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Aug 22nd, 2003 11:13 PM
Esuohlim
Aug 19th, 2003 01:41 PM
kellychaos THE STATE THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A MITTEN.
Aug 16th, 2003 05:13 PM
Esuohlim I hope kellychaos' neighborhood has a PERMANENT blackout.
Aug 16th, 2003 11:52 AM
Royal Tenenbaum
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Would you really want to inflict Jamesman on another human?
I can think of a least one. :tenenbaumprisonassrape
:you'reafaggot
Aug 16th, 2003 09:02 AM
glowbelly i like my picture
Jul 24th, 2003 03:11 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Would you really want to inflict Jamesman on another human?
I can think of a least one. :tenenbaumprisonassrape
Jul 23rd, 2003 06:42 PM
Royal Tenenbaum "hey James, why don't you try having sex with a real live woman before telling us what we should enjoy more? "

Would you really want to inflict Jamesman on another human? Sex with Jamesman should be reserved for war criminals and rapists; reserved as a punishment.
Jul 23rd, 2003 05:19 PM
Protoclown JAMES DOES NOT UNDERSTAND "TEH SECKS"

IT IS LIKE AN ALIEN FROM TEH SPACE TO HIM


poor lil guy
Jul 23rd, 2003 05:16 PM
James Just, no.
Jul 23rd, 2003 05:11 PM
Daphne hey James, why don't you try having sex with a real live woman before telling us what we should enjoy more?

I think all the women here have said that they prefer real men to vibrators.
Jul 23rd, 2003 04:48 PM
James *sigh* I hate being right.


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Originally Posted by Helm
AND MOST OF YOU CUNT
OH NOS! Where's Hobo Renee, the Bad Word Police Chief?



Seriously though, Glowbelly, what gets you off better: A real-live human male engaging in all the sex with you, or that plastic beast?
Jul 23rd, 2003 11:27 AM
kellychaos Jizzboy = Bonerific
Jul 21st, 2003 11:22 AM
Jixby Phillips Shut up.
Jul 21st, 2003 07:27 AM
Spectre X yeah, a guy on the Penny-Arcade boards made it
Jul 21st, 2003 07:10 AM
Jeanette X That picture is hilarious!
Jul 21st, 2003 07:00 AM
Spectre X
Re: Oh yeah?

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Originally Posted by Perndog
The problem with Sir Dick is that it lacks versatility and multi-tasking ability. You obviously haven't been seduced a bagpipe player, and I quote: "Girls have to respect a guy that can squeeze, finger, and blow all at the same time!"


THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE!!!!
Jul 21st, 2003 03:58 AM
CaptainBubba I'll suck your dick if you kill yourself afterward.
Jul 21st, 2003 01:06 AM
Perndog
Oh yeah?

The problem with Sir Dick is that it lacks versatility and multi-tasking ability. You obviously haven't been seduced a bagpipe player, and I quote: "Girls have to respect a guy that can squeeze, finger, and blow all at the same time!"
Jul 19th, 2003 10:11 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
NO APOLOGIES

...now we wait for kelly to come in and post a picture of kurt cobain...
So this is the way it's going to be, eh? Testing hypothetical, cheesy jokes by posting them as something Kellychaos "might" have said. I'm on to you, missy. How dare thee steal my cheesy thunder!

And to Proto:

Liar!
Jul 19th, 2003 09:37 AM
Protoclown HOLY SHIT

That's the first time ever Kelly Chaos made me laugh




i feel so dirty
Jul 19th, 2003 09:34 AM
kellychaos You airbrushed the track marks?
Jul 17th, 2003 01:23 PM
Helm [bandwidth eating image removed so that kelly's joke no longer works]

CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE?
Jul 17th, 2003 11:44 AM
soundtest
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
NO APOLOGIES

...now we wait for kelly to come in and post a picture of kurt cobain...
Jul 17th, 2003 11:38 AM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
Get off my cock, fag. I'm not going to like you no matter how many times you try to insult me in front of your friends.
Have you been poking that dildo into your noggin or somethin? Him have friends? Silly girl...
Jul 17th, 2003 11:12 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
NO APOLOGIES

...now we wait for kelly to come in and post a picture of kurt cobain...
WRONG!

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