respectability seems to have snnuck up and jumped me. Well, it's nothing a little alchohol posining won't cure. |
| Jun 4th, 2003 05:43 PM | |
| Professor Cool | I once had to set up a Thanksgiving Day play as part of this extra credit community service work program. The King of England ended up bawling on stage, and the indians tripped over themselves. It came out better than I could ever hoped it would. |
| Jun 4th, 2003 02:18 PM | |
| sadie | are they paying you big bucks or what? |
| Jun 4th, 2003 02:01 PM | |
| mburbank | Ahhh, Unitarians don't care. They be Creedless. |
| Jun 4th, 2003 01:48 AM | |
| McClain | Wait a minute... You're a Jew! |
| Jun 3rd, 2003 11:14 PM | |
| mburbank | Absolutely, man. I can introduce you to Unitarian Jesus. He's a lot like the real Jesus, just a little less shiny and you can smell him. |
| Jun 3rd, 2003 09:54 AM | |
| Carnivore | Max, do you think you could get me backstage if I got tickets? |
| Jun 3rd, 2003 09:53 AM | |
| Mockery |
Well then, June is just full fun isn't it.
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| Jun 3rd, 2003 09:47 AM | |
| mburbank |
I will ask my Unitarian Minister if anyone has ever called him that. Cosmo, I can't believe it took anyone that long to make a bestiality comment. I expected it immediately. The kids are fine, but their parents can't commit to getting them to rehersals, even the ones I hold right after services, so lord only knows how it's going to come off. |
| May 31st, 2003 07:58 AM | |
| kilmie polanski |
are Unitarian ministers really called Young Turks? i guess Rod Stewart's song kinda makes sense...then. 
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| May 29th, 2003 12:38 PM | |
| Cosmo Electrolux | bestiality play, eh? hmmmm...too bad you can't get away with a Lot and his daughters play with the church youth group..... |
| May 28th, 2003 02:20 PM | |
| mburbank | Noah's Ark |
| May 28th, 2003 01:55 PM | |
| macgruder |
School on a Sunday? Whats it about? |
| May 28th, 2003 12:48 PM | |
| Protoclown |
I remember your birthday :genuii |
| May 27th, 2003 06:08 PM | |
| glowbelly |
you know that is father's day. my birthday is the next day, which is kinda ironic seeing that I NEVER KNEW MY FATHER.  at least i have max, even though he would have never remembered my birthday without it having to do something with him. I'M NOT BITTER
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| May 27th, 2003 05:29 PM | |
| Protoclown |
Damn. I thought that was the day Max was going to come down to Virginia and rid me of my virginity.
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| May 27th, 2003 05:14 PM | |
| sspadowsky |
I hope Happy Spoon comes in and kills everybody. OK, at least a couple of people. ________ Nsr50 |
| May 27th, 2003 04:42 PM | |
| mburbank |
MARK YOUR CALENDARS! JUNE 15! Sunday, June 15'th, will see the debut of the first ever Max Burbank Written and Directed.... Unitarian Sunday School Pageant. I shit you not. |
