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Feb 21st, 2008 07:50 PM
Emu I would've fucking banned you for that one.
Feb 21st, 2008 07:09 PM
Dr. Octogonopus The spartan laser is pretty damn awesome. It's fun to see how long it takes your teammates to start killing you when you yell 'SHOOP DA WOOP!" every time you fire it.
Feb 19th, 2008 11:42 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost The Crissaegrim(main)/ Rune Sword(off-hand): SOTN
The Nail Bat: FF7
Dixie Kong's Hair: DKC2
Nightmare's Oar: Soul Calibur 2
Biggoron's sword: Ocarina of time
General Custer: Custer's Revenge
Slapper (License to Kill): Goldeneye
Bob Hoskins Fists: Who framed Roger Rabbit
Kraken Club: FFXI
The Rambo Gun(When you fire it you yell): Metal Gear Solid 3
Ward's Anchor: FF8
Goo Titan Sword: BoF3
Legendary Bat: Earthbound

and last but not least....

The Concrete Donkey: Worms, World Tour
Feb 12th, 2008 02:04 AM
Grossenschwamm Best weapon in videogame history? Mario's hammer from Donkey Kong.
Feb 12th, 2008 01:20 AM
darkvare my sister once hit me with a hammer in the head
also best weapon kirby ovbiously he can copy everything
Feb 12th, 2008 12:59 AM
Samfucius Ultimate video game weapon? Thats easy. You ever been hit with a N64 controller, complete with rumble pack?

Brutal, just brutal.

Just ask my sister,
Feb 11th, 2008 05:31 PM
Fat_Hippo
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The coolest weapon in video game history imo would be the red turtle shell (Super Mario Kart). Either that, or Qh4# in Chessmaster 9000.
What the hell is a Qh4#? A Queen on the h4 field?
Feb 11th, 2008 09:38 AM
Pep The coolest weapon in video game history imo would be the red turtle shell (Super Mario Kart). Either that, or Qh4# in Chessmaster 9000.
Feb 10th, 2008 06:12 AM
Zomboid FIGHT 4 YOUR RIGHT 2 PARTY, HIPPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 10th, 2008 05:57 AM
Fat_Hippo No.
Feb 9th, 2008 10:06 PM
HickMan shutup
Feb 9th, 2008 03:57 PM
Fat_Hippo
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The best weapon ever is the LONGEVITY of this thread I don't even remember starting. I beat the internet and all of you fags that don't thing the shotgun from DOOM isnt the best weapon ever.
Doom 1/2 or 3. Single or double-Barrel (if we're talking about Doom 1/2)?
Feb 1st, 2008 08:25 AM
Zomboid PEGGY HILL'S WHOOPIN' PADDLE

Feb 1st, 2008 12:17 AM
HickMan The best weapon ever is the LONGEVITY of this thread I don't even remember starting. I beat the internet and all of you fags that don't thing the shotgun from DOOM isnt the best weapon ever.
Jan 30th, 2008 06:01 PM
EisigerBiskuit Shadow Warrior's sword. Slicesliceswoosh
Jan 30th, 2008 12:48 PM
Guitar Woman Oh man, Home Run Bat from the Smash Bros. games.

The scream sound effect when you send some poor bastard flying into oblivion is still shit satisfying.
Jan 30th, 2008 12:30 PM
WhiteRat Bo Jackson from Tecmo Bowl. Coming in at a close second would have to be Michael Vick from Madden 2005.
Jan 23rd, 2008 12:09 PM
Kingofeurope The hammer from Donkey Kong.
Jan 21st, 2008 12:32 PM
Hangie a wet noodle in that bobobo gameboy game
Jan 21st, 2008 11:43 AM
Fat_Hippo Arcanum: 2-handed sword if you're playing an ogre with really high strength. You could chop fuckin' bears in half with it! Literally in half! How cool is that?
Medieval 2: Total War: Elephant Artillery. Okay, I never really got to use them, but come on, cannons mounted on elephants? Damn, that just kicks pure ass. (Okay, basically that's a unit, but gimme a break)
Can't think of anything else right now.
Jan 20th, 2008 06:08 PM
Super Llama The Pancor Jackhammer from Fallout Tactics.
Greatest shotgun ever.
Jan 19th, 2008 02:43 AM
leathco Boogermans boogers and farts. Really, when your flatulance and nose goblins can kill people, you're just awesome.
Jan 18th, 2008 10:18 PM
Spetsnaz Dig Dug's lil air pump.
Jan 18th, 2008 09:40 PM
Slick Willy Definitely the shotgun from half life two and up. Not the most innovative weapon, but still shit useful.
the gravity gun rocked, too.
Jan 18th, 2008 04:52 PM
Girl Drink Drunk The Sword of Dawn from SOTN was pretty weak, but spawning archers, knights, and mages with it to do your bidding was a cool idea.
Also, the rocket launcher from Halo 2 cause you could lock onto vehicles with it.
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