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Jun 10th, 2011 02:57 AM
Chojin old people unknowingly repeating the same sentences and routines makes me think about fate and free will. then i stop being a faggot and lift weights.
Jun 7th, 2011 04:26 AM
LordSappington Another Randall's related incident(s): We get this older lady, maybe in her 50-60's, once every week or two. She always wears worn-down clothes, like she got them at Goodwill eight years ago. Whenever she comes in, she always scours the coupon/sale newspaper, and ends up buying loaded baked potato salad. She always goes on and on about how damn good it is, and is practically leaning into the case and licking her lips, like it's some orgasmic culinary experience. After I hand her the cup, she'll ask why we don't have the taco pasta salad anymore, to which I always reply with the effect of "You're the only fucking person who bought it and it wasted our money.'' She will then look at the items in the hot case, decide loudly that they are two expensive, and skulk away, scouring.
I fucking hate her.
Jun 6th, 2011 02:41 PM
Colonel Flagg NARCISSIST!
Jun 6th, 2011 12:50 PM
Jun 6th, 2011 01:48 AM
kahljorn a truly creepy individuals
Jun 6th, 2011 12:38 AM
Kitsa Well, there goes that.
Jun 5th, 2011 09:47 PM
Dingus Knucklehumper You assume I'm using a PC. We should never assume. I made a few assumptions my first 24 hours or so about this site and we all saw how that turned out.
Jun 5th, 2011 02:33 PM
Pram Maven Monitor->little button thingies->horizontal adjust

You can make it as skinny as you want it.
Jun 5th, 2011 01:39 PM
Dingus Knucklehumper Yes I am. I don't really care for the one long sentence all the way across my screen effect.
Jun 5th, 2011 09:09 AM
Originally Posted by Dingus Knucklehumper View Post
Why thank you kind readers.
Not everyone appreciates nonsensical whimsy for its own sake.
I highly suspect some type of genetic flaw to be the culprit.


We are nowhere near a cure.
Are you sizing your posts down to make em skinnier? The website does that for you ya know.
Jun 5th, 2011 08:33 AM
Colonel Flagg WHAT YOU SAY!
Jun 5th, 2011 07:53 AM
Pentegarn You forgot to throw in an "all your base" reference
Jun 5th, 2011 04:01 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Real whimsical people are suffering because of the likes of you. Lol, I'm random. Giant Panda, Gary Busey, Midget Mobile, Dingus Knucklehumper, internet stuff, Chuck Norris, something else. Probably something about ninjas or something else stupid.
Jun 4th, 2011 05:16 PM
Originally Posted by Dingus Knucklehumper View Post
Why readers
Not appreciates nonsensical whimsy
Because your 'whimsy' sucks. Next question
Jun 4th, 2011 04:53 PM
Dingus Knucklehumper Why thank you kind readers.
Not everyone appreciates nonsensical whimsy for its own sake.
I highly suspect some type of genetic flaw to be the culprit.


We are nowhere near a cure.
Jun 4th, 2011 03:40 PM
Pentegarn I give it , 2 trophies, and 3 zugs
Jun 4th, 2011 03:25 PM
Colonel Flagg WACKY!
Jun 4th, 2011 03:19 PM
executioneer hilarious
Jun 4th, 2011 09:04 AM
Dingus Knucklehumper
Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
You know, I've bought stuff at yard sales and, as an emptor, I fully caveat'ed. If it broke I figured, "Oh well, no biggy, I got it at a garage sale."
I guess then that me and my pregnant girlfriend won't bother haggling
with the vendor over booth credit for the slightly used condoms that we
picked up at the swap meet.

Jun 3rd, 2011 02:36 PM
Colonel Flagg I would tend to agree, Kit. I myself have had periods of time where I would have sworn that I was being stalked by religious zealots for the number of times I was accosted with pamphlets, tracts or even just a small printed card. My theory is that most of us would sound stupid regaling these tales on this fine forum; You just does it much better than most.
Jun 3rd, 2011 07:21 AM
Kitsa Oh, I'm a regular nutter magnet.

But really my theory is that this happens to everyone and I just talk about it more.
Jun 3rd, 2011 01:16 AM
Zhukov Kitsa, you get more nutters in your life than me, and that is honestly something.
Jun 2nd, 2011 10:56 PM
Kitsa I was thinking that it was either made up bullshit on there, or he'd stolen it from someone legitimate.
Jun 2nd, 2011 06:49 PM

Jun 2nd, 2011 05:56 PM
Colonel Flagg You can't make this shit up.
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