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|Jan 29th, 2011 03:48 AM|
|Evil Robot||Coin operated bacon dispeser. Looks and functions like one of those hand dryers in public bathrooms. Bacon will be fed from a spool, past the heater coil, and into the customers bare hands. It will be cut into 1.5" x 75' strips on a special rotary cutting machine that rotates the pig while a blade cuts meat from the pig like a record needle cutting through a record. If a large electromagnet connected to the output of a powerful audio amplifer were affixed to the pig blade, one could record sound onto the pigs rotating carcass.|
|Jan 21st, 2011 11:25 PM|
|Ex Leper||Bacon bacon bacon, I'm making the moves on you.|
|Jan 21st, 2011 07:50 PM|
|Evil Robot||I heard that joke 20 years ago in the dinning car of an Amtrak train bound for Buffalo. I was going to a wedding.|
|Jan 21st, 2011 04:49 AM|
|Jan 21st, 2011 04:43 AM|
|Zhukov||I cannot believe how unfunny that guy is.|
|Jan 21st, 2011 03:38 AM|
|Jan 21st, 2011 01:29 AM|
|Shyandquietguy||Wait until they have a shiver then say "What's shakin, bacon?" Don't do this unless the person isn't fat or unless he is a homosexual and is your closer friend. But even then that's risky as he'll try to be on top next time!|
|Jan 21st, 2011 12:01 AM|
|Evil Robot||ALL YOUR BACON ARE BELONG TO US|
|Jan 20th, 2011 08:17 AM|
|Mad Melvin||disgustingly obese james bond walks into a bar and says bond james bond vodka martini bacon not stirred|
|Jan 18th, 2011 10:22 AM|
|Jan 16th, 2011 09:57 PM|
So a French couple, an Italian couple, and a Polish couple go out to dinner.
Thhe French husband says to his wife "pass the honey, honey."
The Italian man says to his wife "Pass the sugar, sweety."
The polish guy, not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife "pass the bacon you fat fucking pig".
|Jan 16th, 2011 08:58 AM|
WHATS GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE BACON
KERMIT THE FROGS FINGER
|Jan 16th, 2011 08:37 AM|
|Jan 16th, 2011 08:30 AM|
guy: nurse im suffering from bacon disease!
|Jan 15th, 2011 10:44 PM|
|Fathom Zero||three bacons walk into a bar and slid off|
|Jan 15th, 2011 10:30 PM|
|Babs||this is bacon me crazy|
|Jan 15th, 2011 10:28 PM|
|Tadao||Bacon is no joke.|
|Jan 15th, 2011 08:18 PM|
why did the stoner slaughter a pig when he got out of bed
because he wanted to wake and bake(con)
|Jan 15th, 2011 08:13 PM|
|kahljorn||don't bacon it|
|Jan 15th, 2011 07:22 PM|
Wanted: Bacon Jokes
Tell me your best bacon related joke!