| Dec 22nd, 2023 05:21 AM |
| LordSappington |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I remember when I was the biggest virgin on I-Mockery, and, arguably, I still might be  |
NOPE THAT'S ME
I mean I'm not a virgin, but I haven't dated in years
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| Sep 1st, 2022 05:22 PM |
| Esuohlim |
My oldest started kindergarten and my youngest just turned 2, I'll be 35 in a month, and in six months I'll have had been registered on this message board for 20 years.
I remember when I was the biggest virgin on I-Mockery, and, arguably, I still might be
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| Sep 1st, 2022 12:52 PM |
| Dr. V |
What are you guys up to? My oldest just started 1st grade and my youngest just started pre-school. I'm closing in on 40!
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| Jun 28th, 2021 05:48 PM |
| Dr. V |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao
Fake banter that leads to a frantic screaming, then disappointment followed up with a food segment?
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That plus a looming sense of knowing you're being lied to.
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| Oct 20th, 2019 02:47 PM |
| Tadao |
Fake banter that leads to a frantic screaming, then disappointment followed up with a food segment?
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| Oct 18th, 2019 01:08 PM |
| Dr. V |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao
So what's it like. You know. Having sex?
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It's a lot like watching the news.
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| Oct 18th, 2019 01:03 PM |
| Dr. V |
You guys want pictures, ok fine sheesh!
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| Jul 6th, 2019 10:17 PM |
| Nick |
Still?
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| Jun 27th, 2019 06:36 PM |
| Tadao |
ZBF still can't understand the basics like, fitting in, how time works, how GW is really is a 15yo girl and basic hygiene.
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| Jun 23rd, 2019 04:51 PM |
| zeldasbiggestfan |
We're all getting old, what the fuck man
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| Jun 23rd, 2019 04:49 PM |
| Esuohlim |
gross 
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| Jun 23rd, 2019 03:51 PM |
| Tadao |
So what's it like. You know. Having sex?
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| Jun 21st, 2019 10:19 PM |
| Esuohlim |
Yeah I procreated too
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| Jun 17th, 2019 05:50 PM |
| Dr. V |
Oh we had another one.
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| Jun 9th, 2017 02:07 PM |
| Dr. V |
I'm a daddy.
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| Nov 6th, 2016 10:36 AM |
| Esuohlim |
Dr. V died in his sleep after a five-month battle with cancer you shithead
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| Nov 3rd, 2016 09:58 AM |
| Cosmo Electrolux |
anything? anything?
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| Oct 7th, 2015 03:12 PM |
| Cosmo Electrolux |
Well, I'm back. Any updates?
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| Mar 29th, 2014 04:35 PM |
| Cosmo Electrolux |
it was about 15 years ago...and no form, just a fee. I coughed up my $30 so I'm no longer pink in Bob's eyes.
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| Mar 28th, 2014 06:05 PM |
| Tadao |
Are you really? I suppose it's just a form and a fee.
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| Mar 28th, 2014 04:34 PM |
| Cosmo Electrolux |
I'm an ordained Subgenius minister...
Whoa...he could be on that sister wife show....
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| Mar 28th, 2014 12:20 PM |
| Tadao |
I wonder what church they met at? Was it Scientology? Was it the church of the subgenius? Is he mormon and can have more than 1 wife? Maybe satanic and they already sacrificed their first born. 
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| Mar 28th, 2014 12:03 PM |
| Cosmo Electrolux |
message sent. I'll drop by in a couple of years to see what he said. 
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| Mar 27th, 2014 06:53 PM |
| Cosmo Electrolux |
no...I guess I could. We'll see what happens.
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| Mar 27th, 2014 06:48 PM |
| Tadao |
Did you IM him? I think he might get an email.
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