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Jul 12th, 2003 12:18 PM
Mike Edit: maybe not
Jul 12th, 2003 12:15 PM
sadie tmi, nightmareboy. i don't wanna hear about your masturbatory adventures.

until a month or so ago, i'd been in only one fight. it was ninth grade. she was amanda. three times my size. she came to respect me. this last so-called fight was more my trying to deflate the irrational anger of a fucking drunk who refused to get the fuck out of my face. if i had it to do over again, i'd kick his arse. knee to the tummy. uppercut the chin. (rip, harold. )

psa: fighting sucks. and solves nothing.
Jul 12th, 2003 09:38 AM
NIGhtMAre A monkey kicked my ass once
Jul 12th, 2003 08:47 AM
Spectre X I'm not big, I appear as puny, but I'm strong. Very strong.

ok, I won't hurt you.
Jul 12th, 2003 05:37 AM
jin you must be bigand strongand tough because you post about fighting ON THE INTERNET.

PS. Please dont hurt me.
Jul 12th, 2003 03:37 AM
Spectre X ok, this is what works for me:

Go into a blind rage and kick the shit out of them.
Jul 12th, 2003 12:01 AM
Mike
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Originally Posted by Spectre X
Wiffles, if that should fail, aim for the lower ribs.
While you block with the other fist and forearm, and find an opportunity to get your foot behind theirs to flip em around and disarm them.
Jul 11th, 2003 11:17 AM
AChimp MPs get paid to bust heads.
Jul 11th, 2003 10:06 AM
kellychaos I was involved in a few situations like that in the army. Our policy was more or less: If it was a group of guys and our/my buddy was in trouble, then we'd probably help out as no one deserves a "group ass whoopin". That's just unfair. If it was just another individual, then our/my buddy was probably being a drunken a-hole and deserved it. In that case, I/we let nature take it's course unless it looked like he was totally getting his ass kicked or the cops were called and we needed to get his drunken ass out of there (saves on paperwork for all concerned ).
Jul 11th, 2003 07:34 AM
Spectre X Wiffles, if that should fail, aim for the lower ribs.
Jul 11th, 2003 07:20 AM
Wiffles No, I defend myself by running or hiding ^_^;
Jul 11th, 2003 04:32 AM
Dole I bet you fight dirty, wiffles.
Jul 11th, 2003 04:18 AM
Wiffles I hate fights, especially when it involves me >_<
Jul 11th, 2003 03:53 AM
Mike Aw jixby, how nice of you to say "please".
Jul 11th, 2003 03:50 AM
Jixby Phillips Shut up please.
Jul 11th, 2003 03:49 AM
Mike Go right ahead, son.
Jul 11th, 2003 03:46 AM
The_voice_of_reason
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Originally Posted by Mike
Your mom was a sissy last night

Oh shit, you were the one she was talking about? Should I call you daddy?
Jul 11th, 2003 03:42 AM
Mike Confucius say "Sqeeze harder so shithead expire before he bite!"
Actually I'm ok. It sucks for John (the drunk kid). He's been puking like a mofo and he can't remember why he's all beat up.

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Can I fight you next, you seem like a sissy
LOL

Your mom was a sissy last night
Jul 11th, 2003 03:13 AM
The_voice_of_reason Can I fight you next, you seem like a sissy.
Jul 11th, 2003 03:07 AM
Jixby Phillips Aw dude that sucks man
Jul 11th, 2003 02:48 AM
Mike
Holy crap I got in a huge fight

I just got back. When I got to Washington's there was this guy who was totally pissed off at this guy I know so I got in there to defend my pal but he hit me with a pitcher. I was all like "Dude, it's me, don't hit me man". And he said "oh it's you bro, sorry I'm fucking drunk"..or something like that. Then the guy who's pissed started yellin like he was trying to get everyone's attn and it just went from there like a whole crowd of punching and throwing. I was just trying to help out my buddy cuz he was so drunk they would've creamed him. I'm ok, but I have a bruise on my leg from being whacked with a chair, and I got bit in the forearm cuz this one guy did that to get out of a choke-hold, holy shit.


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