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| Aug 1st, 2003 12:25 PM | ||
| Mike | PPPPS. You dissin me, jin? If you weren't so cool yourself I might go to the trouble of thinking up some smart-ass comeback. That, and I'm thirsty...*wanders off in search of lemonade* | |
| Aug 1st, 2003 10:50 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
Have you tried talking to your penis? Maybe your penis will respond and become unbendy through the gentle, caring nuturing words ... like they say about plants.  Quote:
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| Aug 1st, 2003 06:40 AM | ||
| jin |
MY PENIS IS BIG AND MY GIRLFRIEND LIKES IT BECAUSE IT MAKES HER HAPPY IN HER VERGINIA BUT I DONT KNOW WHY. I HAVE LOTS OF SEX. PS. LOTS. PPS. I AM COOL NOW. PPPS. You are talking possibly about the "G-Spot" which is located a little past the inner lips and scientists say might actually be a variation of the male prostate. |
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| Aug 1st, 2003 03:31 AM | ||
| Mike | Mine is pretty much straight outward, but it has a slight upward curve. My girlfriend likes it because it rubs on something in her twat that I can't remember the name of. | |
| Aug 1st, 2003 02:55 AM | ||
| CastroMotorOil | Mine goes to the left. My gf likes it that way. Im not sure why it does considering im right handed. | |
| Aug 1st, 2003 02:29 AM | ||
| BlueOatmeal | Mine has a slight downward curve from the years of beatings I have given it. Its not and extreme curve so I guess its not all that bad. I've aslo tried different ways of masterbating to see if it will fix it before it gets too bad. | |
| Jul 31st, 2003 04:09 AM | ||
| Ninjavenom |
BOOMERANG BOY! 
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| Jul 31st, 2003 02:14 AM | ||
| sadie |
fatsatan:  oneandonly: if your penis were perfect, it'd be completely out of place on you. |
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| Jul 30th, 2003 10:21 PM | ||
| agroskaterik |
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| Jul 30th, 2003 09:41 PM | ||
| ScruU2wice |
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| Jul 30th, 2003 05:40 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | Mine leans to the right. Doesn't every guy's lean to the right? Unless, of course, you're some moron who masturbates by rubbing your penis against your left thigh. | |
| Jul 30th, 2003 02:55 PM | ||
| agroskaterik | yes, except most women. | |
| Jul 30th, 2003 02:53 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | Yeah... I also have one ball that hangs a lot lower than the other, but doesn't everybody? | |
| Jul 30th, 2003 02:49 PM | ||
| FS |
Royal nervously anticipates the day he achieves an erection and finds out whether or not it is crooked. If any girl laughs at you for having a cock that bends, point out that her tits aren't of equal size, the nipples are in a strange place, her labia are too big. Then laugh at your imperfections, turn off the light and make crazy monkey love. |
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| Jul 30th, 2003 01:02 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
Its not curved to the right. Its curved a little up. It just leans to the right going in a straight direction. Ninjavenom: I never thought about it before. I guess that might be. |
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| Jul 30th, 2003 11:13 AM | ||
| agroskaterik |
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| Jul 30th, 2003 11:12 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
In that case, thank you. Thank you all.
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| Jul 30th, 2003 11:09 AM | ||
| agroskaterik |
i'm serious. this is Loveline is it not? |
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| Jul 30th, 2003 11:08 AM | ||
| ScruU2wice | i dont think he was being sarcastic :/... | |
| Jul 30th, 2003 11:02 AM | ||
| kellychaos | Have you filled out the proper sarcasm applications prior to submission ... in triplicate. Follow procedure our your application will be be accepted for submission. That is all. | |
| Jul 30th, 2003 10:46 AM | ||
| agroskaterik | i love you kelly. | |
| Jul 30th, 2003 10:39 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
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I think the proper medical procedure for this guys' condition is a tourniquette ... I could be wrong, though. :/ |
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| Jul 28th, 2003 07:52 PM | ||
| KILLADEUCE |
Bieng different is what brings zest to this otherwise dreary existince
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| Jul 28th, 2003 07:41 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
Maybe it will set me apart from all the other guys.
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| Jul 28th, 2003 07:38 PM | ||
| Jeanette X | My bf has a slight curve. I don't laugh at him. | |
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