| Jul 24th, 2011 08:24 PM |
| creeposaurus |
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| Jul 24th, 2011 06:57 PM |
| k0k0 |
No, they looked at me with the whole "We're over here trying to treat emergencies but instead we gotta mess with this sex perv's dick" look.
I didn't even know the girl was a whore. I'd been seeing her for a month and a half before we got to the sexing, but apparently she had her issues. The worst part was the center for disease control calling my mom's house and asking for me. I had to make up some shit about getting a bladder infection and them checking if it was something else, but it wasn't. I'm sure she believed that all of two seconds.
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| Jul 24th, 2011 06:46 PM |
| 10,000 Volt Ghost |
 With that "what whore did you fuck" look in their eyes.
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| Jul 24th, 2011 05:12 PM |
| k0k0 |
Well, it starts with pissing blood and ends with the doctors at the hospital looking at you meanly after they announce that you've got chlamydia. I'm not taking my chances anymore. It could have been aids.
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| Jul 24th, 2011 04:37 PM |
| 10,000 Volt Ghost |
That bad huh?
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| Jul 24th, 2011 03:05 PM |
| k0k0 |
I have pretty high standards after getting the clap due to my low standards. It's amazing what having a q-tip shoved down your piss hole will do to your psyche. Never again! And before someone suggests using a condom, I did.
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| Jul 24th, 2011 03:01 PM |
| creeposaurus |
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| Jul 24th, 2011 03:50 AM |
| Sam |
FLORIDA SUCKS, THE ONLY THING COOL ABOUT IT IS THAT YOU CAN KILL YOUR CHILD AND THEN GET RICH.
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| Jul 23rd, 2011 05:31 PM |
| creeposaurus |
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| Jul 23rd, 2011 12:35 AM |
| k0k0 |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Robot II
Buy a boaat and join a marina. Thats where the best parties are.
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Yeah, plus you can take ladies out on the water and really, they can't refuse your advances because of the implications. Get yourself a couple of tasty treats.
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| Jul 22nd, 2011 10:22 PM |
| Evil Robot II |
Buy a boaat and join a marina. Thats where the best parties are.
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| Jul 22nd, 2011 10:10 PM |
| Colonel Flagg |
The one good thing about Florida is ....
wait, there is nothing good about Florida.
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| Jul 22nd, 2011 09:36 PM |
| creeposaurus |
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| Jul 22nd, 2011 08:08 PM |
| Pentegarn |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
In Florida everyone is a racist.
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Pram Maven moved to Florida?
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| Jul 22nd, 2011 07:11 PM |
| Sam |
In Florida everyone is a racist.
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| Jul 22nd, 2011 07:08 PM |
| creeposaurus |
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| Jul 22nd, 2011 07:06 PM |
| Sam |
In Florida the air is made out of farts and it will choke you to DEATH.
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| Jul 22nd, 2011 07:02 PM |
| creeposaurus |
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| Jul 22nd, 2011 06:14 PM |
| Sam |
NOPE, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING FROM FLORIDA INFECTING THE REST OF MY BEAUTIFUL UNITED STATES OF GODDAMN AMERICA.
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| Jul 22nd, 2011 03:20 PM |
| creeposaurus |
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| Jul 21st, 2011 09:55 PM |
| Sam |
I JUST GOT BACK FROM FLORIDA, IT'S THE WORST.
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| Jul 21st, 2011 01:37 PM |
| creeposaurus |
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| Jul 20th, 2011 11:02 PM |
| Womti |
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| Jul 14th, 2011 04:50 PM |
| WhiteRat |
I lived in the panhandle on the coast near Panama City for 2 years. 5 minutes from the white sand beaches and more tatas than you could possibly imagine. The only downside was that it was a little too close to Bama but oh well. I wish I never left.
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| Jul 9th, 2011 11:19 PM |
| Colonel Flagg |
I knew I could count on you! 
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