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Jul 22nd, 2003 01:58 PM
CastroMotorOil

Yes we all must listen to his words and tremble!
Jul 22nd, 2003 01:03 PM
Pantaliamon Check out this website, it has much of the same total bull that Pat Robertson says.

www.godhatesamerica.com

Some of it's so stupid it's funny.
Jul 20th, 2003 10:33 PM
Skulhedface I'd think a God with a warped sense of humor, akin to a hormonally imbalanced 10 year old that sticks firecrackers in cat's asses.

To some Christians' credit, they know Falwell is full of shit.
Jul 20th, 2003 07:38 PM
Cosmo Electrolux What kind of god would want a pile of shit like Pat Robertson as his spokesman on earth?
Jul 17th, 2003 01:35 PM
Protoclown max that was so jewish of you to say
Jul 17th, 2003 01:12 PM
Mockery
"Awww don't cry... gimpy... Pat will be coming back soon and then he'll play with you all night long. He's just real busy at work right now, putting on his pretend show for the public to enjoy. But don't you worry, when he gets back home he's gonna show you a good ol' time!"
Jul 17th, 2003 01:10 PM
mburbank Yeah, but see, Patty Boy is saying 19 out of 19, with us three Supreme court justices away from being 20.

I'm praying the God will whisper in Pat's ear that it's time he retired, and took a vow of silence. It's the only thing I can think of that might keep that ratty bastard out of hell.
Jul 17th, 2003 12:40 PM
pjalne
Re: PAT ROBERTSON FEARS HOMOS INVITE DIVINE DESTRUCTION

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Originally Posted by mburbank
"There is a higher tribunal than the United States Supreme Court. There is the Judge of all the earth. We must earnestly come before Him now and cry out for redress of our grievances. He loves America as much as we do, and He does not wish to destroy it. But no culture has ever endured which has turned openly to homosexuality. ...

Is it me, or is Patsy saying that if the Supreme Court were to allow homosexuals the right to marry, God will destroy America?
Didn't I inform you just a couple of weeks ago how homosexuality caused the destruction of sixteen out of nineteen ancient empires? Pay attention!
Jul 17th, 2003 12:40 PM
Bennett God let another religion attack us because of the HOMOs!!!
Jul 17th, 2003 12:33 PM
sspadowsky Well, why not? As we all know, that's why He allowed the 9-11 attacks to happen.
Jul 17th, 2003 12:28 PM
mburbank
PAT ROBERTSON FEARS HOMOS INVITE DIVINE DESTRUCTION

I thought you all might enjoy Pat Robertsons actual words in his prayer offensive (that's nice in't it?) asking God to kill... er, I mean, presuade three Supreme Court Justices to retire.

"There is a higher tribunal than the United States Supreme Court. There is the Judge of all the earth. We must earnestly come before Him now and cry out for redress of our grievances. He loves America as much as we do, and He does not wish to destroy it. But no culture has ever endured which has turned openly to homosexuality. ...

"Would you join with me and many others in crying out to our Lord to change the Court? If we fast and pray and earnestly seek God's face, then He will hear our prayer and give us relief.

"One justice is 83 years old, another has cancer, and another has a heart condition. Would it not be possible for God to put it in the minds of these three judges that the time has come to retire?"



Is it me, or is Patsy saying that if the Supreme Court were to allow homosexuals the right to marry, God will destroy America?

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