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Jul 9th, 2003 07:09 PM
Esuohlim I actually liked that movie.
Jul 9th, 2003 05:24 PM
Rongi
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Originally Posted by Les Waste
EVER SEEN "TINY TOON'S SUMMER VACATION?!" IT BASICALLY HAS THE SAME PLOT WITH THE CHARACTERS LOOKING FOR CONDOMS?


OMG I remember that movie 8-).

Best. Movie. Ever
Jul 9th, 2003 04:03 PM
Anonymous she's already on it
Jul 9th, 2003 03:58 PM
Cap'n Crunch OMG, make her take the pill. ROFL.
Jul 9th, 2003 03:56 PM
Anonymous Condoms are like grade school; you want to use one like all the big kids, but after your first few experiences with it you never want to do it again as long as you live. :<
Jul 9th, 2003 02:50 PM
Jeanette X I hate it when men buy condoms and bring them to my register. If someone buys crackers, I get a brief mental image of them eating the crackers. If someone buys eyedrops, I get a brief mental image of the using the eyedrops.
If someone buys condoms, I can't bring myself to look at them.
Jul 9th, 2003 09:55 AM
kellychaos Bring some in, blow them up, mangle them into balloon animals, give them to old ladies and tell them "Congratulations! You are our one millionth customer!".
Jul 9th, 2003 04:31 AM
Wiffles When you blow a condom it gets to the size triple that of an ordinary balloon ^_^;
Jul 9th, 2003 01:10 AM
Les Waste EVER SEEN "TINY TOON'S SUMMER VACATION?!" IT BASICALLY HAS THE SAME PLOT WITH THE CHARACTERS LOOKING FOR CONDOMS.

LOL GET IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT CHARACTERS WHO ARE KIDS AND CARTOONS TO BE LOOKING FOR SEX PRODUCTS, LOL HOW UNEXPECTED.

DO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND TEH JOKE OR SHOULD I EXPLAIN IT AGAIN PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP IF YOU DON'T GET IT SO I CAN EXPLAIN IT AGAIN OK?
Jul 9th, 2003 12:58 AM
Jixby Phillips ever seen Batman
Jul 8th, 2003 10:04 PM
Cap'n Crunch
Quote:
Originally Posted by FS
Did you ever see the movie Bootie Call? It was two guys trying to get some condoms, but they got in a whole heap of trouble!
I was going to bring that one up later. :/
Jul 8th, 2003 10:03 PM
AChimp We call it WinterBummyNativesGayMayorPeg.
Jul 8th, 2003 04:53 PM
FartinMowler Chimp lives in Winterpeg.
Jul 8th, 2003 04:25 PM
AChimp No, in Winnipeg. We would carry condoms, except 99% of our customers are old ladies that disapprove of sex and they wouldn't come back.

Plus, I'd always steal the boxes to try them on in the back room.
Jul 8th, 2003 04:22 PM
FS Did you ever see the movie Bootie Call? It was two guys trying to get some condoms, but they got in a whole heap of trouble!
Jul 8th, 2003 04:22 PM
Daphne In Toronto?

That's too funny, you should have given him a plastic bag or something.
Jul 8th, 2003 04:19 PM
AChimp A corner grocery store.
Jul 8th, 2003 04:17 PM
Daphne what sort of store do you work in?
Jul 8th, 2003 04:15 PM
Cap'n Crunch Did you ever see the movie Trojan War? It was a kid trying to get some condoms, but got in a whole heap of trouble!
Jul 8th, 2003 04:13 PM
AChimp
Where are your rubbers?

*Guy comes running in*
Guy: Dude, where are your rubbers?
Me: *wakes up after 20 minutes of no customers* What?
Guy: Condoms! Which aisle?
Me: Uh... we don't sell condoms.
Guy: What the fuck! No condoms?
Me: Sorry, man.
Guy: Dammit.
*Guy runs out*

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