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| Jun 10th, 2011 02:57 AM | ||
| Chojin | old people unknowingly repeating the same sentences and routines makes me think about fate and free will. then i stop being a faggot and lift weights. | |
| Jun 7th, 2011 04:26 AM | ||
| LordSappington |
Another Randall's related incident(s): We get this older lady, maybe in her 50-60's, once every week or two. She always wears worn-down clothes, like she got them at Goodwill eight years ago. Whenever she comes in, she always scours the coupon/sale newspaper, and ends up buying loaded baked potato salad. She always goes on and on about how damn good it is, and is practically leaning into the case and licking her lips, like it's some orgasmic culinary experience. After I hand her the cup, she'll ask why we don't have the taco pasta salad anymore, to which I always reply with the effect of "You're the only fucking person who bought it and it wasted our money.'' She will then look at the items in the hot case, decide loudly that they are two expensive, and skulk away, scouring. I fucking hate her. |
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| Jun 6th, 2011 02:41 PM | ||
| Colonel Flagg | NARCISSIST! | |
| Jun 6th, 2011 12:50 PM | ||
| Tadao | ALL THREADS ARE ALL ABOUT ME! | |
| Jun 6th, 2011 01:48 AM | ||
| kahljorn | a truly creepy individuals | |
| Jun 6th, 2011 12:38 AM | ||
| Kitsa | Well, there goes that. | |
| Jun 5th, 2011 09:47 PM | ||
| Dingus Knucklehumper |
You assume I'm using a PC. We should never assume. I made a few assumptions my first 24 hours or so about this site and we all saw how that turned out. 
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| Jun 5th, 2011 02:33 PM | ||
| Pram Maven |
Monitor->little button thingies->horizontal adjust You can make it as skinny as you want it. |
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| Jun 5th, 2011 01:39 PM | ||
| Dingus Knucklehumper | Yes I am. I don't really care for the one long sentence all the way across my screen effect. | |
| Jun 5th, 2011 09:09 AM | ||
| ThrashO |
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| Jun 5th, 2011 08:33 AM | ||
| Colonel Flagg | WHAT YOU SAY! | |
| Jun 5th, 2011 07:53 AM | ||
| Pentegarn | You forgot to throw in an "all your base" reference | |
| Jun 5th, 2011 04:01 AM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | Real whimsical people are suffering because of the likes of you. Lol, I'm random. Giant Panda, Gary Busey, Midget Mobile, Dingus Knucklehumper, internet stuff, Chuck Norris, something else. Probably something about ninjas or something else stupid. | |
| Jun 4th, 2011 05:16 PM | ||
| Pentegarn |
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| Jun 4th, 2011 04:53 PM | ||
| Dingus Knucklehumper |
Why thank you kind readers. Not everyone appreciates nonsensical whimsy for its own sake. I highly suspect some type of genetic flaw to be the culprit. Alas We are nowhere near a cure. |
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| Jun 4th, 2011 03:40 PM | ||
| Pentegarn |
I give it , 2 trophies, and 3 zugs
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| Jun 4th, 2011 03:25 PM | ||
| Colonel Flagg | WACKY! | |
| Jun 4th, 2011 03:19 PM | ||
| executioneer | hilarious | |
| Jun 4th, 2011 09:04 AM | ||
| Dingus Knucklehumper |
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with the vendor over booth credit for the slightly used condoms that we picked up at the swap meet. Jip |
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| Jun 3rd, 2011 02:36 PM | ||
| Colonel Flagg |
I would tend to agree, Kit. I myself have had periods of time where I would have sworn that I was being stalked by religious zealots for the number of times I was accosted with pamphlets, tracts or even just a small printed card. My theory is that most of us would sound stupid regaling these tales on this fine forum; You just does it much better than most. 
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| Jun 3rd, 2011 07:21 AM | ||
| Kitsa |
Oh, I'm a regular nutter magnet. But really my theory is that this happens to everyone and I just talk about it more. |
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| Jun 3rd, 2011 01:16 AM | ||
| Zhukov | Kitsa, you get more nutters in your life than me, and that is honestly something. | |
| Jun 2nd, 2011 10:56 PM | ||
| Kitsa | I was thinking that it was either made up bullshit on there, or he'd stolen it from someone legitimate. | |
| Jun 2nd, 2011 06:49 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
GIMME BACK MY BIDNESS CARD.. THAT COST FIFTUH CENS |
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| Jun 2nd, 2011 05:56 PM | ||
| Colonel Flagg |
You can't make this shit up.
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