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| Jul 9th, 2003 01:21 AM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
1. Break a beer bottle IN ANGER.  2. Take a bullet for someone. 3. Perform the Angry Dragon ( Get a blowjob, then at the moment of ejaculation punch the girl/boy in the stomache, causing a regurgitation which will shoot the sperm into the victims nasal cavity causing hot sticky gizz to come out of said victims nose) 4. Give a girl a necklace I've been saving since I was 12 and have her get all emotional about it then watch Strangers with Candy/ Family Guy on DVD and eat Kettle popcorn (Best possible date ever). 5. Punch a televangelist in the face screaming "HEAL" every time I hit him. |
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| Jul 8th, 2003 11:36 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat |
1. Get 7 more blowjobs. 2. Get 7 more fucks. 3. Get 7 the movie. 4. Walk around naked for a whole week. 5. Jack off to the accindent with the train involving kahl. 6. Severly beat the shit out of the noob, Mike. |
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| Jul 8th, 2003 11:29 PM | ||
| Alpha Nerd |
1. Build a house 2. Paint a picture 3. I don't Know |
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| Jul 8th, 2003 08:33 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
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| Jul 8th, 2003 08:33 PM | ||
| kahljorn | 1. laugh at one of protoclowns jokes... accomplished. | |
| Jul 8th, 2003 08:30 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
1. Develop a guitar that sounds like the various tunes of a chainsaw. 2. Push a lot of very important buttons, having no idea what I'm doing. Preferably buttons that operate nukes. 3. Meet a schitzophrenic whose multiply personalities are schitzophrenics. 4. Take away Ninjavenom's sushi before he can eat it. 5. Cause a cutural revolution. 6. Fill up a watergun with my piss and shoot people with it. |
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| Jul 8th, 2003 05:03 PM | ||
| Rongi |
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 1. Start a mob of a punch of pussies
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| Jul 8th, 2003 03:29 PM | ||
| Hobo Renee |
1. Have sex on Divine's grave and have John Waters walk up to me and say "Hey you crazy kids! Lets make smores." and then do the Zap! thing from the Simpsons. 2. Get hired as a waitress at Hooters and then gain a lot of weight before my first day of work. 3. Have a bunch of kids and yell "It's pudding time!"...a lot (note: I ripped this off from a friend, but I think it's noteworthy.) 4. Move the Northwest and complain about how happy I am. 5. Have more ideas... |
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| Jul 8th, 2003 12:48 PM | ||
| Geggy |
1. snort in wassabi sauce through my nose 2. get drunk at kahl's funeral and start a mosh pit 3. bitch slap george lucas for ruining star wars |
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| Jul 8th, 2003 12:12 PM | ||
| Protoclown | 1. Laugh at one of kellychaos's jokes | |
| Jul 8th, 2003 10:34 AM | ||
| kellychaos | How drole, you cad! | |
| Jul 8th, 2003 10:33 AM | ||
| jin |
I want to kill the entire planet.
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| Jul 8th, 2003 10:26 AM | ||
| whoreable | I want to make a rich person drop their monacle in a wine glass and exclaim "Why I never!" | |
| Jul 8th, 2003 10:20 AM | ||
| Les Waste | and say "WHA WHA WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!" | |
| Jul 8th, 2003 09:55 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
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| Jul 8th, 2003 06:38 AM | ||
| executioneer |
And piss up a rope  -willie |
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| Jul 8th, 2003 06:11 AM | ||
| glowbelly |
and shave his testicles
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| Jul 8th, 2003 04:42 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
And rub his eyeballs
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| Jul 8th, 2003 04:18 AM | ||
| executioneer |
yeah he'd probably do a spit-take and look at it in disbelief first -willie |
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| Jul 8th, 2003 02:42 AM | ||
| Schimid |
Re: THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE Quote:
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| Jul 8th, 2003 02:02 AM | ||
| Ninjavenom |
1. Pee off of a building 2. Ensure that said building happens to be Mockery's workplace 3.Time aforementioned stratospheric urination to coincide with the exact timing of Mockery's arrival at said workplace 4. Eat sushi |
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| Jul 8th, 2003 01:43 AM | ||
| kahljorn |
Then I want Jixby to get hit by a car before he dies 
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| Jul 8th, 2003 12:22 AM | ||
| Spooky |
JIXBY DIDNT SAY "POST WHAT YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE.
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| Jul 7th, 2003 11:42 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
1. Put anthrax in my wallet the day I die. 2. strap a bomb with a high yield on for train sploding 3. Give out free cookies to news stands all across the world 4. get hit by a train |
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| Jul 7th, 2003 11:31 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch | 1. Take the money out of kahljorn's wallet after he gets hit by a train. | |
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