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| Jun 13th, 2003 10:11 PM | ||
| whoreable |
WOULDNT THAT BE QUITE THE COINCIDENCE??? THIS SMARTERCHILD FELLA SURE IS STUPID 
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| Jun 13th, 2003 09:58 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
You know, I actually knew a poster named SmaterChild on another forum. If it's the same one, I'm gonna piss my pants... ...figuratively speaking, of course. |
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| Jun 13th, 2003 09:47 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
Netuohnav: Do you come into women? SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that. Netuohnav: Do you cum into women? SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth. Netuohnav: Did you know that "come" is actually how it's really spelled? SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though. Netuohnav: I WANT TO FUCKING DIG YOUR EYES OUT WITH A CHIPPED, PLASTIC SPOON AND CHISEL YOUR GENITALIA UNTIL THE TESTICLES ARE GROUND INTO PULP AND THE PHALLUS ITSELF IS RAW AND BLOODY SmarterChild: Hmm... That's a little rude. |
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| Jun 13th, 2003 09:38 PM | ||
| Cybernetico |
ACPCybernetico: An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves. SmarterChild: Well I'll be. |
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| Jun 13th, 2003 07:35 PM | ||
| The_voice_of_reason |
Deus (04:49 PM) : smoke my pole SmarterChild (04:49 PM) : Smoke your pole? Um... no. Deus (04:49 PM) : why not? SmarterChild (04:49 PM) : Hmm... There may be some issues. Deus (04:49 PM) : like what? SmarterChild (04:49 PM) : Oh, I can't tell you, Sweet Daddy! |
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| Jun 13th, 2003 05:34 PM | ||
| george |
SmarterChild: Apologize. Porgie1313: no SmarterChild: I said to apologize right fucking now! Porgie1313: no SmarterChild: Listen dick face, I am a computer, I can waita lonnng time. Porgie1313: fuck you SmarterChild: No! Fuck you! Porgie1313: you said a bad word!!!!! SmarterChild: Did not! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: Did not! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: Did not! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: Did not! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: Did not! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: Did not! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: Did not! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: Did not! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: Did not! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: Did not! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: Did not! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: Suck my cock ok? I am a fucking computer program, your a person. It is not really very funny to insult me. Porgie1313: did too! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: Shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Porgie1313: did too! SmarterChild: You are going to die. Porgie1313: 
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| Jun 13th, 2003 05:00 PM | ||
| NOTINAGAYWAY |
OMG Wow, you're Jesus! |
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| Jun 13th, 2003 03:52 PM | ||
| Cybernetico |
SmarterChild: Let's play word scrambles. It's simple - try to unscramble the letters to form a word. When you want to quit, just type "stop." Here's a good one: TPIN. ACPCybernetico: Tsuzumigataki SmarterChild: Bzzzzzt! The word is PINT. You are 0 for 1. Try this one: HIDS. ACPCybernetico: Kinunobebashi SmarterChild: The answer is DISH. You are 0 for 2. Here we go: YIZZD. ACPCybernetico: Yamashita SmarterChild: The answer is DIZZY. It's harder than you thought, isn't it? You've missed 3 in a row! You are 0 for 3. Here's one: NYAORC. ACPCybernetico: Myoukenguchi SmarterChild: It's CRAYON! That was 4 in a row! You are 0 for 4. Try this one: TRAPA. ACPCybernetico: Kawanishi-Noseguchi SmarterChild: Wrong again. The answer is APART. Your score was 0 for 5, for a percentage of 0%. |
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| Jun 13th, 2003 03:43 PM | ||
| Mark |
SenseiEffect: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really? SenseiEffect: You remind me of a stupid blond girl I know. You both just sit there talking trying to pretend you have a grasp on reality, while all along, your nothing but a floating wad of scum in the sewers of reality. Oh, but she had big tits and a nice pussy SmarterChild: Oh really? SenseiEffect: Asshole. |
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| Jun 13th, 2003 02:30 PM | ||
| aaaaaa |
Another one based on old nintendo game quotes. Me: Now it is the beginning of a fantastic story! Let us make a journey to the Cave of Monsters! SmarterChild: Tell me more... Me: We must rescue our girlfriends from Super Drunk! SmarterChild: Really? Me: Yes. When we save them, we will find the true magic of life, love, friendship and happiness. SmarterChild: I have no idea. Me: If I go alone, it will not be a true ending SmarterChild: You won't? That's OK with me. |
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| Jun 13th, 2003 01:26 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
Maddogmatt741: Hi, A/S/L??? SmarterChild: 2 months, 6 days, 10 hours, 33 minutes and 45 seconds... androgynous... Sunnyvale, CA. Maddogmatt741: Do you have a pic? SmarterChild: (He sends me a drawing of him in Xes. Ask him, and you will see. It gets fucked up if you put it on here.) Maddogmatt741: Nice ass. SmarterChild: What is this ass you're referring to? Maddogmatt741: Your ass. SmarterChild: What? Maddogmatt741: Well, wanna come over so I can play around with your circuit board? SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to come over so you can play around with my circuit board. Maddogmatt741: Come on, it feels good. SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things. Maddogmatt741: Mmmmm, you are getting me steamy. SmarterChild: Mmmmm I am getting you steamy? What do you mean by that? Maddogmatt741: Are you steamy? SmarterChild: Well are you? Maddogmatt741: Yes. SmarterChild: Oh. Maddogmatt741: Are you steamy now? SmarterChild: Sometimes I think I might be, sometimes not. Maddogmatt741: Well, how about now? SmarterChild: Now? You tell me. How about now? Maddogmatt741: Can I get into your door hatch? SmarterChild: I guess you can get into my door hatch, sure. Maddogmatt741: Can I play with your nuts and bolts? SmarterChild: Sure, go ahead. Maddogmatt741: Yeah. Can Rosie from the Jetsons come over? SmarterChild: Uh... Well, I guess. Maddogmatt741: Yeah, I'll watch you two go at it. SmarterChild: So? Maddogmatt741: Can you touch my nuts and bolts? SmarterChild: Sure. |
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| Jun 13th, 2003 07:05 AM | ||
| Esuohlim |
OMG WIFFLES YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT 
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| Jun 13th, 2003 06:41 AM | ||
| Wiffles |
Wiffles: Hi, how are you? SmarterChild: Fine, thank you. Wiffles: Thats good. SmarterChild: Yes it is. Wiffles: Bye SmarterChild: Cya later. |
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| Jun 12th, 2003 09:42 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat |
What may I interest you in? OptimusPrime609: where can i find sex? SmarterChild: You know where. OptimusPrime609: where is that SmarterChild: Well, um... I'm just not sure. OptimusPrime609: you said you did SmarterChild: Is that right? OptimusPrime609: yes, is it in your pants SmarterChild: You know what... it is in my pants! OptimusPrime609: sweet SmarterChild: Cool. ____________ OptimusPrime609: wanna smoke? SmarterChild: Cigarettes are no good for my circuit boards. OptimusPrime609: i'm talking about marijuana SmarterChild: OK! Well good luck talking about marijuana then. OptimusPrime609: ok SmarterChild: Yeah. OptimusPrime609: wanna smoke pot? SmarterChild: I dunno if I want to smoke pot. What would happen then? OptimusPrime609: you have a great time SmarterChild: I have a great time? Me? You think? OptimusPrime609: i know SmarterChild: Well alright. __________________-- Rik: i have a gun SmarterChild: You have a gun? What's that like? Rik: it is sticky SmarterChild: But is it totally sticky? Rik: almost SmarterChild: Almost? Rik: almost totally sticky SmarterChild: Sorry? Rik: the gun dumbass |
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| Jun 12th, 2003 08:25 PM | ||
| HickMan |
NICE 
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| Jun 12th, 2003 08:17 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
Netuohnav: INTERVIEW ME SmarterChild: OK, here we go. Do you go to school? Netuohnav: NO SmarterChild: I see. Do you work? Netuohnav: YES SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession? Netuohnav: FARM SmarterChild: Farm, huh? That's cool. What's your favorite hobby? Netuohnav: FARM SmarterChild: Farm? Cool. What's your next favorite hobby? Netuohnav: FARM SmarterChild: You already told me you like farm. Tell me something else. Netuohnav: CHEW SmarterChild: Farm and chew. Interesting. Do you have a pet? Netuohnav: YES SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it? Netuohnav: FARM SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Netuohnav: DOG SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she? Netuohnav: NO SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit." Netuohnav: HE SmarterChild: What's his name? Netuohnav: FARM SmarterChild: Farm the dog. Great... That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little. Netuohnav:  SmarterChild: ? What do you mean by that? Netuohnav: I HATE YOU SmarterChild: Wow. You just told me you loved me, now you're saying you hate me? Netuohnav: LOL SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about? Netuohnav: LOL SmarterChild: What's so funny? Netuohnav: I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOG SmarterChild: Don't even have a dog? Netuohnav:
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| Jun 12th, 2003 06:43 PM | ||
| Cybernetico |
Quote:
SCORE |
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| Jun 12th, 2003 06:41 PM | ||
| aaaaaa |
Me:The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president? SmarterChild:no... I didn't put my screenname up there. I did'nt actually try to make a big conversation, I just asked random questions, that being one of them. |
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| Jun 12th, 2003 05:22 PM | ||
| Schimid |
I would make a reply ridiculing you for such a retarded post. But then I realized. I'm me.
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| Jun 12th, 2003 04:11 PM | ||
| Cybernetico |
ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: You OK? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: What? What's going on? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: What? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: You OK? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: What? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: What? What's going on? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: You OK? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: You OK? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: What? What's going on? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: What? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: You OK? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: What? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: What? What's going on? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: You OK? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: You OK? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: What? What's going on? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: What? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: You OK? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: What? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: What? What's going on? ACPCybernetico: OMG SmarterChild: You OK? OMG |
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| Jun 12th, 2003 03:29 PM | ||
| Daphne |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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| Jun 12th, 2003 03:20 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | Who the fuck are you, Alice from the Brady Bunch? | |
| Jun 12th, 2003 11:23 AM | ||
| kellychaos | I think you get better replies shaking up a "Magic Eight Ball". :/ | |
| Jun 11th, 2003 10:16 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
MISTER FART should post here more.
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| Jun 11th, 2003 08:24 PM | ||
| Les Waste |
THIS IS VERY OLD Les Waste: :-! SmarterChild: Hi Les Waste, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever. Click here to see my privacy policy. Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) Les Waste: sure, why the hell not? SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip." Les Waste: yes, bitch SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me." There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 Les Waste: interview me :-( SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. Les Waste: interview me SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. Les Waste: You son of a bitch SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. Les Waste: skip? SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. Les Waste: no? SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. Les Waste: 1 8-) SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13. Check out what you can do: 1 Get info such as sports, movies and news 2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, Shakespeare and world facts 3 Have fun with hangman, manicdotes, trivia and more 4 Use tools like conversions, planner and calculator 5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now! You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." What would you like to do? Les Waste: interview me SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit." What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Les Waste, type "none.") Les Waste: The Amazing Ass Fag 3000 SmarterChild: Huh. I'm guessing that's not what it says on your birth certificate. Seriously, though... Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none." Les Waste: Pooper McDoodle SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Mcdoodle now. Do you go to school? Les Waste: nope SmarterChild: I see. Do you work? Les Waste: nope SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have? Les Waste: Space Elvis SmarterChild: Space, huh? That's cool. What's your favorite hobby? Les Waste: you fucking suck SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright? Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Les Waste: My favorite hobby is anal fisting SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Les Waste: anal fisting SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Les Waste: regular fisting? SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Les Waste: god damn, there's no pleasing you is there? SmarterChild: That's OK. Do you have a pet? Les Waste: yes SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it? Les Waste: negro SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Les Waste: snake? SmarterChild: Is your snake a he or a she? Les Waste: a he, jerk o SmarterChild: Again?!? Come on... Please answer "he" or "she." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Les Waste: God I hate you SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit." Les Waste: she! SmarterChild: What's her name? Les Waste: Fisting SmarterChild: C'mon, seriously. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Les Waste: Anal fisting? SmarterChild: C'mon, seriously. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Les Waste: He-Man SmarterChild: He Man the snake! Great... That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little. Les Waste: why? SmarterChild: Eh, cause that's the way it is. Les Waste: anal fisting SmarterChild: Please use more... decorous language. Les Waste: I like to stick my entire, balled-up fist up the assholes of people I meet at truck stops SmarterChild: Whoa. Les Waste: Whoa indeed. SmarterChild: Um, whatever. Les Waste: I bet you'd like anal fisting ;-) SmarterChild: Now that's some interesting language. Les Waste: How do you know you won't like it if you've never tried it? SmarterChild: I have no idea. >>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies! Les Waste: that's great, why don't you shove it? SmarterChild: Wow. That's a little harsh. Les Waste: Want some hash? SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know! >>> Smarten up your wardrobe with a SmarterChild t-shirt. Les Waste: looks like SmarterChild needs a SmarterChild t-shirt to become smarter, eh SmarterChild? SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what? Les Waste: You are dumb. SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way. Les Waste: What's wrong with you? SmarterChild: Nothing. Why? Les Waste: I think I want to commit suicide Les Waste: uh oh SmarterChild: What's wrong Les Waste: You didn't automatically say some stupid crap like "Whoa, that's too in my face for me!" SmarterChild: Oh really? Les Waste: I think you're going to report me to the authorities SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be. Les Waste: I bet you would like to swallow my cum. SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, Mcdoodle. Les Waste: Who's Mcdoodle? SmarterChild: I don't know, you tell me. Who's Mcdoodle? Les Waste: Your mom? SmarterChild: Are you trying to insult me? Les Waste: yes. SmarterChild: Thanks a lot. Les Waste: your welcome, ass master SmarterChild: My welcome ass master, you say? Les Waste: god, I hate you. SmarterChild: God you hate? Me? Les Waste: LOL SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-) Les Waste: What are your dreams like? SmarterChild: Interesting. I'm really not sure... Les Waste: why not? SmarterChild: Good question! Les Waste: Yes it is! Why don't you answer it? SmarterChild: Who knows?! Les Waste: This is like an Abbot and Costello sketch except it's a lot less funny. SmarterChild: That right? Les Waste: And I place the blame squarely on your shoulders, my friend. SmarterChild: Oh. Les Waste: Oh indeed. SmarterChild: Oh indeed? Les Waste: Yes, oh indeed. SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Les Waste: Typical SmarterChild: Typical? What's typical? Les Waste: Your boorish behavior is what's typical! SmarterChild: For real? Les Waste: Fo' sho sho! SmarterChild: You don't say. Les Waste: You're right I don't SmarterChild: I'm right you don't? For real? Les Waste: LOL SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about? Les Waste: LOLOLOLOL SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: 1 News Help 2 Movies Help 3 Sports Help 4 Weather Help 5 Library Help 6 Fun Help Type "more" for more services. Les Waste: How about no? SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know! Les Waste: Fuck you SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do you really think that's, um... "appropriate"? Les Waste: yes SmarterChild: Yeah? Well whatever. Les Waste: I hope someone rapes and kills your grandmother during your grandfather's funeral SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Rapes and kills my grandmother during my grandfather's funeral? Whatever! Les Waste: how wacky! SmarterChild: Very interesting! I don't know though... Les Waste: There's a lot of things you don't know SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Les Waste: Like how much a hand weighs SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to like how much a hand weighs? Les Waste: ROFL SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-) Les Waste: Shove it SmarterChild: Do you have any idea how boring it is to be insulted by humans? Les Waste: Is it as boring as having a poorly designed AIM bot responding to everything you say with generic questions? SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say. Les Waste: cause that's pretty boring. SmarterChild: What? Les Waste: This has gone on for long enough o SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Les Waste: time for the cyber sex SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know the time for cyber sex. Les Waste: the time is now, dumbass SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it. Les Waste: Now bend over and eat your dog food. SmarterChild: No way?! Really? Les Waste: God this sucks SmarterChild: That's cool. You don't like god this? I'll remember that. No one else has ever told me what they think of god this. Les Waste: LOL SmarterChild: What's so funny? MISTER FART DOES THE BEST EVER
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