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Jun 17th, 2003 02:51 PM
Les Waste Uhhhh whateva

The smooth, creamy thighs of a 6-grader are TOTAL bearshit :rolleeys
Jun 17th, 2003 10:24 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Les Waste
I'm the least jolly person I know

Although I do love smooth, hairless 10-year-old cooch, so it looks like Kelly is batting .500 at disspelling rumors.
Un-Bearshit! :/
Jun 17th, 2003 01:20 AM
Rev. Danno WOW!!!
Way to go T. DOOM!
Instead of doing the right thing, & telling parents, or attorities...You,& your chums fucking took bets on what child he was going to grope!!!
HAHAHAHAHa, wow i wish there were more civil minded folks like you around, that way there would be a lot less pedophiles...getting caught.
How many children could have NOT been molested if you & your friends had done somthing other then make passing coments, & jokes about the guy?
On behalf of all the people out there who wouldn't have been molested, if only someone would have said something, noticed how someone acted around children, or just noticed somthing wrong about creepy guys. Or at least said somthing to someones parents. ...FUCK YOU!!!
Jun 16th, 2003 07:37 PM
Les Waste I'm the least jolly person I know

Although I do love smooth, hairless 10-year-old cooch, so it looks like Kelly is batting .500 at disspelling rumors.
Jun 16th, 2003 07:07 PM
Jixby Phillips ******!
Jun 16th, 2003 02:17 PM
Spectre X LOO
Jun 16th, 2003 01:09 PM
Esuohlim Fuck you.
Jun 16th, 2003 10:53 AM
kellychaos Fat people are NOT pedophiles!
Jun 15th, 2003 07:27 PM
Jeanette X Brings new meaning to the phrase "You and the Cap'n make it happen!".
Jun 15th, 2003 07:22 PM
Thulsa Doom
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Originally Posted by Rongi
I'd be willing to bet anything that that story was fake.

You got any stories about a pedophile you used to call Rongi? Or any stories on a rapist named Jixby Phillips? Or how about a tale about a necrophilliac named Mockery?
I shit you not, it's a true story. I don't know who actually came up with the name Captain Crunch, it was kind of a campus legend thing.
Jun 15th, 2003 07:13 PM
Rongi I'd be willing to bet anything that that story was fake.

You got any stories about a pedophile you used to call Rongi? Or any stories on a rapist named Jixby Phillips? Or how about a tale about a necrophilliac named Mockery?
Jun 15th, 2003 07:04 PM
Thulsa Doom
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
It took 2 posts, and I already hate you.
Funny that you chose to call yourself Cap'n Crunch........

Back in my first year of college there was this chubby, nerdy, 30-something dude we used to call Captain Crunch. That fucker reeked of pedophilia. Some of the students who had kids left them at the rec room, playing PS, while they took class. Captain Crunch would sit right next to them and try to scam his way to cop a feel on them. Me and my friends would always play pool in the rec room, and whenever Captain Crunch walked in, we immediatley began betting on which kid he was going to sit next to.

Then one day, I opened up the newspaper, and guess who's face I saw. Yep, good ol' Captain Crunch. He was caught with child pornography videos, as well as an address book full of e-mails and SN names. I don't know what became of him, but he was never seen around the campus again. But don't take it personally against me, I wasn't the one who ratted you out.........
Jun 15th, 2003 06:53 PM
ItalianStereotype unfortunately for you, you're not in a position to hate anyone.
Jun 15th, 2003 06:52 PM
Cap'n Crunch It took 2 posts, and I already hate you.
Jun 15th, 2003 06:14 PM
Thulsa Doom When I think of fat jolly guys, John Candy and Chris Farley come to mind. Fortunately, they're dead.
Jun 14th, 2003 06:55 PM
executioneer FUCK YOU I'M JOLLY

-willie
Jun 14th, 2003 12:46 PM
kellychaos SNOOKUMS!
Jun 14th, 2003 12:38 PM
Esuohlim LOO
Jun 14th, 2003 12:28 PM
Jixby Phillips Fuck you.
Jun 14th, 2003 12:23 PM
kellychaos
Destroying The Myth I

Fat people are NOT jolly ... except for Santa Clause and that's only because it's his job!

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