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Jul 12th, 2003 11:54 AM
Spectre X then you clearly haven't realized that you've falen in our trap already, because, see, by posting here you have already become one of us AND SEALED YOUR FATE!!!! HHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHahahhhaahhahahahaahahahahhahahhaahahahahahahahahhahaaaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa..........
Jul 12th, 2003 10:10 AM
Geggy
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Poor Geggy.
yes, poor me. I've been going through celibacy for the past 3 months now and I'm going insane. I haven't even found a summer romance for this summer. Somebody help. I'm afraid of ending up like one of you.
Jul 9th, 2003 05:14 PM
pjalne The only way to spell is name is in kyrillic letters, anything in the Latin alphabet will just be an interpretation. I think it's usually spelled Gorbachev in England and the US, while most Western Euroepean countires write Gorbatsjov.

If memory serves me right, that is from Zangief's ending in SFII.
Jul 9th, 2003 05:07 PM
Spectre X maybe, don't know how to spell his name.

Anyhoo, you can tell by that giant birthmark on his head.
Jul 8th, 2003 04:26 AM
executioneer do you mean Gorbachev? :/

-willie
Jul 7th, 2003 12:11 PM
Spectre X the Russian Dance fellow in FS' sig is former president Gorbatsjov (sp?)
Jul 7th, 2003 11:44 AM
Esuohlim
Jul 6th, 2003 05:57 PM
Ninjavenom When Fatty says that, i imagine the little russian-dance fellow in his sig saying that while dancing. LOL.
Jul 6th, 2003 03:02 PM
FS You should rape her. From the sound of what she looks like, she's ASKING for it.
Jul 6th, 2003 02:10 PM
Jeanette X Poor Geggy.
Jul 6th, 2003 01:56 PM
Geggy It just slipped out. I mean, what was a girl supposed to expect from a guy's reaction if she's going to say 'blow pops' while she's wearing ruby red lipsticks and a sexy blouse? I just turned numbed and lost control of every bit of my own mechanism. I bet, in a way, she did it intentionally to set me up for my own humility.
Jul 6th, 2003 12:54 PM
Jeanette X Did you say blow jobs on purpose or did it just slip out?
Jul 6th, 2003 10:26 AM
Geggy Let me just say this, I'm extremely lucky she wasn't a total bitch, otherwise she would've sued, but she didn't.
Jul 6th, 2003 07:31 AM
Spectre X you actually said that didn't you?
Jul 6th, 2003 05:30 AM
Geggy
Nervousness leads to mishaps

Last week, at work, I was walking up to this drop dead gorgeous sales person lady who's sitting behind her desk. I took one of candy out of the bowl on the counter of her desk then asked what her favorite candy was.
"Blow Pops" she says.
"So you like blow jobs? I like a good blow job...escpecially the cherry kind."

She got me good.

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