I told my girlfriend that I'm going back to school. She seemed really excited and then asked me what I was going for. I told her women.
Nov 10th, 2009 04:34 PM
MattJack
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU DONT GOT SKILLZ?
Nov 8th, 2009 11:40 PM
Fathom Zero
LIFE'S DEALING ME CURVEBALLS, BUT I'M NOT LETTING THEM GET ME DOWN
Nov 8th, 2009 11:17 PM
Terra
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
I don't believe you got the point that I was going to piss all over her gap-toothed face.
Sorry babe.
Missed you. Howya doin??
Nov 8th, 2009 10:58 PM
Sam
that sounds very serene, like having a picnic down by a creek
Nov 8th, 2009 10:45 PM
Fathom Zero
I don't believe you got the point that I was going to piss all over her gap-toothed face.
Nov 8th, 2009 10:30 PM
Terra
Your dick is THAT small that it would slip between her teeth???
Awsnap! Don't go there babydoll.
Nov 8th, 2009 10:10 PM
Fathom Zero
Naw, but she's got a gap in her teeth that'd make a whistling sound with my urine.
Nov 8th, 2009 09:26 PM
Sam
Fathom, did you pee inside of that stalker chick? It's the only way to make sure she'll leave you alone for good.
Nov 8th, 2009 08:10 PM
Fathom Zero
Nothing like a little liquid discipline.
Nov 8th, 2009 07:41 PM
Sam
WHERE IS DIXIE WITH ALL THIS TALK OF PISSING ON THINGS?
Nov 8th, 2009 06:21 PM
kahljorn
so your friend sean pisses himself when he's drunk?
ugh drunks with peeing problems are so gross. My brotherinlaw pees on doors for god knows what reason when he gets really drunk.
Nov 8th, 2009 03:24 PM
Fathom Zero
Piss: Taste the Difference
Nov 8th, 2009 12:00 PM
Sam
Nov 8th, 2009 11:59 AM
Shrubfest
She must also have been drunk. Could she not taste the difference? And if the dude I was licking passed out, I'd draw on him and move on.
Nov 8th, 2009 11:38 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost
This girl was going down on my friend Sean. Sean was drunk and passed out during this. He ended up peeing in her mouth but she didn't realize it at first because she thought he was coming. Backseat of a car too.
Nov 6th, 2009 02:05 PM
Dimnos
That is why you make sure you are at her place. On her bed.
Nov 6th, 2009 01:53 PM
Zomboid
Peeing in a girl would kinda gross me out, I think. I mean, once you have your dick in a girl's vag, there's not a lot of room in there for much else... which means if you started to pee, it'd come leaking out like water from a cracked dam.
Nov 2nd, 2009 04:08 PM
Dimnos
Nov 2nd, 2009 04:08 PM
Sam
Isn't there some movie where a dude is talking about how he pissed in a girl to wash his jizz out of her and it traumatized him because she reacted so poorly?
Nov 2nd, 2009 12:00 PM
Dimnos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zomboid
I wanna piss on a girl some time . Not to get off on it, but if it's a girl I really hate or something but still manage to get in the sack, I wanna pee on her.
On? What about in?
Nov 2nd, 2009 02:08 AM
Fathom Zero
Oct 26th, 2009 11:23 AM
Chojin
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zomboid
Not to get off on it, but if it's a girl I really hate or something but still manage to get in the sack, I wanna pee on her.
This is often what I visualize to get things going in a public urinal.
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