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Jun 15th, 2003 03:10 AM
UnDeath I try to cut my time around children to as little as possible, before I cut them to as little as possible.
Jun 15th, 2003 02:30 AM
Yep. I'm dumb, help me.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp. Meeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Really, did you read what i said, or what?
I know yer super-smart time must be invaluable, but i just want to know why, really. Pretend that i'm 5 yrs old if it helps you out- self explantorize me.
You're so much better than me anyway.
Jun 15th, 2003 01:27 AM
UnDeath gee. I kinda thought that it was self explanatory.
Jun 15th, 2003 01:26 AM
Cap'n Crunch Even I wouldn't say something that stupid.
Jun 15th, 2003 01:21 AM
Yep. I like potato chips, and if you disagree with me, you obviously don't understand what i'm saying. My argument is flawless, like Bruce Willis in "Moonlighting", or Van Damme in "Lionheart". How's that for a rational argument?
In any case, calling me dumb is just stupid if you can't offer anything more compelling. If i'm so dumb, tell me why, help me learn to be more like you, so i can be undumb. HEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Jun 14th, 2003 10:27 PM
Anonymous
Re: If you were thinking green you'd have already killed you

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Originally Posted by Yep.
Since my species was created by nature, isn't everything it does natural?
The earth made the mistake of allowing such an ignorant, shortsighted, destructive species to reach the top of the food chain. I think anything that our species does to the earth and ourselves lies within the realm of nature, and is consequently, nature's fault.
What's wrong with somebody driving an suv that gets ten miles to the gallon? It isn't their fault that they lack the inclination to consider the effects of their actions on a mass scale, it is "gaia's" fault. Humans are going to cause global extinction because humans are morons. And, really, that is all we ever could be.
As dumb as that was, it was still better than the script for the Matrix: Reloaded.
Jun 14th, 2003 08:06 AM
carey
the thread

internet + too much alcohol = threads like this
Jun 13th, 2003 09:42 PM
sadie if people are stupid and yep is a person, then yep is stupid. hence, this theory sucks arse. just like yep.
Jun 12th, 2003 02:48 PM
Esuohlim DOUBLE POST SPONEBOB
Jun 12th, 2003 02:45 PM
Esuohlim DOUBLE POST SPONEBOB
Jun 12th, 2003 02:45 PM
Esuohlim DOUBLE POST SPONGEBOB
Jun 12th, 2003 12:14 PM
Matt Harty I hope a meteor hits the earth right now.
Jun 12th, 2003 10:26 AM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
I love roffles!
With ridges

I don't think that Gaia fucks up anything. The earth just moves through a variety of states based on when certain condition reach a maximum level et voila a different state. It just so happens that we're the thing that will cause the push over to the next state. Nothing to get hung about ... Strawberry Fields forever.
Jun 12th, 2003 10:26 AM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
I love roffles!
With ridges

I don't think that Gaia fucks up anything. The earth just moves through a variety of states based on when certain condition reach a maximum level et voila a different state. It just so happens that we're the thing that will cause the push over to the next state. Nothing to get hung about ... Strawberry Fields forever.
Jun 11th, 2003 10:31 PM
Evil Robot And how much of it did you inhale? An entire bottle? jesus dude you might have brain damage.
Jun 11th, 2003 10:28 PM
Sethomas If I remember correctly, we're about 11% carbon.
Jun 11th, 2003 10:10 PM
Evil Robot The Romans my have given us indoor plumbing, but the Ramones gave us carbona and that ain't not bad.
Jun 11th, 2003 09:47 PM
Sethomas The Romans gave us that prerogative with indoor plumbing.
Jun 11th, 2003 09:45 PM
Jeanette X
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas
Over 99% of existing species went extinct before we even arrived here.
And we could be the next. We seem to be the only animal that will shit in it's own den.
Jun 11th, 2003 09:38 PM
Sethomas Over 99% of existing species went extinct before we even arrived here. Gaea has a long history of fucking things up without our help.
Jun 11th, 2003 09:00 PM
Evil Robot microwave DSL conflicts are a MAJOR problem for another day. As far as the humans owing the earth something, well this can only be settled in.......
[center:eb650e1526]THE PEOPLES COURT
Earth
vs.
The Humans

weekdays on fox[/center:eb650e1526]
Jun 11th, 2003 08:26 PM
Yep. I'm just saying that the idea that somehow humans "owe" the earth something fails to take into account both human nature, and the natural world. It is in our self interest to keep the planet in good condition, but humans as a species aren't capable anymore of undoing what we have already done. Most people don't care enough to actually be proactive with their own problems, much less the destruction of the environment.
I know my post doesn't ooze with the relevance and validity of everything else on this forum, like "Microwave DSL slowdown problems" or "why is the penis so ugly?," for example, but i really needed some contact with all you beautiful people and everything i wanted to say elsewhere was already said by other people. I just haaaaaaaaad to make this topic!
I'm also pretty sure that kinot's reply to my post was a coded way to say that he thinks i'm "hella fresh" and "totally punk rock".
Thanks kinot, don't worry, we'll always be friends.
Jun 11th, 2003 07:39 PM
Evil Robot
Quote:
Since my species was created by nature, isn't everything it does natural?
The earth made the mistake of allowing such an ignorant, shortsighted, destructive species to reach the top of the food chain. I think anything that our species does to the earth and ourselves lies within the realm of nature, and is consequently, nature's fault.
What's wrong with somebody driving an suv that gets ten miles to the gallon? It isn't their fault that they lack the inclination to consider the effects of their actions on a mass scale, it is "gaia's" fault. Humans are going to cause global extinction because humans are morons. And, really, that is all we ever could be.
What he meant to say is "Hi! I'm the new captain robo!"
Jun 11th, 2003 06:45 PM
jin I like the view of life from "illusions" by Richard Bach(?).

"We are all free to do whatever we want."

Life is just entertainment, The world just a big movie theatre in which you enter by choosing to believe in time and space.

No consequences, no morals, just do whatever you like cause it feels good to do.
Jun 11th, 2003 03:12 PM
The Retro Kat I like roffles with whipped cream and strawberries on them.
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